houston, we have a problem

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[winniepark]

text / truffle butter

noelle: did we?? probably idr tbh

noelle: um idk actually can we say bc ur ginger and u dont want ppl to think u dont have a soul???

noelle: sure what kind of crafts? like matching bracelets or something??

winnie: well... its tru. if an apocalypse ever happens i'll probably live bc i'll pop out 2 weeks after everyone's dead and be like "hey where'd everyone go?"

winnie: yeah that could definitely work it's probably true

winnie: omg... can we learn how to make clay bowls

[averagefairy]

i temporarily fall in love with like any guy thats nice to me at all like the checkout guy at CVS told me to “stay dry” this morning bc it was raining and i thought about him for like 2 hours after that 

[winniepark]

text / truffle butter

noelle: i just became a member so i just starting living in the house so maybe that it idk "pay attention to me more"

noelle: um i feel like i should be offended by that since ur supposed to be nice

noelle: thats....still sad

noelle: if ur alone and wanna hang out with someone u can ask me but i dont promise we wont fight

winnie: did we not have a talk about how a bomb could literally go off and i'd pop out of my hole 2 weeks later like "hey where'd everybody go"

winnie: why am i supposed to be nice but not... other people

winnie: can we do crafts together

[ardenrussoh-deactivated20160617]

“i swear to god if you’re here to buy a copy of Grey, i will throw you out of this store.”

[winniepark]

     “That seems pretty prejudiced, don’t you think? I mean... I’m really not, but I don’t think customer service works like that in 2016.”

[winniepark]

adelxiderusso:

“Dude! Knock!”

     “I did. You just didn’t answer. I’m sorry, I just... I really needed to grab my brush. In my defense, my hair looks like I’ve been spending a week in the wilderness so this is really important. I’ll just --- go. Sorry. At least you’re not naked. That would make this weirder.”

[winniepark]

tfwaudrey:

So do we really just rot in the ground when we die, or do we get to see our statistics? I mean, I’d like to know how many ants I’ve stepped on or how many dicks I’ve sucked in my lifetime. Wouldn’t that be nice to know?

     I don’t know, that might make me feel like a video game character. Like, if I got emotional strength: 0 and book intelligence: 305 I wouldn’t be surprised. I feel like on some of that stuff you could estimate, though.

[winniepark]

htmlnoelle:

i want to celebrate my birthday soon. i’m thinking with a cake taller than me and a killer playlist that i can jam out to for sure, but i feel like i’m missing something. thoughts?

     picture this: me, coming out of your cake. i don’t have anything besides that, though. a confetti cannon, maybe? a nice hot tub? i don’t know what your budget is here, but i think hiring a petting zoo would be worth it. just some suggestions.

[annibalecter]

She’s genuine… she’s super emotional, which is weird sometimes. 

[tfwaudrey]

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[winniepark]

text // winona

audrey: listen i don't know your life

audrey: what one time

winnie: you literally do

winnie: do you not remember? rude

winnie: guess we gotta try again (:

[winniepark]

text / truffle butter

noelle: ........yes we've been over this for someone so smart u dont remember much

noelle: that is the sweetest thing you have said to me and that will be my new insta caption

noelle: ugh fine i wont

noelle: nothings wrong with crying i just don't do it too often

winnie: ok but... i swear to god i've never seen you in the kappa house are you sure

winnie: in my defense i'm nice it's just something about you that makes me angry sometimes but you're ok the other 50% of the time

winnie: you're a good woman

winnie: it kind of just... happens idk i don't cry in front of people a lot but i spend a lot of time alone so

winnie: like i've only broke down crying in the library like twice this past semester ok

[winniepark]

text / truffle butter

noelle: ik i am i deserve a medal for it

noelle: um not for you help me steal it for me i want a big single being a new member sucks

noelle: a big man that will be taken down by me

noelle: omg does he really?? if he disrespects me can i use that against him??

winnie: are you even in my sorority

winnie: you're kind of a terrifying force to be reckoned with you know... like... a natural disaster in size 5 shoes

winnie: i... don't know i really can't give you an insight to his life please do not do that

winnie: what's wrong with crying????

[winniepark]

text / truffle butter

noelle: ok i will be it but since i will help u not die when the time comes

noelle: you should help me steal audrey's room

noelle: oh ok i will fight him and win

winnie: you're a tru pal

winnie: why would i steal audrey's room i have a single and i'm pretty sure it's bigger than hers but i didn't have rich ass bonnie to decorate mine so

winnie: he is a big man who i'm pretty sure is filled with a lot of anger

winnie: maybe we get along because he cries a lot too :/

[winniepark]

text // winona

audrey: ok it was kind of a joke don't tell him that

audrey: you're a better kisser even tho we've never kissed

winnie: bc me and camden are really good friends

winnie: ok listen... we kissed that one time

[winniepark]

text / truffle butter

noelle: are you planning on dying anytime soon that i would need to call 911????

noelle: you literally just said that you only have one friend so who would you get to punch me out of nowhere?

winnie: idk i need an emergency contact who isn't my mom

winnie: hollis would probably do it if i asked ok

[winniepark]

text // winona

audrey: camden was my rebound

audrey: ur my #1

winnie: i'm screenshotting this and framing it and putting it over my fireplace

winnie: tell me i'm a better kisser

[winniepark]

text / truffle butter

noelle: um ya i would

noelle: i dont want to deal with a dead body

noelle: plus if u died who would i call truffle butter

winnie: ok good i want to ensure my safety

winnie: do i need to actually say it

winnie: i have never

winnie: done anal

winnie: please stop calling me truffle butter i will cry i kno that doesn't mean anything bc i cry a lot but i'll... make someone punch you i know people

[winniepark]

text / (no)elle

winnie: if i was dying would you call 911

winnie: asking for a friend

winnie: actually that's a lie we both know i only have 1 friend and she likes you better

winnie: asking for me