Teenage dirtbag

Cameron Baker, Dance and Performing arts major.

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Best dancer,actor and the funniest? You're kidding me right?

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Is it normal that I’ve been spending most of my time in my room reading school books? I’m starting to worry.

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No it's not mate.

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I don't think I've even officially introduced myself...

Just sucking at life. I’m Victoria!

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Hey I'm Cameron then nice to meet you.

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cam—baker:

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I wouldn’t have the patience for it. Might as well just eat something else while waiting.

But then you'll waste money again.

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cam—baker:

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Distract yourself while waiting for that fourteen minutes. That way, you won’t notice as time flies by.

Well, that is a good idea but I can't think of one thing to do while waiting.

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Text to Max

Cam: MAX NIQQUA I GOT BAD NEWS ABOUT YOUR TEAcHER

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Pizza rolls take fourteen minutes too long to cook.

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CAM

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cam—baker:

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HE IS GOING TO GET FOOD POISONING me thinks OR AT LEAST THROW UP

But I warned him about it already and he didn't listen dear Lizzie.

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CAM

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cam—baker:

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CODY GUY? THE SOMER’S CODY GUY? UGH WHAT IS IT WITH GUYS AND FOOD?

Psh yeah that Cody guy. We just love our food okay, plus he even accepted the dare that he should eat the whole bag of tostitos.

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CAM

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cam—baker:

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THAT MAKES YOU A PSYCHO AND A MORON. FRIGHTFUL COMBO

AH BUT HE ASKED FOR A TOSTITO THAT WAS MEANT FOR THAT CODY GUY. Plus pfft I didn't know the tostitos my cousin sent me was expired.

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CAM

YOU ARE A MORON

Oh, and I love you tooooo!

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I KNOW I AM A MORON BECAUSE I ACCIDENTALLY MADE A TEACHER GO INTO A COMA BY A TOSTITO.

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AHA! SO YOU AGREE THAT MEGAN DIGS ME MORE! YOU HAVE BEEN CAUGHT BAKER.

NO STILL JENNIFER LAWRENCE AND AMANDA SEYFRIED IS ON MY SIDE NIGGA PEACE OUT.

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AGAIN WITH THE MEGAN FOX? WE BOTH KNOW SHE DIGS ME SO BYE

BITCH I HAVE JENNIFER LAWRENCE AND AMANDA SEYFRIED ON MY SIDE THEN AND THEY DIG ME HARDER THAN MEGAN DIGS YOU.

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sorry I'm better looking than you hoe

Sorry, I'm more better looking than you are hoe and Megan Fox approves.

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Nigga is Max your bf?

Nope I'm too good looking for that hoe person.

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Text to Cam.

Max: ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE MY LIFE MISERABLE YOU SHIT

Cam: I JUST REALIZED HE WAS YOUR WRITING TEACHER OKAY THAT CROOKED MAN REMINDED ME OF FILCH.

Max: Oh him? Lol he hates me because I strongly disagree with his views on californian politics stupid hippie

Cam: Lolz he's in a coma bc of a lime tostito.

Max: You're an idiot and I don't want to say anything else because that might confirm my place in hell whyyyyy

Cam: Bc I might be the son of satan XD