My Nerdy Safe Space

Pagan, witch, genderfluid, nerd, ao3: BrattyPaganSub. Gamer. Recovering from the TT bs part 2. This is one of two homes of my fic updates and fandom contributions. Also reposting some of my Drabble/ficlet series. It’s also the home of my COD OC Callsign Wild https://archiveofourown.org/users/BrattyPaganSub/works TikTok seems to be working again

[brattypagansub]

Dick: So I saw B’s contengency plans

Jason: *not looking up from his book* it’s not that I don’t see your rbf. It’s that I don’t care enough to ask why it’s there.

Dick: *crashing out* he has one for ‘in the event of my death due to CONDIMENT KING!!

Jason: *slowly closing his book.* what is condiment king going to do? Throw wasabi in his eyes?

Dick: And calendar man, and quizzler AND KITE MAN!

Jason: No no no, kite man I can see

Dick: SO NOT THE POINT LITTLE WING!!

[brattypagansub]

Soap:*midway through his interpretive dance.*

Price: What in the…

Ghost: it’s his ‘bacon dance’ I didn’t have the heart to tell him the bacon fairy isn’t real.

Price:

Price: I don’t know why I’m even surprised anymore

Soap: *vouging into the cha cha slide*

Ghost: *heart eyes* I’ll make sure your bacon dreams come true Johnny

Price: *head palms*

[brattypagansub]

Soap: I’m a logical adult, I know there’s no way I can strap some velcro to those pigeons and fly away. But it doesn’t stop me from wanting to.

Ghost: *eyeing the pigeons* No stealing my Johnny.. I know who you work for

Soap: *not paying attention still dreaming about his comic book Spidey moment*

Ghost: *into his phone* hey siri, make a note to track down the bourgeoisie

Soap: Wait.. what?

[brattypagansub]

Ghost: *standing in the kitchen doorway* what just happened?

Price: *coughs and waves away some smoke* your boyfriend Suds happened.

Soap: *puppy dog eyes holding a plastic melted grilled cheese*

Price: Three guesses on which part he forgot to do

Ghost: *heart eyes* I’ll order out for ya Johnny

Price: …. I give up

[brattypagansub]

Ghost: *At his wits end* STOP WITH THOSE EYES. Quit looking like your whole world just ended because of a dropped uncrustable! For the love of god Johnny! Now I feel bad like I got your hopes up just to smash them back down on you!

Ghost: *aggressively grabbing his wallet and buying a new one*

Soap: *eye light up and happy clapping*

Ghost: clap louder Johnny, I just did you a favor

[brattypagansub]

At the meet up you need to be ready for anything. From Graves and Keller soaring by at mach jesus. And at nose bleed inducing heights, Simon spilling blood. Or Soap’s round house kick, engaging his core and hips. But right now? It’s a race, Soap versus Ghost. And both are unchill assholes whom hate to lose. But Ghost will be dead before he puts a fang in his beloved Johnny. They followed closely to each other down the steep and winding slope. Ghost in front so he didn’t get distracted. Ghost inclined back, to graze his hand along the pavement. While Johnny did the opposite leaning in.

They don’t compete anymore, not competitively but it’s still fun to race. Having joined the same team a few years ago. Two power houses and legends that always get the crowd going.

[brattypagansub]

Price: You lot are by far the biggest example of what I wanted versus what I got that I’ve ever seen.

All of 141 minus Price are sitting like misbehaving kids

Price: Instead of a surgical dream team. I got a Scottish gremlin, an awkward blonde duckling that clings to the gremlin like industrial strength glue. Talks like he’s on Twitter and will fight a squirrel on a dare. Likes strong women and makes sure we all know it. Red Guardian coded knuckle head. Tiny and dangerous that walks around. Like she’s got twin glocks. Quiet awkward turtle that won’t stop wearing skii googles for anything.

Graves: *interrupts the rant risking life and limb* Cap… all they did was sneak DoorDash into the range. Isn’t this a bit of an over reaction.

Soap: *to his boyfriend* I can literally feel the old man’s blood pressure rising.

[brattypagansub]

Ghost: *bitching at Soap about tank driving* JOHNNY?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME BACK THE HELL UP?!

Soap: *thumbs up through the top of it then sits back down* We’re both doing a really good job here. Now which peddle is which again?? Ok, eanie, meanie, minnie.. THIS ONE!

*nearly runs Simon over, who’s screaming even louder now*

Soap: Oops, the other one then… still doing a good job. This is really fun, I’m gonna drive the tank again.

Price: *watching this disaster unfold* he may actually kill him this time

[brattypagansub]

Graves: Look at it this way Suds. You’re like the hot girl that everyone wants.

Ghost: *in a gay panic but trying to play it cool*

Graves: Who’s the hottest girl Suds?

Soap: me?

Graves: That’s right, now get those heels on and help me plan this op.

Soap: I’m the hot girl

Ghost: *failed the test* very fucking hot Johnny

Graves: *cackling from the next room*

[brattypagansub]

Price: *at his wits end* Really Simon? That’s it, I have to ground you? I’m grounding you. You’re grounded!

Ghost: *who got caught smuggling tea out of the special forces base*

Ghost: *unimpressed thinking he’s still winning* And from what exactly? Missions?

Price: *spots an innocent wide eyed Soap walking by* No Johnny

Ghost: *sudden panic* wait! I’m sorry

Price: *over it* No Suds!

Soap: *wide eyed* The hell is even.. *spots Price’s glare* just gonna be like Dory and keep swimming.

[brattypagansub]

Soap: *sweating* Oh great and powerful sun god, please except this humble offering. So it may stop being hotter than the surface of the fucking sun.

Price: *whom just witnessed him scruff the blonde like a misbehaving cat*

Price: Suds, quit trying to offer your boyfriend to the sun. I understand he’s very clingy but that’s no reason to sacrifice him.

Ghost: *accepted his fate* Can I have tea first Johnny?

Price: Simon, you aren’t helping here. The idea is to not get you sacrificed.

[sefarlen]

💓

Ref.

[brattypagansub]

Ghost: *who just watched his boyfriend throw hands for the last hour. Lightning fast kicks, grapple holds, and punches.*

Soap: *beaten up and smiling* Eh, I’m not ready to be done yet. I think I’m gonna see can’t chase that 6 in free diving.

Ghost: Johnny.. don’t you ever slow down?!

Soap: *smirking* nope, now are ya giving meh a ride or am I walking/limping?

Price: *who just watched all of this and relating mentally* the kid is human the kid is human…

[rottenveal]

hehe. simon “i cant drag johnny down with me” riley.

[brattypagansub]

I need TVD, SPN, and Teen Wolf friends. Anyone wanna be supernatural horror besties?

[shieldofiron]

He's so low maintenance and chill and totally never needs a hug, Stiles, it's fine!

[brattypagansub]

Ghost: *whom just watched Soap get into a four on one fight spar with recruits*

Ghost: *who just watched his boyfriend dislocate his shoulder. Make sure to get the angle right, then people elbow. His full body weight onto said shoulder. Popping it back into place with several Scottish swears*

Ghost: Johnny, you’re a menace to society and yourself

Soap: *viscerally annoyed and without snacks* If you need me I’m gonna go. Oh I don’t know dislocate that guy’s head from his neck.

Ghost: *to Price* if you need me I’m gonna go, oh I don’t know. Save that recruit’s life from a very violent end

Ghost: *running faster* JOHNNY NO! Put the crew cut down! NOT LIKE THAT!!