📀calzoney💾

‘ ‘ where’s your rizzler-esk goatedness ’ ’ - mark HI . call me calum ! #0 p.ai.nter and cashier fan and #0 hellen ( LO ) and oracle ( V8 ) KISSER ! ! ! no clickbait ! ! ! ! .•* they / he , minor ! *•. ‘ ‘ i am gross and perverted , i am obsessed ‘ n deranged . i have existed for years , but very little has changed . ’ ’

[callywallyy]

lets run it back

HEY! i do commissions. give me money and ill draw whatever you tell me to. examples under cut because i CAN!

[kneatle]

I got the game and now I get to feed my miis cigarettes too. >:)

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

i do appreciate the way that we tumblr users have evolved our language to discuss our feelings related to The Character/The Guy. you used to have to just say he was hot or he was making your ovaries explode or he was a precious cinnamon roll even if he looked bad or was just kind of standing there or whatever. now you can say things like “the creature” or “he looks so sopping wet here” or “i want to chain him to my radiator” like it’s just more inclusive and adaptable to the situation

[twobeesornottwobees]

as someone on the asexual spectrum, this shift in language genuinely made me feel more comfortable and happy in fandom spaces. i've never once wanted to lick a man's abs. i HAVE wanted to chain a man to my radiator. and that's beautiful.

[harley1354]

[stormyskyesss]

@callywallyy @cheekytownstudios

[callywallyy]

OH MY HOD

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[insanity-illuminati]

random shitpost GO

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[keuuppc]

me and the exploiter i pulled by being full of hatred

[dunkstein]

Maid cleaning a massive chateau surely belonging to the richest people you’ve ever seen, and as she’s walking from room to room you notice that every single portrait is of her

[dunkstein]

You specifically understand

[ozth]

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[keratinh]

Happy gay month or whateverrrrr

[hellkat212]

happy pride month to everyone except for eric cartman

[insanity-illuminati]

IM SORRY I NEEDED TO MAKE THIS

[absoluteaffirmative]

psst. hey

transfem p.ai.nter

[teathattast]

[norondor]

reblogging this to add that I often think about the old man yaoi mangaka on bluesky who said "the phrase that finally convinced me that the English language is truly beautiful was 'this shit is so ass'"

[foxflierdeviousemoji]