But you never told Doctor Courtney your problems!
'Scuse me?

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@callum-dawson
But you never told Doctor Courtney your problems!
'Scuse me?
[She curtsies and speaks in a royal tone of voice.] Why, of course it is. I am the princess after all.
[he smiles a little and bows his head]
Okay, that’s the opposite of talking.
I should go. Let you get on with your evening.
What? Is there something on my face?
No! No, no...[he says quietly] You just look beautiful. [cheeks flush]
It’s nice to meet you, Callum. I’m Ava, or should I say Princess Ava.
[he smiles] It's an honour to meet you, Princess Ava.
Has hydrating ever done anything to upset you? Talk to Doctor Courtney.
[keeps his mouth firmly shut]
Are you afraid of hydration?
...No?
Oh, thank you.
Y-you're welcome. [gulps] ...I'm Callum.
Ah.. so you’ve got something against hydration.
.......No..no I don't think that's it..
What? You don’t like spiked punch?
I..I don't drink.
Yeah?
...Oh.
Yeah. I figure at some point, someone’s got to spike the punch.
Isn't that against the rules?
Thanks. I guess.
Are you going to homecoming?
I always knew I’d be queen some day.
[blinks at her in surprise]
Wait, did they just say my name? For princess? No. That has to be wrong, right? That’s wrong. But did they? I’m so confused.
Congratulations..