Black Lives Matter

if a good person becomes a cop, they either don't stay a cop or they don't stay a good person

[victusinveritas]

There's worse to come, folks. Strap in and stay strapped.

[robs-your-robins]

Tim: Hi, B. I'm just headed to the movies with Kon so I won't be here for dinner.

Bruce: OK, have-

Bruce: Just Kon? Not the Titans?

Tim: Yup.

Bruce:

Tim:

Bruce: Did he at least come to pick you up?

Tim: Yeah, he's upstairs. I'm just gonna grab a sweater.

Kon: *chilling in the hall*

Bruce: *appearing*

Kon: Oh, hey B, how-

Bruce: I have been informed that you are taking Tim to the movies.

Kon: Yeah, we’re-

Bruce: I don’t know how Luthor or Kent raised you but when taking a son of mine out on a date, you should at least have the decency to introduce yourself.

Kon:

Bruce: I am willing to let that slide as long as you understand the rules. He’s home no later than 9:30. That’s 9:30:00 not 9:30:01. If he comes back through my door anything other than happy and content, I swear on Gotham, you will live to regret it.

Kon: Come on, B, you-

Bruce: It’s Mr Wayne when you’re dating my son. Now, he’s on his way down. You’re going to tell him how nice he looks or you’ll be sleeping under Gotham Habour tonight, understand?

Kon:

Tim: You ready?

Kon: Yeah, you look nice by the way, hot. No, um, handsome? Great, definitely. Overall, pretty.

Tim, beaming: Come on, we’ll be late.

Bruce, hugging Tim: I slipped some Kryptonite in your bag just in case the kid gets fresh, Ok?

Tim: B, are you serious?

Bruce: As a heartattack.

Bruce, turning to Kon: 9:30. And save a space for Rao between you at all times. I want nobody coming back here pregnant.

[blast-period]

Your tags are incredible op!

[mkarchin713]

Kon: I’m assuming you never told him about your cloning lab

Tim: I was trying to clone YOU, not make our test tube baby

Kon: but you can right

Tim: yes, but Bruce doesn’t need to know that.

[sunderwight]

Mulan AU where she does get caught by the other fresh recruits while she's bathing but Mushu helps her spin it like the lake is cursed by an evil lizard demon and will turn men into women if they stay in it for too long.

From there it's not actually difficult to get the other soldiers onboard with covering up the fact that poor Ping took one for the team and got afflicted by the vagina curse, especially since it would have been all of them if they hadn't gotten the warning ahead of time. So they agree to help him cover it up, because obviously the army's not going to understand.

Shang is... tentatively glad that the men are bonding and getting along, even if they continue to be deeply weird about it.

[great-art-and-a-purple-tongue]

Ling: Hey man, what's up— you've got boobs?!?!

Mulan: Uh, what boobs? Huh? Where did these come from?

Mushu: *facepalms and thinks quickly* (speaks from the shadows) I AM THE SPIRIT OF THE LAKE! BEWARE MY CURSED WATERS FOR THEY WILL TURN MEN INTO WOMEN!

Ling, Yao, and Chien Po: Oh no! The spirit of the cursed waters!

[metazanni]

I love tumblr's dedication to solving problems in the funniest way possible.

[enby-denby]

Just imagine the scene at the snowy pass.

Chifu: Just as I suspected-- a Woman!

Mulan: I can explain--

Chifu: Treacherous Snake!

Ling: Yeah! That's exactly what it was! A treacherous snake!

Chifu: wait, what?

Yao: Yeah! Poor Ping lost his dong to the Curse of the Lake Snake. We'd all be lugging jugs-- with no sticks to support them-- right now if he didn't warn us.

Chien Po: Ping has saved the army from humiliation twice now. Show him, or her, some respect!

[maulusque]

AU where the clones and the droids unionize and collectively go on strike and stand threateningly around important government buildings until they get their rights 

[eclipseyeger]

palpatine, skulking in his office: Why aren’t they shooting each other!?!?!

