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I saw you talking about hv and got exicted because finALLY. a lot of people either hate them or love them idk :// Casey is cute af though

I don't even know any of their names all I know is that the lead singer girl chick woman lady has really nice hair and I am s t i l l waiting for the officially release of guys my age :// and I honestly think i see more people who dislike them rather than actually like them but idk I just don't think they were ready to be a band with his much recognition yet you feel me? Like they don't see how much impact their actions and words truly do have

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this blog appreciates calum on a daily bassist

[fancyharry]

“let’s compare”

a little something for @happiestluke and @hemmoful‘s prompt blurb night!! so pleased i managed to get something written because both inspiration and motivation have been lacking and also it literally is 1am (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و enjoy!!

theme: dad!luke / prompt: ‘Let’s compare’

‘You do realise you’ve eaten literally half the tray of pasta i cooked for both of us…for the whole week.’ Luke scrunches up his eyes, hoping that maybe if he can’t see the damage - in the form of a scraped clean dish and a bloated belly underneath his old worn baseball shirt - then he could just pretend that it didn’t happen. 

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[champagnexproblemss]

This isn’t fair

[5sosisourlife]

SOUNDS LIVE FEELS LIVE // LONDON

[calumsturbation-blog]

OK quick boy talk rn so you know when a boy asks you a question and you say yes or no and he says “no I want to hear you say it” well: 1. Who the fUck do u think u are little fuckboy and 2. Yes push me to say how I feel so I can be sure of myself fuck me up daddy

[ellaenchanted2004-deactivated20]

dicks out to everyone for trying their best

[ilylukey]

boyfriend!luke

[calumsturbation-blog]

Baby, you're perfect, you don't need to change a single thing! Just because you dont think you're as pretty as girls you see as pretty doesnt mean shit; butterflies are pretty but so are snowflakes and they look nothing alike. You are beautiful

Oh bean this is so nice thank you!!! thank you thank you thank you youre so sweet 

[calumsturbation-blog]

I am totally with you on hv. Like at the concert I was lowkey jamming out to a couple songs but like in general they are not very good

Like Guys My Age I felt that deeply in my soul and I’m lowkey waiting for the studio version but man fuqboi was such a tune live and they just…they ruined it bro they soiled it….soiled it….soiled it….soi

[chanelhood]

When are 5SOS gonna stop pretending that HV’s a good band :/

[onedirectiom]

he’s so pretty :’)

[malumie]

Nathan!!!😍 x

[calumsturbation-blog]

If you are still doing it (if not it's totally okay) but "I'm so used to falling apart, that I don't know how to fall in love" with Luke

“Talk to me babe, please.” 

“There’s nothing to talk about.”

“Bull fucking shit there isn’t!” Luke snapped. “I came home with the intention of hugging my girl and staying in her arms for the rest of the night after hanging with the guys all day. Instead,” he laugh humorlessly. “Instead I walk through the door and get ignored and treated with the bitch attitude for absolutely no reason.” He ran a hand through his blond locks out of frustration. Were you blowing this out of proportion? I guess it’s too late to think things through at this stage.

“Oh just the guys right?” You challenged. “You had a nice day with the boys hm? So the only genitalia in the same room as you were three other dicks? I don’t think so Hemmings I saw Ashton’s snapchat story.” You shook your head in disgust and stormed out of the room. Of course he followed you.

“Y/N will you listen to me? It wasn’t like I went on a date, Sophia and Melissa just hung out for a little bit. End of fucking story, it’s nothing deeper than that.” He grumbled out a sigh. ”I don’t understand why you’re being such a bitch about this.”Wrong fucking move. “It’s so funny, Luke, how you love bitches all over you until you come home to one.” You rushed down the stairs, ready to grab your keys and leave the house altogether.

Lukes eyes went wide. “Shiy, baby - no I’m sorry I didn’t-” He gripped your waist from behind and spun you around just before you could get a hold of your keys. He took a deep breath, and spoke much calmer now. “Baby, please listen to me. Okay?” He was looking at you with those beautiful blue eyes and you knew you couldn’t just walk away like this. You bit your lip and crossed your arms, but made no sign that you were going to move. “I’m sorry I didn’t tell you they were going to be there, I thought it was just gonna be me, Ashton, Michael and Cal. They showed up because Michael had texted them earlier. They never told me and I would have told you if you would have just asked me about it.” You sighed and leaned into him, wrapping your arms around his neck as his found his way around your back. 

“I’m sorry Lu,” You mumbled into his chest. “You know how I am with these things and I trust you it’s just-”

“Y/N, baby, I know,” He cut you off. “It’s okay.”

“But it’s not.” You leaned back just enough to be able to look at him. “I guess I’m so used to falling apart, that I don’t know how to fall in love.“ A tear escaped your eye and trickled down your cheek. Luke wiped it away with his thumb and smiled at you.

“”Y/N I know what you’ve been through and I’m not here to make it any worse. I’m here here to catch when you fall apart, fall in love..fall down the stairs.” He tucked a strand of your hair behind your ear. You giggled “Babe I’m gonna carry you through it all okay? No more falling.” He kissed your cheek and leaned his forehead against yours. This boy was way too good to you, and in all this time you had never truly figured out why. You guessed that somehow, somewhere down the road you two took the same exit and fell in love. 

“But,” he teased. “I can’t promise that I won’t laugh when you fall down the stairs…” He grinned and you smacked his shoulder playfully. “Ouch.”

“Shut up and kiss me before I change my mind, dickwad.”

Send me a phrase from this post and I’ll write a blurb about it! 

[calumsturbation-blog]

Some people just don’t fucking get it. I don’t hate skinny girls, I don’t hate pretty girls, I don’t hate girls because they look better than me, because they’re sexier than me more confident than me, get more praise than me. I hate myself and I hate the media for bringing me to that point. I hate that I feel like I’m going to cry every time I see a magazine giving me another tip on how to get a bigger butt in 2 weeks. I hate going on twitter and seeing all the cute clothes I feel like I can’t wear because I’m not thin enough. I hate how guys say they like thick girls but only when its slim thick with a flat stomach. I hate that I count my calories every day and tell myself no one will ever want me like this. I’m not thin enough to be loved romantically, I’m not pretty enough, I’m not sexy enough, my skin isn't clear enough. I am not enough and I hate that this fucking world has trained me to think that my body is wrong and that I need someone to love me in order to accept myself

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