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que chingue su madre el mundial.

Queer and autistic freedom of expression or whatever

me compre un par de zapatos aun sabiendo que ya tengo ese mismo par casi nuevo en mi casa (? me estoy convirtiendo en mi mamá.

#en mi defensa la suela es ligeramente mas delgada en los nuevos #fui victima del capitalismo

ximenasbrokencd

can't wait to say "during pride month?" at every minor inconvenience all of next month

despazito

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

puppygirllaika

yes!!! thank you!!! I hate when people do this, it's one of my uh... one of my... oh no...

lgbtculture

I want my gay rights now! - Marsha P. Johnson (NYC Pride Parade, 1973)

homunculus-argument

I think it would be funny to write a murder mystery where not only did every single character involved have an obvious motive to kill this mf, they were actually all attempting to murder him first, but the murder attempts all cancelled each other out all except for one. Two people tried to poison him but the poisons just happen to work as antidotes for each other, and instead of killing him only gave him the shits, and due to having the shits he couldn't go hunting that day like he had planned, foiling the plans of the one who had conditioned his favourite hunting horse to panic and bolt at the cue of a whistle, and the other murder attempt of tampering with his gun so that it would have exploded his whole face off.

The whole mystery isn't about who could have done it or how, but who was the one who got lucky and actually succeeded.