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Assigning the 141 and Konig things my family have said
Price: “That is not curry. That is melted shit.”
Ghost: *appears in kitchen door* “Give me meringues.”
Soap: “i dont give too fucks aboot being patriotic, haggis is fooking disgusting.”
Gaz: “I WANT KORDIAL FUCK CRISPS.” “What now?” “KFC.”
Laswell: “let me get my emotional support mothers.”
Konig: “meep meep bitch.”
So Mexico is playing against England right now
The 141 and Los Vaqueros must be having a very tense time rn
there is a thin line between “relationships can be very affectionate and still be platonic” and “those are the gayest motherfuckers I’ve ever seen”
soap and ghost use that line like a fucking jumprope
Dunno if this is a good fic idea but y/n in tf141 having undiagnosed ocd that bleeds into their performance?
OKAY HOLD UP I WILL DO THIS WHEN I HAVE TIME (I’m REALLY busy with college rn)
Okay so I’ve thought it over, and I don’t think I can comfortably write that.
I don’t want to offend anyone by not writing it well enough. I’m sorry to disappoint!
Dunno if this is a good fic idea but y/n in tf141 having undiagnosed ocd that bleeds into their performance?
OKAY HOLD UP I WILL DO THIS WHEN I HAVE TIME (I’m REALLY busy with college rn)
Gaz: Oh heavenly Suds, what is the ADHD wisdom of the day?
Soap: *got fourteen hours of sleep cumulative all week* rice pilaf goes with everything
Gaz: *same level of sleep deprived and furiously taking notes*
Soap: *nods sagely* It’s a super food, all occasion, all situations, PRAISE BE THE RICE PILAF!
Ghost: *just walked in and picks the man up in a fireman’s carry* nap time Johnny..
Gaz: *solemn head bow* Praise be to the rice of grains
(Field?) medic reader who notices that ghost doesn’t really care for himself in the field and tries to convince him that he’s actually worth smth…. please please and thank youuuu
ofcccc!!! This sounds interesting…
Simon Riley wasn’t the type of man to listen to field medics, especially ones like you.
Whenever you saw him, he would disappear.
But one day, he was unconsciously muttering to himself “Useless piece of shit… can’t even tie a proper knot…”
You heard him. You always did.
The next time, it was in the field.
He had been sliced, stabbed and shot at, but was still going strong. Until his head started swimming and he collapsed against the wall.
“Ghost? LT, do you copy?” He heard Prices voice through the earpiece. It felt distant.
Then he heard footsteps. Quick and panicked.
“Ghost! Ghost? Oh god.” It was you.
You knelt next to him and went to clean the wounds, when he grabbed your wrist.
“Don’t… m’ not worth it….”
“And who told you that? I think you’re worth it.”
“I dunno, love. If I survive, what do I do?”
“Live. All you gotta do is live.”
Kate and Red used to be enemies.
Red would try and kill her.
Kate would try and catch her.
“Too slow, sugar. Gotta be a lot faster t’ get me.” Red would taunt.
Until one day, Kate saw the red haired woman in a shelter.
With a black eye and nothing to her name but a quarter and a knife.
Red was comforting a little kid, because apparently one of the worlds most wanted people had the capability to be kind. And that is one of the reasons Kate fell in love with her. Because despite everything,
despite the blood,
the guns,
the constant pressure,
Red was still human.
I’m thinking of bringing in an OC to be Kate Laswell’s wife bc why the fuck not.
Details below the cut.
The way a lot of people portray Ghost and Soap's dynamic with each other kinda reminds me of Shrek and Donkey tbh
THANK YOU.
FINALLY, SOMEONE SPEAKS THE TRUTH.
please send me asks guys, I need ideas for fics.
Sometimes the blood works its way too deep into Johnny.
It does for everyone, eventually.
On really shit days, Price would often drag him to the local chippy, and would buy him a poke of chips.
Good chips.
Because that’s the kind of man John Price is.
Kind.
COD Characters as things I’ve done
(idea taken from @laswells-ashtray)
Price: Yelled at by a random American for wearing a shirt that said “I’m too gay for this.”
Ghost: said a teacher was a “clueless cunt” when said teacher was behind him
Soap: fell off the couch and hit his head off the side table during the Scotland v Haiti game
Gaz: tried to take a Pinterest style photo and got stung by a bee
Laswell: yelled at her mother for being abelist
Alejandro: drunkenly sung in Italian despite not knowing it
Rudy: carried two drunk friends that were heavier than him over his shoulder
Valeria: drop a knife on the floor by accident and the knife stuck in the floor
Farah: stepped on boyfriends foot then fell onto the cat’s tail within ten seconds
Laswell: “John, have you seen my- what the actual fuck.”
Nik, currently balls deep in Price: “Hello, Kate.”
”I don’t know who the fuck you are, but get away from my son.”
Price was mad.
Really mad.
This little shit was hurting his boy.
“Dad-” Said Kyle, pinned to a wall by a much bigger boy.
“Awww, is daddy coming to save his wittle baby-”
Thwack.
Lesson learned.
Things my classmates say that COD characters would say
Price: “You’re one pubic hair short of a bush.”
Ghost: “Is it legal to steal a pen?”
Soap: “OF COURSE I’M ABELIST TO SEAGULLS.”
Gaz: “Oh look if it isn’t nobody because nobody wants me.”
Alejandro: “Bless you- oh wait it’s you, un bless you.”
Rudy: “PUT THE PEN DOWN NATHANIEL.”
Valeria: “Why did I ever decide to work with such whores.”
Laswell: “She’s hotter than the cheese toastie they served in the cafeteria.” (It was frozen.)
Graves: “EW AN ENGLISHMAN.”
