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audrey hill, 21 member of KTΓ You can't wake up, this is not a dream, You're part of a MACHINE, you are not a human being, With your face all made up, l i v i n g on a screen, Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline. var fhs = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id = "5161953"; var ref = (''+document.referrer+'');var pn = window.location;var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; fhs.src = "http://freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site="+fhs_id+"&e1=&e2=&r="+ref+"&wh="+w_h+"&a=1&pn="+pn+""; document.head.appendChild(fhs);document.write(""); var sc_project=10788937; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_security="930da2d0"; var scJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://secure." : "http://www."); document.write("");

[tfwaudrey]

my ass aint good w/ sappy shit but i wanted to let u all know how much i enjoyed rping with u all u can find me on my personal (that i only get on like once a year.... and need to edit... but still) HERE and i’ll probably sign on here occasionally if any of u ever want to talk or w/e or if u have rp suggestions i’d happily look at those as well 

i also have a skype but if u want that pls message me bc i dont just wanna post it

anyway its been real thanks guys

[tfwaudrey]

imessage (01) ➵ d'alai ⍣⍣ open

d'alai gutierrez: so im watchin luck of the irish

d'alai gutierrez: i want disney channel to go back to its original movies instead of the crap they play now

d'alai gutierrez: it sucks

audrey ▸ d'alai: luck of the irish was ok i always found it kind of weird tbh but u right

[ari7x3]

[tfwaudrey]

{ @camdenfkk }

[tfwaudrey]

text // audruh

cam: hey sexy....for u....

cam: https://56.media.tumblr.com/4764c2b133c5e040afd0498d25b711b0/tumblr_inline_o45xu3cpqJ1tjjne5_540.jpg

audrey: please delete my phone number

[tfwaudrey]

@jaxsohard: @tfwaudrey h.b.i.c i swear.

@tfwaudrey: @jaxsohard feed my ego more please

[tfwaudrey]

@jaxsohard: @tfwaudrey tell her to kiss your ass and fix you another glass.

@tfwaudrey: @jaxsohard u act like i didn't

[trevorkappa-blog]

that’s pretty cheesy. but would be nice information to know. i kind of wanted to see your acting skills. c’mon now, show me the tears. 

[tfwaudrey]

it’s not cheesy. it’s important information. i’d also want to know who talked shit behind my back. gotta know who to stick by in the afterlife and all that. i’m a yale. obviously i’m not a great actress. fuck you, no. you don’t get to see me cry.

[xoxoism]

Two of the most important statistics, of course. I don’t know, do you consider stepping on ants and sucking dicks to be on the same level as donating to charity? And if so, do you do it often enough to consider yourself a good person?

[tfwaudrey]

Clearly. I mean, what else would you even need to know when you die? Listen, some of the dicks I sucked definitely should be considered donating to charity. And probably, yeah. I like to consider sucking any guys dick a noble cause, honestly. The ants probably aren’t a good thing. They probably have their whole lives ahead of them.

[gdiorionx-blog]

Well if you’re dead I would hope you wouldn’t have to pay for anything! 

[tfwaudrey]

Well, what if you do? Like a down payment on death. Just to know what you did, of course.

[oknate]

Wow, okay, I’ve definitely stepped on more ants then. Hm, how many orgasms I’ve had, how many smiles I’ve caused, how many drinks I’ve had,  how many strangers’ photographs I’m in… there’s a lot.

[tfwaudrey]

That’s what I figured. Unless you’re getting really busy every night, I feel like thousands of dicks sucked is a bit rash. Guess those are all good ones. I think I just want to know all the pointless information I can when I die. 

[i-noahguy]

“… Roughly, around 50.”

[tfwaudrey]

“Are you sure? You hesitated a bit there.”

[tfwaudrey]

@tfwaudrey: just got dirty looks from a pledge for drinking wine mid week but i don't know what she expected on #winewednesday :)

[i-noahguy]

“I don’t know, I’ve lost count… I honestly have no clue.”

[tfwaudrey]

“Just take a guess. First number that pops into your head.”

[oknate]

True, otherwise it’d probably also count if you stepped on the same ant twice. So different ants, different dicks. I honestly have no idea how many ants a person steps on. If we can choose, though, I can think of a lot of things I’d rather know than that.

[tfwaudrey]

Alright then yeah, probably lower than I feel like the count is. According to Camden, it’s a lot. Like.. in the thousands. What would you want to know?

[trevorkappa-blog]

what other stats could there be? i wanna know how many times people have talked about me when i wasn’t in the conversation. i mean i just know it’s like a fact that we swallow at least five yearly in our sleep. don’t start crying though.

[tfwaudrey]

maybe how many people had a thing for you but never said anything or.. the amount of times you made someones day or something dumb like that. the fuck? i just said i would start crying. give me a minute, okay?

[xoxoism]

Specifically just those two, nothing else. ‘Cause that’s what Darwin said was pivotal to a species’ success, the number of ants they’ve stepped on and the amount of dicks they’ve sucked. I’m sure you killed it.

[tfwaudrey]

Did I say nothing else? Those were just the first two things that popped into my head. I’m sure I did too. My mom would be proud of me. She always told me the more ants I step on and the more dicks I suck, the better of a person I’ll be. Think she was right?

[elysicnmuses-blog]

“Not a lot. One— in high school. Definitely confirmed that I was as gay as I thought I was. —-You’re not alone. We’ve probably stepped on like… thousands without even realizing it. They’re everywhere.”

[tfwaudrey]

“Makes sense. Dicks are weird but you gotta do what you gotta do, right? At least you figured it out before you ended up with too high of a count. They really are. Gotta feel bad for the little guys.”