STEND @greystend - Tumblr Blog

Call me Stend, GreyStend or Grey

He/him, 00's

I reblog a lot of stuff, mainly fandom and trans & inter rights.

I write a little, concept here or fic on ao3 (https://archiveofourown.org/users/Stend). Please read the tags, I'm a lot more freaky on ao3 u_u

Recent Fandom :

-DCU / Batfam

-Danny Phantom

-SpideyPool

#pinned post

forcemascpropaganda

Me : i think I had a breakthrough concerning my sexuality

Friend : you‘re gay ?

Me : yeah, how did you know ?

Friend : we litteraly met on a group named transfag

vaguelyvisceral

depression? bedrotting? idk what you mean, i’m an omega and i’m nesting. duh.

em-bitterred

Keep your priorities straight: post fic.

homunculus-argument

A free-range group therapy called "get herded, idiot", where you and everyone in your group is set loose to run around on an open field while a highly trained shepherd dog tries to keep you all in one group. I am not sure what benefit this would have for anyone involved.

vamptits

it's just really apparent that people think it's okay to want pain but morally abhorrent to want to give it. sorry but the sadist gets to have fun too. it's actually pretty crucial to the process.

vamptits

if I said I was going to a taekwondo class would you feel the need to tell me kicking people on the street is bad or.

whoopsie-collective

Image ID: A screenshot of a tumblr comment that says "yeah, its only abhorrent imo, when the recipient is non consenting, i've" the screenshot cuts off.

dogspouse

draconym

genderoutlaws

Second offense transgender bathroom usage has a 5 year maximum penalty, but four offenses trigger's Idaho's "persistent violator" statute, w

"Second offense transgender bathroom usage has a 5 year maximum penalty, but four offenses trigger's Idaho's "persistent violator" statute, which can carry life in prison."

genderoutlaws

Trans Affirm is a community funded org that provides resources to trans people in Idaho. You can also donate to them here financially or donate supplies, as well as get involved with volunteering with them.

pangur-and-grim

I've read a few recently published books, and there's this recurring pattern where if anyone does anything bad and interesting, they have to later talk about it in a way that makes it clear that it was a misunderstanding/ justified/ not their fault, so they're still a good person. and if they have a disagreement with another character, they have to therapy talk it out, regardless of their background. it doesn't matter if this is a street urchin with three teeth who just stabbed and kidnapped someone, you will get eloquent sterile therapy speak that will smooth out any possible emotional tension. and everyone asks for permission before they kiss, and waits for a clear enthusiastic yes. again, doesn't matter the character's background or situation, they will ask "can I please kiss you," because if they didn't, that could get all yucky and uncertain, couldn't it? and if a character is from a rich family, they will hate being in a rich family, and hate wealth signifiers, and actually be all for class equality. and everyone is casually queer, without thought being put into how that would mesh with the society that is being described. like yes, this is violent class-based system obsessed with inheritance, but no, it's not actually a problem that the child they've coldly groomed to take on the family mantle is unwilling to beget an heir because of gay. the parents might be terrible, cruel and fascistic, but they're not homophobic! I don't know, it just seems like EVERYTHING that could actually be messy gets sanded and sanded until it's smooth as a shark, but the Fun Violence is allowed to stay, because bloodshed doesn't actually bother anyone or have any consequence apart from your rogue character shrugging and going oops, was that me? the rogue is still a good person though. if you think they're not, just wait for the two solid pages of introspection. and yes they started the book by slitting two throats, but that was fine. they will ask permission before hugging you.

pangur-and-grim

prenbyw

Spoon in the shape of a fish. Carved from some Sycamore I found just outside Wivenhoe, Essex.

hinako-supremacy

op i love your fish so much i made it a png

they are now a school of fish

jnyfmg

proximity

jnyfmg

This comic has a lot of notes and over 100k+ combined on other websites, but I haven't made anything from it. So if you like my work then please consider supporting my kofi

jnyfmg

If you reblogged the version of this with the zionist war criminal's poetry on it you owe me 20 bucks. fuck putinism and fuck zionism

cactuschewinggum

He's like a little thing of condensed smoke

• His "core"/body is like solid shadows. Like thick smoke in a glass cup.

• He has little bat ears and some chest fuzz with white tapetum lucidum/ reflective eyes

• No visible mouth until he uses it

• Can become intangible/ incorporeal

• Melts into shadows. Has baby bat wings. Gives parents heart attacks.

