quotebook blog

because my friends are fucking weird (header: thegooseofchaos' drawing of scamper, his v:tm character)

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welcome!

my friends and i say weird shit! im publicly exposing everyone. its cool. these are taken from the quotes channel in our discord server, entitled "#evidence"

my name is callum i run this blog hi. my main is @ker-o-sene-shrimp

tags:

- #not quotes (callum thoughts, updates, etc)

- #shit my friends say & #callum's quotes (self explanatory, for same purpose)

- #interaction is for . well. interactions.

- as well as additional tags for names, as they are added

tag directory below ⬇️

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Nyl: "I think I could be an animal if I tried."

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Chip: "This is what I get for being born in my circumstances."

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Shrubb: "Shut up about your outlook, dude. My outlook on life is that I wish you weren't in it."

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callum: i got #drywall yuuup

lupe: what does it taste like

callum: dust

lupe: what does that taste like

callum: ash

lupe: what does ash taste like

lupe: burnt?

callum: How many degrees of separation before you are satisfied.

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Bass: "Damn, couple's never heard of laughing?? Grow a smile."

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Callum: "You know that thing assholes do with their trucks that makes it a little bit slower and way faster?"

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Bass: "Your tits piss me off, man!"

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Shrubb: "My dad is a man and my mom is a woman! What does this mean my blood type is‽"

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Callum: "I'm giving birth to a beautiful conspiracy theory."

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stomp: "Maybe one day, we could invent the sex penis."

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Callum: "okayy goodnight my foes. slay you later"

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stomp: "I shit in the middle of the room, confidently, and I laugh."

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Callum: "Kill yourseeeeeeeelf"

Holy, Bass: "Don't!"

Callum: "Sleep yourseeeeeeeelf"

Holy, Bass: "Do!"

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Shrubb: "You have an AI-generated absent father‽"

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Callum: "Can you stop behaving and show me your ass?"

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queue's getting refilled! as you can tell this is a pretty sporadic side thing for me so it's not always updating