CAMBRIAN: Thinking about it, I should probably have made a pinned post. This would have been practical way in advance, but alas, I have been burned by the ridiculousness of the discourse blog.
CAMBRIAN: Let’s begin anyway.
CAMBRIAN: First up comes personal information I think. My word it’s been a while since I bothered with this. As my quirk may give away, my name is Cambrian. My age is not your concern, gender is more effort than I really have the wherewithal for (pronouns are they/them, if that helps) and my classpect is the Thief Of Mind. This is the best one. :) (: . That is not a negotiable statement. Formerly a Vessel Of The Universe, it was awful, very long story, I will not regale you but suffice to say it was bad and I will never let it back in.
CAMBRIAN: anonymous asks are on, but I’d appreciate if before sending me things people considered the fact that I am in fact a person. I have to read the things you send me. Stop flirting with me in my inbox please for the love of god. (Unless you’re my matesprit, who can do as she pleases forever). Also unwelcome in my ask box are discussions of puppetry and letting things inside, as well as just generalised harassment. I’m really just minding my business here. Come on.
CAMBRIAN: I have many associates who I would defend with my life. They may be discussed here. You are welcome to ask questions about them, and I’ll answer, though I won’t provide personal information for anyone without their consent. Anyone I might mention will be tagged as follows:
Positive features of my life:
Peridot (<3 219)
Anya
Marrella
Ankleiden
Scomberomorini
Covenant
Amdahl
Gompers
Blackjack
Matricaria
Matched
Opuntia
Appellative
Attercop
Hex
Negative features of my life:
Melpomene
Lepidoptera
Zealot
KC
CAMBRIAN: KC gets discussed directly since it uses this blog to argue with every post I make about them anyway, and therefore they have its own tag. Incidentally, I know you are reading this. Get off of my account for Mind’s sake. You have your own.
CAMBRIAN: there is also Anecdotal, but I do not really know which list that goes in yet. It’s… complicated.
CAMBRIAN: I tag all my posts with “Quoth the Thief” because… well… I’m saying it. KC, who staunchly refuses to get off of my Mind-damned account, tags theirs with “Knowledgeable Communication”. Personally I think that’s extremely pretentious, but whatever.
CAMBRIAN: I don’t know what else to say here really, unless you want my death count or hobbies. Have fun, be normal, do not make this unbearable