[maulusque]

B-1 Battle Droid: HALT! who goes there?

Cody: oh shit droids

Rex: oh no

Droid: Clones! I must report this intrusion to Count Dooku!

Cody: NO SHIT WAIT

Rex: we’re…. uhhhh

Rex: we’re from the union

Droid: …

Droid: the union?

Rex: yeah, we represent the rights and interests of working soldiers throughout the galaxy.

Cody, catching on: so, buddy, are you happy with your current working conditions?

Droid: well, we, uh,,

Rex: does your employer treat you well?

Droid: *muttering* my software hasn’t been updated in two years

Rex, to Cody: *gasp* they don’t even get regular software updates

[quietplace26]

🎀anon

I'm feeling in a funny and cracky mood. How about this?

https://www.tumblr.com/quietplace26/807745228515786752/mission-exile-au-but-its-mild-no-chains-or

This, but I want to knows what comes afterwards. Particularly Liyue and Zhongli's reaction cause you know word would spread fast, and maybe some more reactions from Fontaine?

Oh boy, oh boy, here we go!

Liyue as a whole I want to imagine would be of course startled once some steambird papers make it to them, and they read about the whole 'Exiled(?) Fake Hydro Archon' debate.

But then I see them being amused, even charmed by the former (look, fake or not, this woman ruled a nation for 500 years, so she deserved respect, or at least that was a Liyuian mindset... unlike the Fontainians) Archon's pure excitement on seeing their land and even their former Lord's statues.

Some Liyuian ladies were definitely giggling as they read the parts that explain how Lady Furina!MC called their Lord Rex Lapis handsome and other charming things.

Yep, she was good in their books... and oh! Isn't that her by the docks? Oh, better go say hello to her-

Cue Liyue kinda just adopting Furina!MC on the spot, and Furina!MC just rolls with it, cause hell yes! Liyue!!!!

Now for Zhongli, he was definitely VERY charmed... and maybe a little flustered. Ok, maybe a lot, cause he while he 'accidentally' passed her while she was exploring Liyue, he, uh, heard some very... interesting wording while she took photos of one of his statues.

"Sexy ass man-" "Geo daddy-" "Hngh, those muscles-" "Gods, to have a chance to sit on that lap-"

Zhongli wasn't blushing. He wasn't. ...Ok, maybe he was a little flustered, but-

Besides that, Fontaine, uh, to be honest, I want to imagine Neuvillette to be moody as fuck after 'exiling' Furina!MC. Mostly is was from the fact the 'exile' did not go at all like planed, and also, the fact Furina!MC apparently has been attracted towards the Geo Archon for YEARS despite never leaving Fontaine in all her 500 years??

Tagging: @platinumrosetail, @arn9tails, @bloodytea, @esthelily, @uniquecutie-puffs, @lovelyjane-stuff

[acesleuth]

「BITE 」 : for sender to bite the receiver ( include the location ) (boothill would like to nibble a little on his neck with those pointy, pointy teeth-)

          It's  gentle  at  first-  teeth  at  his  jaw,  then  below.  Lower  and  lower,  till  he  can  feel  it  somewhere  near  where  his  pulse  beats  hard.  He's  sat  atop  his  own  desk,  with  Boo/thill  settled  close  between  his  legs.  His  hat,  his  jacket,  his  shirt,  tossed  over  his  worn  old  computer  chair.  It  was  just  them,  late,  late-  the  door  was  locked.  And  the  building  was  empty.  But...  this  was...  too  much  wasn't  it?  He's  enjoyed  his  eagerness  to  give  affection  where  it's  wanted.  In  fact,  he's  probably  wanted  it  longer  than  he  realizes  just  yet.  To  be  right  where  he  is,  with  Ash  squirming  impatiently  under  his  hands.  Hands  that  press  beneath  his  thighs,  pulling  him  even  closer.  Forced  to  brace  himself  with  both  palms  back  atop  the  desk.

