on a lonely night

CALUM, 20, CST every night is lonely without you, every night is lonely without you here.

[calumboi-blog]

if anyone is still following my account just know that the main forced me to leave and were very rude about it, hope you all have a wonderful time in this rp but be careful there r snakes around 👀

[5secondsofsummerisoutofmylimit]

[calumboi-blog]

@calum5sos: barbs has the cutest little face when she's like concentrating on something its really adorable help me

@calum5sos: correction she adorable all the time but especially rn

[calumboi-blog]

@calum5sos: im done with all this adios 🙃

[hellamanips-blog]

[lojbtw-deactivated20180830]

I know, I know, I love you too. When you’re not a butthole.

[calumboi-blog]

is that a joking i love you or a serious one, because i’m not even sure how we’re supposed to say that to eachother now without wanting to murder another one of us. and please, i’m only a butthole to people who are a butthole to me first, you know that 

[letitbrie]

Exactly what I was thinking - we could have a whole napping room - just wall-to-wall pillows and beanbag chairs. And some of those pillows that cuddle back!

[calumboi-blog]

cara... has anyone ever told you that you’re probably the smartest human being to ever walk the earth? because this is genius. 

[lojbtw-deactivated20180830]

Wow, really feeling the love right now. Just calling it like I see it, butthead.

[calumboi-blog]

that one was an obvious joke, come on, even you have to admit that one. you know i love ya 

[hellamatty]

Imagine a cooking competition where people try to make an entire meal at midnight without waking their family up. Whoever makes the most amazing dish without getting yelled at wins. 

[calumboi-blog]

thats....that’s actually genius.. i mean, i’d suck at it but it’d be great to watch because you’d have so much anxiety on whether or not they’l get caught and you also want them to do well, and... that’s good... if you ever need a judge, hit me up. sure i know nothing about food but i sure do love it

[shooterphillippe-blog]

I have a rare day off and it’s been spent in bed, with my dog, watching crappy horror flicks on Netflix while I drink bourbon and eat cheesy popcorn. This is the glamorous life of an actor who works for the CW… aren’t you jealous? Anyway, hey! I’m Jared, and I promise, I’m not always this lame.

[calumboi-blog]

i don’t know if you can tell or not, but i’m actually screaming on the inside... but uuhh, hey i’m calum, and yeah i know who you are, massive fan 

[bossboypayno]

Went to the store and a fan came up to me and asked me to sign her milk carton, got to say it was quite bizarre thing to sign, i’m surprised she had the pen on her if she didn’t even have paper 

[calumboi-blog]

goals. i wish i had a milk carton signed by liam payne, she is an innovator that’s for sure. she’s going to shape and change the whole industry just you wait

[undernickj-blog]

Times like these I hate that I have the immune system of a two year old. When I am sick I am super sick and it takes forever to get better. 

Originally posted by jonasgalaxy

[calumboi-blog]

awe man, so sorry to hear bout that. i’d offer you some shit or somethin’ but i feel like you’re across the globe, you know? i can send you my best wishes though, that’s somethin’ i can do 

[sebastian-wilbur]

That’s actually interesting. I’m Tyler, the guy they think that hates everyone.

[calumboi-blog]

nice, i’ll hate everyone else for you, and it’s slowly becoming more and more obvious that i kinda hate everyone, but that’s alright, ya know..? 

[calumboi-blog]

text / clum

h: wouldn't expect anything less of you

h: how often do you have to say bring your own milk?

c: more frequently than you'd think

[lojbtw-deactivated20180830]

Who you have faith in me for five minutes sass master? I think you’re spending too much time with Louis.

[calumboi-blog]

i can give you five minutes, but other than that, sorry buddy. yeah, totally the sass master from... sydney now, watch out

[c0lt0nhaynes-blog]

You should totally name it Colton, or Jackson, but that’s me being bias. What kind of puppy, that will determine what name you know? You’re gonna be like me when I had a dog when I was younger, totally spoiling it like a child.

Originally posted by beatriiiixhoechlin

[calumboi-blog]

hell, if he didn’t already have a name, that’d be it. he’s a little golden retriever, we named him baxter, but maybe colton should be his middle name, you know? i think that’d be perfect. honestly, i’m so excited. i’ve always wanted one, and now i get one, and i’m completely financially able to spoil him and i can’t wait. 

[lloydchr-deactivated20160818]

I’ve only ever brought from one Chinese place so I’m not too familiar with any other places so any suggestions are welcome. Sure I’m in LA.

[calumboi-blog]

you really here? hey, i’ll totally come get ya ‘n bring you to this great chinese food, i mean, unless you were really wanting on like staying in your hotel or anything i can pick stuff up and bring it to ya, and we can hang then