Once Upon A Time

"The best advice anybody has ever given me was probably from my grandmother. And it was a Latin phrase: ‘Illegitimi non carborundum,’ which means: ‘Don’t let the bastards get you down.’” Rachel | Ace | 30 | Scorpio | She/Her/Dude A chaotic cake mixed with Chris Colfer, Disney, and Harry Potter, a few dashes of Buffy and Charmed, with a few other ingredients mixed in between.

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Pretend it’s just “Twister” playing in the background, don’t look outside, and you won’t notice the difference.

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Chris Colfer Instagram Story May 26, 2024

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That moment when you’re having 420 time a few minutes pass, you burp, and this happens

Oop

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you know you’re a nerd when in preparation for a cruise you delete 5GB worth of data from your phone so you can take a hundred videos of ocean and food porn that you definitely need to document

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Chris Colfer - The Kids Tonight Show [x]

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when you hear “shining star” by earth, wind, and fire at work and suddenly have glee flashbacks.

“you’re going to suffer but you’re going to be happy about it.”

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when you get yelled at by your father for defending a child in a family group chat

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i got new glasses and now i can see how ugly i am in 4k

beautiful

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chriscolfer: You’ve been warned. [posted Feb 28, 2023]

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via twitter Feb 1, 2023

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When did you last lose the game?

RIGHT FUCKING NOW GODDAMMIT

What are you talking about

Voting ended onFeb 10, 2023

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Y’all are (rightfully) cursing me out in the replies, but the real enemy here is the staff. They inflicted this on many more people than I intended.

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“what are you doing tonight” Girl im reading posts.. 

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realityclubfox: HOLD UP! You're telling me that @/clayaiken, @/jordinsparks, @/msamberpriley, AND @/chriscolfer are going to be on #NameThatTune TOMORROW? This is going to be iconic. 🙌 🎶 [posted Jan 31, 2023]

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Ladies, ladies, not all at once [blocking pornbots left and right]

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When you’re an adult, put on a black dress, and your first thought is “I look like a mature adult” and your instinct reaction is to counteract that by wearing a leather jacket and boots.

When I said “it’s not a phase, mom” I meant it.

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What is the point in bots following a barely active account

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