put-on-a-show kinda girl

nsfw + mdni. 18+

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✶⋆.˚; 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 !

☞ introducing your ringleader. ⤿ i'm rory, here to entertain you. wanna know more about me? ☞ the rules of the big top. ⤿ this show runs on mutual respect and kindness. please take a moment to read through the ringleader's rules for the big top. ☞ the long list of freaks. ⤿ don't see your favorite freak? shoot me an ask and i'll see if we can get them on the bill. ☞ current favorite acts. ⤿ jack abbot, dennis whitaker, trinity santos, and joy kwon in the pitt. wrigley in tell me lies. john walker and bob reynolds in the new avengers.

𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐬𝐢𝐭 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤, 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐱, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 !

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oh my god i just found this comment out in the wild… whoever you are… i will take not bad and i love you !!!

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anyway. rec me some of your fav plus size reader fics. don’t care who. i’m desperate.

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vent post ahead lawl.

you will not hear me say this often and in no way shape or form does this mean i am ashamed of my body or what i look like but dating as a fat girl is actual hell and i am so unbelievably tired of it

weight never ever comes into play when it comes to attraction for me. ever. and i’ve never understood it coming into play for others.

i am just really really tired and most days i am fine being single and thirsting over fictional (and not fictional) people but sometimes i want that love for me to be real and i’m terrified i’m not going to find it looking the way i do

and sorry for having to post this here of all places but i don’t have anyone else i can talk about this with because all of my friends are skinny 😵‍💫

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story for my spam likes 🫣

are you still taking requests for schlatt? cause i have some stuff i’d love to read and if not i may write it myself if i have time 😝☺️

i am! i just can’t guarantee i’ll get to them in a timely manner so if there is something you send but decide you wanna write it yourself please feel free to let me know 🙂‍↕️

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rereading my schlatt fics just to feel something

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damien haas fic where you are not used to healthy relationships and the two of you have a pretty hefty fight and you start packing your things to leave and damien is like ??? over it and sits you down to talk and reassures you that just because you fight doesn’t mean he loves you any less

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i love ted nivison’s stupid tall ass

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i hate how unbelievably sexy i find spencer in the guess the game videos

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spencer agnew fic where you are a comedian in the dropout smosh sphere and you guest star in a games video like a moose master maybe and he’s at the table but he can’t concentrate on it because he’s so smitten with you

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if guchi and courtney and emily stay with smosh… get ready to see some fics from me fr they are all sooooo beautiful omfg

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➞ 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐭. 𝐥𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐚.

✭ 𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: when your best friend amelia asked you to be her maid of honor, you were ecstatic… and then you found out her fiancé’s best man would be schlatt, the one person on this earth that you can’t stand, for reasons you would never tell a soul.

➞ 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

✭ 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐞: 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒊𝒗𝒂𝒍.

✭ 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐰𝐨: 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒏𝒂𝒌𝒆.

✭ 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞: 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒖𝒓𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒆.

✭ 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐫: 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒍𝒖𝒃.

✭ 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐯𝐞: 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒄𝒉𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒖𝒅𝒆.

✭ 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐬𝐢𝐱: 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒂𝒑𝒐𝒍𝒐𝒈𝒚.

✭ 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧: 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒗𝒂𝒕𝒐𝒓.

✭ 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭: 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒓𝒖𝒕𝒉.

✭ 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐞: 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒓𝒆𝒖𝒏𝒊𝒐𝒏.

✭ 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐞𝐧: 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒆𝒅𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈.

➞ 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭.

➞ 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐨𝐚𝐫𝐝.

✭ includes faces for every character and pics of the beautiful island of st. lucia!

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One of the most beautiful things I've ever read in my whole life

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girlllll, your ted dream seems like a perfect basis for a fic no pressure jk jk ...unless 👀

i’ve actually been thinking about writing it all day LMFAO

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dreamed my family and ted’s family were friends and we were all on vacation together in this huge-ass house and i couldn’t sleep so i walked all the way across the house to ted’s room and poked my head in and saw he was still awake and he was like, “hey, bud. can’t sleep?” and i was like, “yeah :/ can i lay in here with you?” and he was like “well of course.” and i was like, “ok great lemme pee rq” so i went to the bathroom and when i washed my hands the sink started spraying me so my big shirt was soaked and i came back to ted’s room and he laughed at me and i was like “can you get me another big shirt please” and he kept pulling small shirts out of drawers as a joke while i just stood like 🧍🏻‍♀️ covered in sink water until finally i was like “BIG. SHIRT.” and he gave me a big shirt and helped me peel off the wet shirt and tucked me into his bed after i changed 😛

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do we know if spencer agnew still has cats