“Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
"Definitely not a banana, Sunshine."
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@agent-timross
“Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
"Definitely not a banana, Sunshine."
Loving me is asking for disaster.
six words; forty-seven. (via the-doctor-infinitum)
”Why do you look so good in a suit? It kills me dead you know.”
"Really. I wasn't aware that you're three times more likely to throw yourself at me when I'm wearing a suit."
“shoutout for agent-timross who treats all the muses they RP with with all and no respect because their muse is a wonderful buttface.”
WHO DID THE THING I'M FUCKING CRYING
he is a buttface and i'm glad you guys liek him
i have no words omg
((Hiatus for a while; i need to get my shit together on still-brothers, so everything except Keller is on hold until I get shit done.))
how many episodes was that character in, you ask???
not as many as they deserve
not enough to satisfy me
//I need blogs to follow. Give me the crossovers. White Collar, Bones, general thieves. Hand ‘em over.
reblogging here too, because yes. Parker from USA's Leverage, f a v o r i te character and a great characterization, you should all follow because you all need this in your life thank bye
Matthew Keller. The best criminal in the world, bar none. Allegedly. (Independent RP blog for USA's...
((Heading over to the criminal mastermind. because i am excited about at least 1? hopefully more tho please?! episode in the new season featuring my darling dastardly thief))
Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.
Absolutely.
urgH it’s just so casual even tho keller’s a CRAZY ASS CRIMINAL AND I JUST CAN’T
no, i haven’t. is it any good?
THAT IS YOU??????????? I FOUND SOME OF YOUR POSTS IN THE WHITE COLLAR RP TAG (WHERE IS EVERYONE, SRSLY) AND SCREAMED WHEN I SAW KELLER BUT THEN I DIDN’T FOLLOW FOR SOME REASON AND THEN I FORGOT ABOUT IT ?????
Crash is weirdly formatted? and kind of hard to follow? But Ross as Kenny Battaglia is worth it. KENNY IS A DIRTBAG BUT I LVOE HIM AND IT'S BECAUSE OF ROSS?! how ross plays him is just u g h perfect.
YES that keller is me.i had a lot of fun playing him but we kind of drifted other places. rebecca-lowe is active, tocatchaforger sometimes, and trustthebaton sometimes. peterburke-fbi hardly ever anymore but y'know. i bt with the new season coming up we'll al lreactivate.
rebecca-lowe I WOULD SELL MY SOUL FOR KELLER/RACHEL CANON INTERACTIONS
I'D SELL YOUR SOUL TOO
oh god yes i doooooooo. especially his accent. it ruINED my life.
NO NO ROSS'S ACCENT THO N O
have you seen Crash? fucking Kenny Bataglia man
ALSO SOME DERPY FOOL ON TUMBLR PLAYS KELLER bitmoreratsorizzo IF YOU WANT TO APPRECIATE SOME KELLER RP
Screw angst, make my muse genuinely smile in one sentence or less.
dustybooksclub hello friend do you live a matthew keller appreciation life because i do
agentclntbrtn i swear to fuck if you guys find out more and do the thing I WILL DIE BY PROXY CAUSE OF DEATH: ROSS MCCALL
rebecca-lowe I CAN'T I'M DYING OF ROSS MCCALL
//THERE ARE PICTURES OF ROSS MCCALL ON THE WHITE COLLAR SET I'M SO FUCKNIG EXCITED OMG
PS DID I GIVE TIM THE LAST NAME ROSS BECAUSE OF THE MAGNIFICENT BASTARD WHO PLAYS KELLER
IDK I MIGHT HAVE
Keller is back (x) (x) (x)
CHEL
ALYSSA
KELLER IS BACK THIS IS NOT A DRILL
HE'S B A CK