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Metaphorically posting hot selfies on instagram as a form of retaliation ***** I'm Maddie: cis, she/her. It's super hard to have a good description but I'm pretty sure that since like 2015 nobody's looking at them anymore and the only person actually viewing my blog from this end and not the dashboard is Tommy. Hi Tommy!

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

late night reminder to self: your depressive episode will not last forever. it will have an end. tonight will not be the end of you.

[burgundy-forest-deactivated2024]

Hey guess what i saw this a few days ago when i was in an absolutely scary slump and then i spoke to my counsellors and did what they told me to do and now i feel so much better. So this is true. Reblogging for more good luck

[shamwowxl]

[i-like-reblog-maps]

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

why is this so beautiful in like a space way

[kassil]

Because the essence of humanity and life as a whole is a constellation of connections with one another. We are all here in this cosmos together, from the tiniest creatures to the distant stars.

You're not alone.

[woman-respecter]

it’s so hard for me to listen to heartbroken/angry breakup songs by straight men bc no matter how good the song is i’ll be like i’m not sure if i fully believe you. let’s hear her side of the story.

[paulandersonxo]

do nuns have pockets

[paulandersonxo]

question answered thanks #MediaNun

[glassshine]

[pyrobchilling]

Oh shit I just realized I can post the "Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You" here

[transgendercyborg-deactivated20]

[zzoupz]

his friend "Motion Blur Mage That Motion Blurs You"

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

Their long suffering associate, the "Sharpen Cleric that Sharpens you (badly)"

[artastic-foe]

Nooo!!! What have you all unleashed upon us!?!

[l4byr1nthz1]

dont forget the chromatic abberation warlock that chromatically abberates you

[vinnybox]

may I add Mystic Mosiac who turns your quality waaaaaaay down

[theo-window]

What did he do to deserve this

[rain-droplet]

punished by the council

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

FOOLS!!!! YOU ARE ALL NOTHING BENEATH THE MIGHTY POWER OF MY JPEG ARTIFACT

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Fortuneteller, turning over the Death card: Don't worry. It isn't literal. It simply refers to some form of change. Me: Phew Fortuneteller; turning over the Gets Eaten by the Fortuneteller While Trying to Leave card: That can also mean many things

[bakwaaas]

I hear that

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

it must be so freeing to be as stupid as a ceo. not a single thought echoing through that hollowed out skull. you get paid more money in 20 minutes than a handful of small countries make in a year combined to say the biggest number you can think of and if your company doesn’t hit that number you get to fire all of them

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

we want to entertain one billion people a day and to achieve that goal we’re going to fire every single game developer we’ve ever hired 😍😍😍

[catchymemes]

[caterpilleee]

I know why you drew him. Because he is beautiful.

[pvrrhadve]

[scrubdowner]

I had a dream last night that we hosted a "jpeg party," where everyone brought some sort of removable media with the most cursed image they could find. The winner for the night was a 1.4 gb image that, when looked at, removed your ability to pray.

Second place was a picture of something benign that was 3.4gb.

[vonlipvig]

i'm actually curious, what trinkets do you guys have on your keychains? 🗝️

[iknewiwouldregretthis]

being a whole person with various life experiences is cool because when your boss tells you that multiple coworkers have told her you're rude and mean and have an attitude and then you get upset about it you get to play a game of guessing if you're so upset because 1) people have spent your whole life telling you you're rude and have a bad attitude but can't articulate what you should be doing differently when you ask, 2) this kind of thing used to happen all the time also to your late mom who you take after but you can't even commiserate with her due to the aforementioned lateness, 3) you're on your period, 4) you messed up when you needed to schedule a med check with your doctor and ran out of the correct dose of your antidepressants so you're taking your emergency backup pills which are the lower dose, 5) it is a normal amount of upset given the situation, 6) you didn't get enough sleep, or 7) something else!

[iknewiwouldregretthis]

went to work today (did not want to) and mostly kept quiet and kept to myself and didn't chat and my beloved coworkers were all deeply concerned and kept asking if i was okay and what was wrong and i said that yesterday boss pulled me aside to tell me that coworkers had told her that i'm rude and have a bad attitude and because of that i didn't really feel positive about interacting. and all of my lovely wonderful coworkers were like "what the fuck who is saying these things"

[iknewiwouldregretthis]

better now! talked to jess who is not my boss's boss but is sort of a mentor type for my boss since she's been a store manager for over 10 years. jess was already aware of most of the issues i brought up to a certain degree and made me feel better and said she'd keep working with my boss on them and check in with me at the end of the month to see what if anything had changed. also my manager is like 25 and also has been a manager for a grand total of a couple months total ever, which definitely influences this a lot. also jess was like "i know i'm only here occasionally but it is very obvious that your coworkers love you"

[the-big-mood]

[bluesturngold]

Physical disc production ending in January 2028 for new games releasing on PlayStation consoles 

In response to shifting trends in consumer preference, new games will be released on PlayStation Store and at retailers in digital formats o

sony has heard your complaints about gta6 and confirmed it's all going to be download codes in a box from 2028 onward

[elodieunderglass]

i don't WANT to drink water I WANT a bard to draft a eulogy for me to criticise!!!!!!!

[elodieunderglass]

I appreciate that people also liked this one

[zukosgay]

nothing better than the wrong capitalization of Sie

[zukosgay]

[la-mancha-screwjob]

[gageblackwood]

#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which it will be destroyed’’#versus#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which YOU will be destroyed’’

[emiliascorner]

[zukosgay]

you’re right. after which you will be absolutely fucking obliterated

[mikkeneko]

Ich will das Twink vernichtet

[hgedits]