Savor the flavor of failure, fools!

Call me Sleepy or Hush| mid 20s | they/them | DO NOT ASK ME TO REBLOG YOUR SIGNAL BOOSTS. ASKS WILL BE IGNORED. | why is it called oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

[sludge-wizard]

New, updated commissions sheet, hot off the griddle!

I do commissions through Kofi now! https://ko-fi.com/sludgewizard/commissions

[prokopetz]

They say that sudden, intense cravings for very specific foods are usually a sign of a vitamin deficiency. If so, that I'm presently making myself french toast, scrambled eggs, and a bacon and cheese sandwich at 11:45 PM must mean the vitamin I'm missing is grease.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Not to put too fine a point on it but Fat is a macronutrient. Like you need a lot more mass of it every day than all the vitamins combined. Like haha funny post but no really Fat is a nutrient yes your body is craving vitamin grease.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

[ambergrief]

me when i log onto www.youtube.con

[freezybreezyy]

[alienategi5m0]

Rocker girl

[fidelcostco]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

[mushroom-soup-is-my-religion]

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

[fandomfishbish]

i foand my boit suttufuhcut an’ it says oim fouah

[gracefuldisasters]

Recovery time

As much as I would LOVE to do the other chapters, that isn't feasible atm. But maybe I can do a lil bit at a time. We'll see!

[xanaxfarts]

近藍蓋小菇 Mycena Subcyanocephala fungi translates to the "blue-head" and measures at only a single millimeter.

[crimsonflowerz]

that one friend who isn't going to survive tonight

[crimsonflowerz]

turn around bro lol

[commiemoth]

fruice,,, 🥭🍎🍏🍑🍐🍊🍇🍓

,,, vegdebles 🥦🍆🥑🥒🥔🥕🫑🌽

[disgustinggf]

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[grox]

The CIA did some neferpitou shit to charlie kirk & now they got him in a lab covered in frankenstein stitches using his body to train S.J.W Bush

[allegedly-human]

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

[mango-kitty-art]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[queermasculine]

man up and lez out