THE MBTI TYPES AS LITERAL STUFF MY FRIENDS HAVE SAID
Hey. I made a post about the MBTI types as stuff I have said, and today I’m deciding to do it for my friends! My friend group consists of 2 ENFPs, 2 INFPs, an ISFJ, an ENFJ, an ENTP, and myself.
Do not take this seriously, please. My friends and I only say nonsensical crap.
INTJ: “You uncultured arachnid.”
INTP: “Hey, do you happen to know how much one kilogram of bananas cost? I really have to know, like, right now.”
ENTJ: “I don’t need you guys. I can just buy new friends on Ebay.”
ENTP: “If I had a twin, I would forget their birthday.”
INFJ: “I tried to catch God yesterday.”
INFP: “If I came with a warning label, what would it say?” “Warning: Fragile.”
ENFJ: “You need to have more feelings.”
ENFP: “Imagine if penises always pointed north, you could use them as compasses!” “Why would a thought like that even cross your mind?”
ISTJ: *points at cow* “Oh my god, look! It’s a living burger!”
ISFJ: “I SHIP LILY POTTER AND HAGRID.” “You what?”
ESTJ: “Guys, if I made my own merch, would it sell like a god church?” “No.”
ESFJ: “Why would you use a condom when you can use a sock?” “Don’t be a silly, wrap your willy.”
ISTP: “I’m gonna kill you to death.”
ISFP: “Picture this: a world where fish are birds and birds are fish. You’re on an airplane, look out of the window- it’s a whale. You’re chilling at the beach- a pidgeon flies out of the ocean. You open a window to get some fresh air- an octupus flies into your house.” “What the actual-“
ESTP: “Screw you, physics. I don’t follow your stupid laws. I’m an independent woman- if I want to fly, I’ll do it.” “I don’t think that’s how physics works…”
ESFP: “If you had a mountain, what would you name it?” “Bob.”
blakekathryn
prguitarman
jacobvanloon
annaxmalina
germansingergirl
theartofmadeline
