Calvin Fischoeder

╰┈➤ You're being dramatic

[calvnfischoeder]

I like to imagine running this blog the way Calvin would. So I have to vanish for months at a time... For the realism

[teratomat]

“Bob, you’re such an April Scrooge.” “Sorry. Maybe it’s because Mr. Fischoeder has pranked me every April Fool’s for years and it’s kind of horrible.” “We prank you every year, too, Dad.” “Yeah, but he’s got a lot more money than you guys. Also, he might be the devil.”

[vangoghcore]

by zeewipark

[unclefathersantateddy]

Someone told me my art style suits comic strips and I've never been so validated in my life, so I made another comic strip!

[shelovesplants]

Succulent life🌵

[calvnfischoeder]

“𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐚 𝐭𝐲𝐩𝐨”

[calvnfischoeder]

Calvin, at one point... Probably: Meet my family, we get on well. They tried to kill me? I mean sureee suree. But they didn't. Anyway!

[bigmrfisch]

Calvin getting ready for Christmas :D

He definitely puts money on the tree 💵💸

[cann1bal-kitt3n-x]

[juliamstarr]

Instagram

[happyheidi]

Marine City, Michigan

📷 aidyl211

[calvnfischoeder]

surprisingly, I am alive

[calvnfischoeder]

[elkius]

fischoeder? i hardly know her!

[molted-phoenix]

♪ Who's that funny little wormy guy♪

♪ Who poked out his brother's eye?♪

[calvnfischoeder]

𝑶𝒏 𝑩𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒃𝒐𝒏, 𝒐𝒏 𝑽𝒐𝒅𝒌𝒂, 𝒐𝒏 𝑺𝒄𝒐𝒕𝒄𝒉 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒐𝒏 𝑮𝒊𝒏  

[yinza]

Some wisteria studies for today… flowers are hard.

[Image Description: A pair of digital art studies of purple wisteria flowers. /end ID]