Savor the flavor of failure, fools!

Call me Sleepy or Hush| mid 20s | they/them | DO NOT ASK ME TO REBLOG YOUR SIGNAL BOOSTS. ASKS WILL BE IGNORED. | why is it called oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

[sludge-wizard]

New, updated commissions sheet, hot off the griddle!

If you have questions, you can shoot me an email at [email protected], and I can message your tumblr to make communication easier.

[luxwing]

Whenever I hear someone say "the woke mob" I have to stop myself from laughing because even today all I can think of is this fucking tweet

[luxwing]

Happy Pride to the Woke Mob

[creekfiend]

if someone is selling womens underpants and they're calling them "boxer briefs" or "boy shorts" and the underpants in question do not cover BOTH of your ENTIRE ASS CHEEKS, you should be allowed to either sue or kill them

you can't trick me. I know what most boys shorts do, and that is cover BOTH of their ENTIRE ASS CHEEKS, unless they specifically go out of their way to acquire Extra Sexy Underpants

middle finger emoji

[wizardshark]

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

[saspitite]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

[mellifexfarm]

behold my ugly

[everythingfox]

A paid actor

[northirish]

Vote for me and I will make werewolves real

[northirish]

Top scientists wil work hard round the clock to make it a reality

[northirish]

Bottom scientists as well

[kittydealer]

u/Fine-Dog-9874

[jfny]

@kittybroker

[kittybroker]

The black hole absorbing all that meets it’s path! Not even the market is safe from it’s overpowering reach! Get sucked into this kitty for exactly 0 dollars today!

[hungwy]

one final cadaveric spasm for the idiot pigiron husk that was prototype "pjackk" jack

[paperandpencilsandskips]

How would history change if John f Kennedy was killed by registeel

[psychomaniac14]

well first off, pokemon would be real

[paperandpencilsandskips]

Only registeel would be real in this hypothetical

[technikki]

new personality test dropped

[elesketchii]

bye i’m not finishing this

[sleepygaymaiden]

Yeah my belly is visible when I reach up for something. Rub it and you'll get good luck forever.

[foone]

Baginaplasty

[goodgirl-inc]

[sophiesalacia]

[pangur-and-grim]

I’m not trying to be rude, but she just looks fucking stupid

[ragmana]

Says the owner of this fucking thing

[pangur-and-grim]

YOU CAN'T WEAPONIZE THAT PHOTO!!!!

[ask-pacman]

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

[sludge-wizard]