The Call Me Sir Ben Podcast

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They say; "cometh the hour, cometh the man. But who wants to wait for that shizz, right? Certainly not us, so Sir Ben is back with another rambling discourse on the dirty lowdown of the whole ball of wax. Phil and Bid probe Shorty & Mal for signs of intelligent life during a federal election campaign. Phil backs Hillary for the White House (while Bid talks up The Donald.) Bid suggests carpet bombing Perth (while Phil parrots the latest pro-WA tourism pap.) There's a breakout on Brexit and a take down of Texit. And Phil points the remote at two of his Stan and Netflix faves. If Bill Clinton were alive today, THIS is the podcast he'd have on in the background..

https://soundcloud.com/kym-bidstrup/call-me-sir-ben-14

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What can fix the PM's headache? Double Dissolution! The Right Honourable Bidstrup and Jeng Kane podcast Call Me Sir Ben #13 right here on the Worldwide Internet. Enjoy their triple-A rated folderol, blarney and malarkey; perfect for listeners tiling a bathroom or flushing out a carburettor.http://bit.ly/1pRtdy4

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Phil and Bid return in CALL ME SIR BEN #12! The podcast quivering with crucial questions. Clinton versus Trump - is it the Narcissist versus the Solipsist? To Hell with Pell? Or was their clumsy closure in Rome? Negative gearing? A goer or a goner? Brexit or Bremain? AND movie reviews, for HAIL, CAESAR and 24 YEARS, So listen already. The fate of the Free World depends on it. OK, not so much... https://soundcloud.com/kym-bidstrup/call-me-sir-ben-12

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The Call Me Sir Ben Podcast Returns! 2015 has prolapsed into 2016.And Sir Ben is the one man who can make sense of the flap. Like an octopus in a string bag, Sir Ben is all over it. The year gone by.The year ahead.Sir Ben sees it all with perfect clarity. And now you can too as Phil Jeng Kane and Kym Bidstrup channel the great man's insights. From Turnbull to Trump.From Shorten to Star Wars. CALL ME SIR BEN #11 calls it like it is.... http://bit.ly/1Nc0Sqd

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Call Me Sir Bent on Infotainment! Call Me Sir Ben #10 It rhymes and everything https://soundcloud.com/kym-bidstrup/call-me-sir-ben-10

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Good things come to those who wait. Like meagre tips, complaints from diners and scraps from the kitchen. But that's a whole other ball of wax. RIGHT NOW - Bidstrup and Jeng Kane chew the fat about PM Malcolm Turnbull's first six weeks as supreme leader of Oz. Can he pass through the eye of a needle? Can he steer a course away from hard right? And speaking of Mr Abbott, he's been to London to lecture the Tories. Phil and Bid declare processed meat's Death Cult status and review Shaun Micallef's new sitcom The Ex-PM. Spend an hour with your finely marbled friends at the world's only grass-fed podcast, Call Me Sir Ben #9 https://soundcloud.com/kym-bidstrup/call-me-sir-ben-9

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We're over the moon, podpals. SIR BEN is back with his first ever inter-planetary edition. In an anarchic avalanche of acronyms, Phil and Bid - * probe NASA (water on Mars or a damp squib?) * diplomatically solve the latest UN crisis (Putin a good word for us,willya?) * and waffle about the AFL (WA footy fans will understand) PLUS: PJK talks drugs - I said TALKS drugs - and Bid watches his suits go out of date. It's the most fun you can have with headphones on.... https://soundcloud.com/kym-bidstrup/call-me-sir-ben-8

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Hail, CMSB fans. It's a new(ish) week and a new re-brand for CMSB #7. Here goes... Bidstrup and Jeng Kane of The Call Me Sir Ben Podcast have launched #7 of their exclusive spoken-word range. They speak of a security state and the world and stuff. They're flippin' browned off, that's for sure. By the way, there is no "Recession", but if you think of purchasing International Roast coffee, consider a lovely Madura tea instead. Let us repair to the Soundcloud! - http://bit.ly/1g6lNBY

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Gagging for the goods on Goodes? Wondering why Greece is no longer the word? Desperate to sit across the negotiating table as PJK plays hard scrabble with the TPP? Or just want to open all channels for movie reviews and new music? Call Me Sir Ben is your one-stop-shopcast. And Sir Ben has opinions recommended by 9 out of 10 hair loss professionals. If you've lost your sense of humour, your sense of proportion, or your sense of outrage - it's right HERE! https://soundcloud.com/kym-bidstrup/cmsb-6

