please enjoy my stupid sense of humour

24 // procrastination is how I get by

[theturtlebappe]

feels like a million years ago!!! (x)

[calm-cool-and-eccentric]

What a night this was

[calm-cool-and-eccentric]

The collab we never knew we needed

[everythingfox]

How high can a cat jump?

[calm-cool-and-eccentric]

Just when I thought it couldn't jump any higher each time

[me-n-michael]

Guys this is actually me

[calm-cool-and-eccentric]

Me age 9 with my Barbies saying "now kiss"

[calm-cool-and-eccentric]

You know The Feeling of having the urge to sneeze but your nose decides to be a lil bitch and doesn't follow through

CURSE THIS FUCKING COLD aaaaah

[thundergrace]

Flautist Melissa Jefferson plays slaver James Madison's 200-year-old crystal flute in the Library of Congress.

[calm-cool-and-eccentric]

This is so fucking incredible

[calm-cool-and-eccentric]

When someone starts to overshare to the point you feel uncomfortable

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[cedarspiced]

[voidbat]

body: you are dying of The Heat

me: [removes blanket]

body: never have you been So Frozen

[whitepeopletwitter]

I think we have all done this at some point.

[krabby-kronicle]

[funnytwittertweets]

[calm-cool-and-eccentric]

Does anyone else randomly get worked up with how minuscule our lives are on the grand scheme of things? To this day, I simply cannot comprehend how massive the universe is, it's fucking terrifying

[calm-cool-and-eccentric]

I used to think I was book smart but not street smart, but now I've realised I'm just not smart at all. I'm so fucking dumb it's hilarious and sad at the same time

[100493503004422]

*wakes up in my own bed on a regular day* what? is this hell? am I in hell?

[unamusedsloth]

[formerlymaustown]

@yeahitsak