i need a jschlatt smut when he's drunk after some big party like a wedding or smth like that, and he's all cute and cuddly but also horny for you and wants to marry you but also fuck you thank you that's all
a/n: coming back with a bang! hope you all enjoy!! im basing this off of drunk bob from bobs burgers “show me your boobs”
jay was humming along to the song that the uber was playing as the two of you stumbled to the house. the two of you chose to ring in the new year with friends, and the drinks were flowing. his dress shirt was unbuttoned halfway despite the cold, and his jacket was draped over your shoulders. his lips feather over your neck, making goosebumps rise on your skin.
“baby, let me open the door,” you smile, fumbling for your keys.
“but i love you,” jay whines against your skin.
“love you too, baby.” you turn and give him a kiss on the cheek before pushing the door open.
the door isn’t even fully closed before jay is on you, nipping at your skin and feeling you up.
“you’re so beautiful,” jay mumbles. “i love you so much.”
“i love you too jay,” you reply, returning his kisses.
jay scoops you up without a word and throws you over his shoulder. you squeal and grip his shirt, laughing loudly.
“jay!” you squeal. “put me down!”
in response, jay slaps your ass and you can almost picture the grin on his face. he plops you down on the bed that you two share and crawls on top of you. brown hair falls in his face as he smiles, cheeks flushed from the alcohol.
just as you’re sure that he’s going to grind onto you, jay flops down and snuggles into you. his hands grip your soft body gently as his face finds its way into the crook of your neck.
“you’re just so amazin’ baby,” jay says against you. “i got so lucky. you make my life so much brighter.”
he babbles away, complimenting you and rubbing your thighs and hips as he does. he looks up at you and your eyes lock again. you don’t think he’s ever looked at you with such love before. maybe he has and you just weren’t looking?
you run a hand through jay’s hair and smile.
“y’know,” jay says. “i wanna marry you one day.”
your breath catches in your throat. jay is never one to be outwardly affectionate, so this entire moment is charged. you’re sure that you’ll break down into tears if jay keeps saying all these sweet things.
“we’d have everything you wanted. the best damn cake money can buy, and we’d get married on a beach just like you’ve always dreamed of.” jay says, staring at you with literal hearts in his eyes. “and you’d look so beautiful. like the goddess that you are. you’re everything i’ve ever wanted, and i want to wake up next to you for the rest of my life.”
your tears finally sting your eyes before falling and you sniffle, grabbing jay close and hugging him tightly.
“i love you,” you whimper softly. “and i can’t wait to marry you one day.”
jay adjusts, straddling you as he brings your lips to his. what starts out as a loving, passionate kiss turns into a sloppy makeout session. when the two of you break away for air, jay’s fully tenting his pants. you glance down before giggling.
“‘s what you do to me, sweet thing,” jay smiles bashfully. “can’t help it.”
you smile and bring jay back down, nibbling his bottom lip.
“you should show me how much you love me,” you breathe against his lips. “please make me scream.”
jay pulls back slightly and smiles. “baby, you say that shit again and we’re breaking this bed.”