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CALL ME SIR BEN is going for Gold, Gold, Gold for Australia! in podcast #5. Just a few of the nuggets: Have the Greeks killed the golden goose? Tarnished gold – Aussie's terrible tennis twins The Gold Coast Suns – drug-troubled and dobbed in “Woman In Gold” at the movies Golden oldie James Taylor's first album in more than a decade And the sad sunset of AFL good guy Phil Walsh CMSB #5 is SOLID GOLD podcasting from Bid “Worth His Weight In” Bidstrup and Phil “Heart Of” Jeng Kane. A goldmine of information. And what's mined is yours.... https://soundcloud.com/kym-bidstrup/call-me-sir-ben-5

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Call Me Sir Ben Breakout #3

We've had our feet up taking a well-earned hiatus after a magnificent seven podcasts. That's right–SEVEN. A number of podcasts not achieved by Marconi, Katharine Hepburn, Audrey Hepburn nor Phar Lap the Great Roan Gelding. As we gear up for the next round of podcasts we're giving our last one another spin.

BREAKOUT NUMBER 3 is about the ways Social Media in general and Facebook in particular might have changed us. Check it out and make sure you hit "like", repost this sucker to Google Plus and tweet about it on the Instagram. Poddy: http://bit.ly/1Jx4rIJ

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Call Me Sir Ben Breakout #2

You're at work, you're ready to dip your Kit Kat in Continental Cup-A-Soup. What finer accompaniment to your branded al-desko luncheon than the Call Me Sir Ben Breakout #2?

Kym Bidstrup and Phil Jeng Kane   spend 17 golden minutes podding the question: "Do we need the family in 2015?"  Lend us your ears, podsters. http://bit.ly/1NTm9rv

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Call Me Sir Ben Podcast #4

Set aside half an hour, a cup of coffee, possibly some diced chorizo, a half devon or a the full salami hidden down the back of the Fischer and Paykel. Hear Bidstrup and Jeng Kane blather about Blatter and pontificate about Pell among other issues. It's a repost of edition #4 from The Call Me Sir Ben Podcast http://bit.ly/1diFsxn

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Call Me Sir Ben - Breakout #1

Homer Simpson said it best; "you don't make friends with salad."

But Call Me Sir Ben said it second best!

"You Don't Make Friends With WORD Salad."

Mindless slogans, catchphrases, taglines and positioning statements! Advertisers, academics, and anal retentive tech-heads are dishing 'em up and ramming this mumblequokk down our throats, ad nauseum.

Call Me Sir Ben investigates in the first of our short-form BREAK OUT BROADCASTS.

Get THIS into ya': http://bit.ly/1ck6eob

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Call Me Sir Ben Podcast #3

CALL ME SIR BEN podcast #3 has dropped and it's burning like a silver flame. Two Up's favourite son, Kym "Spinner" Bidstrup and Spearwood identity Phil Jeng Kane will fill your speakers with talk about Johnny Depp's dogs, Senator Brandis's decoupaging of the Australia Council as well as movie reviews of "Partisan" and "Greenfield". http://bit.ly/1R7sQbm

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Call Me Sir Ben Podcast #2

It was a frantic day at The Ghost Who Walks function centre and pizzeria aka CALL ME SIR BEN HQ. But Bid and Phil still found time to preview the upcoming budget, redeem Dr Karl, give the Australian Federal Police a jolly good seeing to, answer some of the deep questions about relationships in the digital age, PJK reviewed the movie "Boy Choir", we re-introduced some good ol' fashioned Aussie slang, gave a shout out to The Phantom and Bid shamelessly plugged his music.

And that was all before lunchtime http://bit.ly/1cnBqns

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Call Me Sir Ben Podcast #1

Kym Bidstrup and Phil Jeng Kane launch the first episode of CALL ME SIR BEN. Their chat takes in Hillary Clinton's entry into the 2016 Presidential race, Australian media piracy, maintaining real friendships and a review of the movies Infinitely Polar Bear and Inherent Vice. Hit up the podcast on Soundcloud:-http://bit.ly/1aFOJxM