These puppies are sick

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[colubrina]

[nevereverbird]

[jay-wasstuff]

[aphrodite-gock]

just overheard somwone say "hey dude i dont see the future I've got two balls and neither is made of crystal" and im absolutely losing it

[kibumkim]

[girlmostlikely]

Jaw on the floor

[notreblogs]

holy shit

[rollercoasterwords]

you will hear zero complaints from me about increasingly explicit gay pornography being incorporated into “mainstream” tv shows but what i will call for is a corresponding increase in explicit lesbian sex. i want dykes crawling around on their hands and knees begging to eat pussy on every tv screen in america. worldwide, even

[segamascott]

[ahotknife]

i love the point in the hero’s journey where he gets bent over and railed until he cries

[noctthedoor]

Don’t leave this in the tags

[dogpuppy]

[calltheset]

I left a scathing message for my senator after threads WRONGLY told me he voted yes to end the shut down WHEN HE DIDNT and I am dead from embarrassment.

Yes - the SAME senator I was on a zoom call with last week 😭😭😭😭

[wizardarchetypes]

every time i watch the sixth sense i can't get over the choice to give lynn and cole a siberian husky puppy and then treat it like it's a low-maintenance adult household dog. as if that wouldn't be an all-consuming aspect of their daily lives. have you ever been around a husky? a puppy no less? but it's supposed to be an unremarkable background aspect of their lives and the movie's plot. we see it only a few times and it's completely unsupervised and causing no problems at all. they leave it home alone all day unkenneled. toni collette is like "i work 2 jobs and someone is hurting my son please god help me" and bruce willis is like "how can i help this family?" and of course the plot tells us the problem is that cole is nine years old and sees ghosts. but the truth i know as the viewer is that a husky puppy in their philadelphia apartment would be tearing their fucking lives apart.

[wizardarchetypes]

m night shyamalan asks us to not only engage in a world where ghosts are real and a child can see them (okay I'm with you), but in a world where an overextended single mother with 2 jobs and a tormented son has a 12 week old husky and it's not an issue. it's not contributing to their problems at all (you've lost me)

[imamuffin]

Education should be free ✨️💜

[calltheset]

Going from a phone call with your lawyer for your board case tomorrow (likely to be dismissed) to a phone call with the writers that are adapting your podcast for a TV show saying they’re pitching to Amazon (and they just sold a show to Amazon) is a whiplash I can’t describe

[segamascott]

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[calltheset]

Filled with rage - likely a combo of overworked, short staff, nothing is going my way, don’t want to be here etc etc etc

But like I’m GRINDING my teeth lol

[yveshusband]