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“Aw, man. I was hoping you were going to talk about food. That’s probably just my thinking though.”
“You just missed my hour long talk about how much I want pizza right now, but if you tune in at 8:30, I’ll probably repeat it.”
“ i’m sure if you revealed government secrets to society you would be killed. ”
“What a way to go, honestly.”
“Find out how to contact the aliens so that I can tell them to pick me up if Donald Trump becomes president.”
“You can ride up shotgun with me on a one-way trip to space because that’s literally my plan, too.”
“I wonder if there is like a presidential need to read about aliens.”
“I wouldn’t be surprised, honestly. It’d be the first thing I ask about.”
“well when you find out the truth let me know because i’m convinced they’re real.”
“Right? Like at this point, I can’t even imagine them not existing, even with sound evidence.”
“I’d much rather have a naked dance in the oval office. That sounds like a laugh.”
“Huh, well that sounds fun as hell, too.”
“Not gonna lie, if I were ever President, the first thing I’d do is ask about the aliens. It’d be for the good of society to know, honestly.”
“Now, what do you mean by suck? ‘Cause everyone can have a different version of their statistics sucking. Like, too many dicks.. too little. I think you have to deal with the fact that you’re rotting in the ground anyway though.”
“Too little, I think. Like, if I spend my life sucking too little dicks and consuming less alcohol than I want to be, will my life really feel like a successful one? I doubt it. What if my statistics suck just on the basis that I choose to watch Netflix instead of going out and doing adventurous things? Damn, that’d be pretty bad.”
Snapchat// Everyone
Jax: What were you thinking? I have to know lol.
Calypso: Like you can’t already guess.
Snapchat// Everyone
Jax: I just bought a selfie stick…
Calypso: Thought that was something else at first… Yikes, I’m sorry. Calypso: But nice, dude! Way 2 keep up w/ the times.
So do we really just rot in the ground when we die, or do we get to see our statistics? I mean, I’d like to know how many ants I’ve stepped on or how many dicks I’ve sucked in my lifetime. Wouldn’t that be nice to know?
“What if the statistics suck, though? Wouldn’t that be the worst? You can’t even, like, take it back, then, you’ll just be forced to live with the fact that your life sucked and you’re rotting in the ground now. That puts a lot of pressure on it.”
text / open
winnie: i'm dropping out
winnie: farewell
winnie: space girl building own rocketship to space and getting there herself college degree unnecessary
calypso: rip it's been real af
“And it’s now… what, Wednesday? Man, you must’ve gone crazy that night.”
“Yeaaah, so not my finest moment. It apparently was damn real crazy because now the gods are punishing me.”
“You wouldn’t have said no if it was someone else. You just hate me.”
“And here I thought that I was being subtle. Can I still get some of that booze?”
“Is that how you’re actually trying to convince yourself, Cal? Just like Fergie’s song, a little party never killed nobody. Besides, you can’t cut back yet. I’ve been wanting to plan one lately. It jut sucks Juls isn’t back.”
“Well now that you’ve caught onto my plan, I can’t actually go through with it. You know I can’t say no to a good party, I can help plan it, too, I’m pretty decent at them, too. I mean, I’d like to think that I’m social chair for something.”
“Yea, either that or come up with the best hangover remedy for yourself. At least that’s what I did, took myself to some diner and eat an insane amount of food, took a nap and I was as good as new.”
“I’m usually a fan of taco bell but I’m thinking this one’ll need something new entirely.”