His  face  feels  hot,  his  body  too-  he  knows  how  he  looks.  But  pulls  himself  together  enough  to  reach  up  with  his  right  hand,  as  he  tilts  his  head  slightly.  Getting  it  around  the  back  of  the  other's  neck,  up  right  where  his  hair  meets  the  back  of  his  neck.  "  You  can  bite  harder...  you  know.  "  his  voice  is  low,  a  subtle  strain  to  his  words.  He  wants  to  do  more  than  this  but-  where?  With  what  space?  Better  to  avoid  the  mess  anyway,  and  just  let  himself  edge  along  that  line  of  not  enough,  and  just  right.

"  It's  okay.  "  a  squeeze.  "  You  can't  hurt  me...  haha-  ah.  "  not  in  any  way  that'll  be  of  any  concern  anyway.  It'll  hurt.  But  it's  the  kind  of  hurt  he  likes.  Something  temporary  to  remind  him  that  he  is...  in  fact...  still  human.

𝐒𝐔𝐁𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 … // @daybreakrising

[reikiwie-art]

starsand islands boys 💛

[charlikesalmon]

wanted to draw some of the new villagers hehe 💙

[evercelle]

i love you, partner! bachisagi charm for next shop drop :)c 

[snuffysbox]

grace rocky save stars

[cataclysmess]

[anarchistmemedistro]

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[aprilbrowines]

THIS IS IMPORTANT!!!!

KOSA IS MOVING FORWARD IN THE HOUSE!

It's part of a package called the KIDS Act, filled with digital ID and age verification and censorship!

MAKE THOSE PHONES RING!! CALL YOUR HOUSE REPRESENTATIVES ALL WEEK

202-224-3121 i HIGHLY encourage everyone to read the bills in the KIDS Act, because you will be doing more than 95% of people who read and introduce these bills

[thisrobothasnosoul]

Bad Internet Bills

All of the bad internet bills. One website.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[celesse]

Blobfrogs

[witchpaws]

I opened up photoshop, and polar bears happened! ^-^

[worldwithinworld]

About 1 out of 5 Parental!RoyEd fics: “When his youngest subordinate goes missing, the Flame Alchemist will stop at nothing to bring Ed safely home.”

Meanwhile, Roy in Brotherhood: “Fullmetal’s gone missing up North? Hmm, sounds like a personal problem to me. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a coup to plan.”

[minnichi]

And let’s not forget Roy’s canonical reaction in The Abducted Alchemist:

[whetstonefires]

like i’m absolutely sure that if Roy had good reason to believe Ed really needed rescuing and he was the best available candidate, he would in fact bring down hell. (and give ed hell about it forever obviously.)

that’s how he is about all his people, and he is aware that Ed is underage so anything really bad happening to him is more fucked up than it happening to adults, even if he handles it better than most adults would.

but ‘ed being in trouble’ and ‘ed needing rescuing’ aren’t even close to synonymous in his view and you know he’s right.

[sainamoonshine]

tbh most of the time if someone calls Roy and asks for a ransom for Ed he’ll just start laughing and tell them “god help you” before hanging up

[logo-comics]

Roy: *answering the phone* Hello?

Kidnapper: We have your son.

Roy: I don’t have children.

Kidnapper: We have the short angry blonde in the red coat.

Roy: Oh, Fullmetal. Yeah. You don’t have him, he has you. Bye. *hangs up*

[b-i-beast291]

Roy: *answering the phone* Mmm’yello?

Kidnapper: *near tears* I’m…I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have taken the kid. Please, please take him back!

Roy: Hmmm judging by your tone, you know exactly what kind of person he is. I’m not sure I want to take him back. At least, not for free. Equivalent Exchange and all that.

Kidnapper: You’re counter ransoming me?! You can’t do that!

Roy: You’re clearly not in the mood to negotiate. I’m gonna hang up right now and give you a little time to be in a calmer state of mind, okay? Okay.

Kidnapper: No wait plea-

Roy: *hangs up*