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Lost in the sauce 🐭🍒

the people in the last of us if they weren’t power hungry dummies

>hmm. the city infrastructure is crumbling and there are a lot of places for the infected to hide. maybe we should take our losses & start working on communities in remote defendable areas where it’s hard for infected to get to in the first place

>hmm. the infected have a lot of weaknesses. they don’t like fire, a head shot takes them out, and there are anti fungal sprays & lots of chemicals we could test. they also have a mob mentality, which we could use to our advantage by herding them into traps. we should have teams dedicated to control/disposal

>hmm. we should establish large gardens & greenhouses & storehouses. (meat should not be hard to come by bc wildlife flourished in the apocalypse)

>hmm. we still want to travel. maybe we should rebuild a rudimentary road system, or at least see if we can get a coal powered train running so we don’t have to depend on cars (gasoline degrades over time). hell, maybe we should try and get one of those oil rigs going

>hmm. instead of resorting to raiding & cannibalism we could still exist in civilized communities. the only difference is we occasionally have to kill infected & be gluten free baddies

lordgroose

my favorite work memory from this store will always be “hey remember when the subway inside the store closed down and they let me take a bunch of their shit for free and now it lives inside my house?”

my life is a joke

dracula61

jojobegood1

☺️🤔🤗 BON VOYAGE

sleepimali

Spring Bunnies 🐰🌸 (If you’d like to grab this as either a digital print or printable greeting card, you can do so by pledging to the Daydreamer tier or up on my Patreon ❤)

keethus-arts

TBOBF Din be like

miraculouslycool

The "and Ken" sign says so much. Not only do the police identify him as some crazily dressed guy just tagging along with an equally crazily dressed girl who just decked someone in the face, they also cuff him even though it seems like he hasn't done anything because he tagged along with his girlfriend even to get arrested.

He's an accessory even to a convicted Barbie. You do not separate a Ken from his Barbie even in jail. Ken is having the time of his life even in incarceration because he's there with Barbie.