📀calzoney💾

‘ ‘ where’s your rizzler-esk goatedness ’ ’ - mark HI . call me calum ! #0 p.ai.nter and cashier fan and #0 hellen ( LO ) and oracle ( V8 ) KISSER ! ! ! no clickbait ! ! ! ! .•* they / he , minor ! *•. ‘ ‘ darling , lord knows , you’re beautiful . but you ’ re evil — fact is , you ’ re downright vicious too . ’ ’

[callywallyy]

lets run it back

HEY! i do commissions. give me money and ill draw whatever you tell me to. examples under cut because i CAN!

[callywallyy]

gurt: eat rocks assh ole

P.I.P.: yo

@heeheeposting

[callywallyy]

make me normal next time, god

it’s just a brighter mug what do you want from me

[maddoxformachines]

HAHA I THINK THE HOMUNCULUS IS YOURS i could be wrong… i found the little freak on you r page relating to V8 i think and i liked them a lot ok.?

so sorry if i butchered them however i enjoyed their presence thoroughly . Thank ypu

Wait wait wait is that LANVER!!!

OMG thank uuuuuu!

His hair's not blue tho it's green but tbh I kinda see how you got confused...

Anyways Lanver's not technically a homunculous --- he's an oc I made for my oracle rp blog named...@oraclerp. His lore is that Oracle, to reach Prophet a lesson about humanity, gave him a discarded digital human, who became Lanver! Lanver is v sweet and kind and knows the truth about his existence, and just wants to get along with everyone.

Anyways, happy u drew him 🥹🥹🥹

[callywallyy]

OH OOPSIES SORRY it was teal to me and teal is just blue in my brain… i do quite enjoy the color of it however i think it’s quite wondefful…

I ALSO LIKE THAT NAME. yur little guy is so cool!!!! i have a blog like that too but i’ve been busy recently LOLOL i enjoy ur lore thoroughly and i think the concept is wonderful… IM ALSO A SUCKER FOR PROPHET HAHA LANVERS SUCH A LITTLE CUTIE ^_^

i have a v8 guy too but they’re just for a domestic!au that wo uld literally neverrrr happen ever it only exists so i have an excuse to be bestfriend s with oracle. ok. i think my guy and ur guy would b friends. trust.

I LOVED DOODLING UR GUY IM GLAD U LIKE IT HAHA i like a lot of ur guys,, i was gonna doodle more of him but the screenshot on the canvas is all i found to go off of ^_^ he is very very splendid !!!

[maddoxformachines]

Had an idea where Oracle, when REALLY angry, REALLY takes advantage of the fact that he is THE INTERNET.

He'll forward your search history. He'll show you terrifying search results or just refuse to function. He'll ban you from using certain websites. Etc.

Oh, and also he will literally display all of his accumulated knowledge AT ONCE, giving you an information overload.

Unfortunately, Prophet meanwhile is connected to The Eye and therefore ALSO capable of using information overload. So Oracle trying to use that method on Prophet will just make him overload Oracle back, and the two lock into the most intense staring contest of all time until they both get tired.

[nnickykunn]

mechanic pest... <3

[callywallyy]

VONTAGE EIGHT MERCH FROP SOON NOBODY CUCKING PANIC

OHHHH MY GOD ORACLE

[callywallyy]

I miss you I wish callum was real

i miss you more i wish gabe was real

[callywallyy]

oh my fucking godddd i hate you dumbass zeal supporters bruh all yall could get pieced by a kindergartener in a fucking literacy test holy shit

[sketchoodles]

having fun at home with your shadow while the world ends

[heeheeposting]

before you know it you'll have been without her longer than she was alive.

little spirit Melly belongs to @callywallyy

bonus alts for his hands because i worked hard on them 🧐

[callywallyy]

yeah canon enough

[evadstra]

hey man what’s up with temperature anon

IDK man he just appeared one day and as long as she doesn't try to twitter cancel me like ONE of the anons it can stay as long as it wants idm

[callywallyy]

personally i’d never cancel you on twitter.

[callywallyy]

yeah canon enough

[notahorseindisguise]

everytime i see like. tumblr queers or people like that in real life and they always talk about "haha im so autistic" i think about my little brother who will probably never be able to drive a car and who has felt separated from his peers in school for his whole life. or i think about my uncle brock who cant speak and can only make noises and bang his hands together in a sensory seeking way. i think about my clients some of whom live in their own filfth and just need someone to help them . i think we've watered down autism too much and i know its a spectrum and i know a lot of people do have it but then you hear other people go like "why would you complain about having autism its a superpower!" and i think oh so youre the worst ever.

[yokowan]

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

[mipexch]

protag of the year