her?

~ ashlyn 24 San Francisco ~

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

No offense but..... release your inhibitions feel the rain on your skin

[jackkdaniels]

So at the end of Prisoner of Azkaban, Sirius says to Hermione, “You really are the brightest witch of your age,” with an emphasis on the “are,” implying that someone previously had told him that Hermione was super fucking smart and he was just then affirming it

But like, who told him that? He didn’t really get a chance to talk to Harry or Ron or Lupin between “I didn’t kill your parents” and “oh shit werewolf” and “I’m about to get the dementor’s kiss.”

So I like to think that it was Crookshanks who told him, coz Crookshanks and Padfoot were friends, right? I can imagine Crookshanks just going on and on about Hermione, like “My human is the best human, she’s so smart and lovely and perfect, just wait till you meet her, I love her so much”

[balsambreath]

I thought of texting you “good morning, I can’t sleep” and then I remembered that you are on a journey which I am not a part of and that’s okay but good morning I can’t sleep

[ruinedchildhood]

[neyruto]

All you anti milkers are fools. Imagine a milkless world. No cakes nor pies. What are you putting in your coffee to cool it down? Water? Appley juice? I hate all of you.

[lopmon]

[wrappingpaper]

this sounds 100% legit 

[danversnavarro-deactivated20240]

this shit is so funny i’m weak

[bizarro-jerry]

girl with crush - checks your star sign, wonders what you looked like in high school and what your parents are like guy with crush - wants to put his dick in your mouth. you, specifically

[kingjaffejoffer]

[based-kratos]

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

Only facts

[bellygangstaboo]

[mothurs]

[mywhisperedcolors]

[abevigoda-deactivated20171012]

[iraffiruse]

[carsonphillips]

Best moment in television history

[bandtshirt]

literally

[dulect]