my therapist thinks i’m funny

and i’m friends with all the receptionists

[bluvioletbird]

Kitty fo tonight

[bluvioletbird]

Really important update

[dirtreally]

[shamebats]

Migraine sufferers will be like "it's not like I'm disabled or anything, it's just that if I do any of these normal everyday things other people do all the time, my head explodes. But I'm fine honestly, as long as I avoid doing anything ever and my environment and the weather never changes, then my head explodes a little less"

[userfish]

hey you 🫵 have you washed your water bottle lately? 🫵 it’s getting hot and mold is going to grow 🫵 wash it 🫵

[loveridden1999]

i could never get a botox because i love looking at people with a frown & disgusted look

[inkatesbush]

they're saying spending 2 hours in the word doc changing words slightly to be more specific and evocative and moving endless commas around is one of the most noble and respected things that you can do

[tvuniverse]

HACKS -> 1x06 | New Eyes

[shnehollander]

“And there is, of course, one person who really made it happen. And that's my head writer, Ava Daniels. And I've been asked to fire her by the head of this company. I refuse to fire her. And not just because she's my creative partner, but because it's a slippery slope. A few days ago, I agreed to cut a joke I made to protect Ethan Sommers and the studio's interests. And now I'm being asked to fire someone I love who did nothing wrong.”

[travalicious]

[eloiscbridgerton]

HACKS 5.06 – Quik Scribbl

[hellagross]

[magneatio]

image i reference nearly every day

[catsofyore]

Bubble & Squeak. Undated postcard from my collection.

[bimmyjimmy]

He’s using my head as a pillow

[bimmyjimmy]

Now he’s asleep.. i might be stuck like thus

[sceptixfakemon]

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]