• He gets the hang of "being human" around 3 years old

• The Waynes start showing him off to society in pictures or really small group gatherings

• His form slips sometimes when his emotions are a high

• "We need your Brucie mask right now, baby 🥰"

• Its said when he's slipping. Becoming a little more whispy and smoke like. When he smiles and his teeth are too sharp.

• Its always said with love as a reminder, not really in a chastising way.

• When the Waynes die, Bruce fully loses control of his form.

• Martha covered him as she was shot to hide his cryptid form

• Gordon is the one who finds and hides Bruce until Alfred can get there

• Gordon helps Bruce and Alfred out when he can

• Being human is really hard for Bruce due to his emotions and trama

• He ends up repressing them (except anger) so he doesn't slip

• Sad angry traumatized cryptid baby

• He does slip up a few times but people chalk it up to hallucinations or imagination

"We need your Brucie mask right now" becomes a self-deprecating chant

The start

These hands

Sketch Dump

snakeredbirdbatkatana

How long have the Bat's existed?

Bruce Wayne-Detective Comics #27- May 1939-86 years

Dick Grayson- Detective Comics #38 - April 1940- 85 years

Jason Todd- Batman #357- March 1983- 42 years

Tim Drake- Batman #436- August 1989- 36 years

Stephanie Brown- Detective Comics #647- June 1992- 33 years

Cassandra Cain- Batman #567- July 1999- 26 years

Damian Wayne- Batman #665- September 2006- 19 years

Duke Thomas- Batman (Volume 2) #21- June 2013- 12 years

tauremornalome

"gordon figures out bruce wayne is batman" been there, done that. a classic

"gordon figures out matches malone is batman" fresh. comedic potential off the charts

"gordon figures out bruce wayne is matches malone" please this would be so fucking funny

professional-egg-layer

woah dude….. your hurt sound is vaguely sexual….. im trying to kill you but im. im getting a bit flustered

professional-egg-layer

who is leon dbd

professional-egg-layer

ok i looked up leon dead by daylight and omfg why does he… wh…. why does he sound like that

professional-egg-layer

this literally is not an exaggeration

https://youtu.be/mGUJlJGimJY

thewanderingword

The comments on the YT video are also hilarious

4822poundsofham

More comments that made me laugh:

It’s also worth noting that Leon’s VA for dbd Riley McShane knew exactly what he was doing.

letsstartafamilywellinvitewelove

catboybiologist

Just adding to the yt comments train

bumblebeerror

This is for a horror game, by the way.

piglii

hey real quick can anybody help me find this image that I’ve seen before here on tumblr. it looks like this

the button doesn’t necessarily say “Elucidate the Rapture” but it does say something that’s kind of lengthy and has religious connotations. the woman pushing the button has an expression of indescribable smugness. there might be other buttons on the machine (?) she is pressing.

piglii

FOUND IT

andmaybegayer

Oh this is only the first image in the Eschatron 9000 Series

andmaybegayer

and the finale, because of the Tumblr image limit

piglii

thanks this is part of an even grander incomprehensibleness than I could have expected

a-third-attempt

I cannot believe that this is a website where you can ask “hey i think i saw a weird image once” and put a bad stick figure drawing of it and someone will be like “oh yeah that’s the first installment of a 12-part post-ironic apocalypse fever dream photoshop series” and just hand you a dozen of the most unhinged images you’ve ever seen in your life, that still have a better three act structure than most modern cinema

flurgerbla

I dont think thats the whole photoset…. I found one more

But from what i can gather thats Crystal Thierry, also known as page73girl. Who seems to have been a model for the now defunct biggestletdown.com…

But i have no idea when the eschatron 9000 pictures were made or for that matter the original photos that were used to make it

mckitterick

this is far more than “random person in 2005ish creates surreal visual narrative” - let’s go deeper down the rabbit hole, shall we?

to Immanentize the Eschaton means to bring about utopian conditions and create heaven on Earth

the phrase is first cited in the Discordian religious text, Principia Discordia (1963), for whom Discord (aka Eris) is goddess:

the first line of Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea’s 1975 The Illuminatus! trilogy: “It was the year when they finally immanentized the Eschaton.”

in Frederik Pohl’s The Eschaton Sequence (1997 - 1999), the human race is caught up in a galactic war between two alien races attempting to immanentize the eschaton

in Ken Macleod's The Stone Canal (1997), one of the chapters is “Another crack at Immanentising the Eschaton”

Crystal Thierry’s (aka the modern Discordia / Eris) narrative lives in esteemed company

dectech

here’s what the warning in the image says btw because i wanted to read it but it was too blurry so i had to spend several minutes hunting for a version with better resolution, so I’m posting it here so nobody else has to make that same journey