Mermaids, Meme Aids

🤍 monika 🤍 🤍 she/her 🤍 aspiring mermaid 🤍 30 y.o 🤍 Picrew icon by @lullindo on twitter 🤍

[k-uwaiti-deactivated20210813]

don’t ask me “wyd” u know i’m at home deteriorating

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[lanotteviene]

my best friend linen my brother in arms cotton my partner wool my beautiful sister silk

[lanotteviene]

our sick deranged enemy polyester....

[threeture]

the demon lord, prince of lies, "Vegan Leather"...

[stealthetrees]

I think Rocky named Grace ‘Dumbass’ or ‘Idiot’ or something and then just never changed it. Then when they get to Erid he’s so used to calling his alien friend ‘Shithead Moron’ that when he introduces him to a large crowd they’re all like ‘woah man what the fuck’ and ‘that’s not nice!’ and ‘you can’t say that bro that’s too mean’ and Rocky has to awkwardly explain to Grace why they’re upset. Grace, who is now very familiar with Rocky’s standard vocabulary, laughs until he is crying on the floor and can’t breath, which makes all the other Eridians panic while Rocky stands there yelling at Grace that it’s not that funny asshole.

[dramatic-dolphin]

that fictional woman would NOT get pregnant.

[splattergutz]

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

[turnipfritters]

[yms1]

do u ever miss your own energy. like damn what happened to me

[tim-official]

dragonforce equals dragonmass times dragonacceleration

[cloudabserk]

grace is like rocky be honest am i too clingy? and rocky is like grace i would mind meld with you if i could.

[edgebug]

"grace. grace! grace give attention. rocky perform human ritual of escape closet now. statement."

"come again?"

"i learn more from thinking machine. human gender preference. attraction to same gender, means word 'gay.' all eridian same gender." rocky stands straight up. "rocky come out to grace now. all rocky plural gay, statement."

"...wow, that's... rock, i'm not sure it makes much sense to apply human ideas of sexual orientation to a monogendered species."

a long and judgmental pause. then:

"grace HOMOPHOBIC, question????"

[trenchkoat]

[7-inches-of-satanic-panic]

k but imagine Rocky wanting to learn about how humans became the apex predators of their planet so he has Grace “hunt” him in the biodome as an experiment and during it he thinks Grace isn’t trying or taking it seriously which is bad bad bad because this is for research purposes

only for Rocky to get more and more tired as the experiment goes on just to realize that Grace isn’t which makes him panic so he puts as much distance as he can between them and finds a (hopefully) safe spot to sleep and when he wakes up the human is crouching over him like “got youuu” and Rocky has never shrieked so damn loud before in his life

[blueumbriel]

[WIP] Some snippets from some things I'm working on lol

[thecherrieo]

Bloodymary….

[lavender-pez]

they have wormed their way into my head

[abstractredd]

chapter 11 of "the softest echo" is out! been having some wrist pain so no full color illustration this time OTL

excerpt below!

[squeebo]

Roommate AU - Grace sick..????

[i-am-a-fish]

you're cute and it's tuesday

[glassvase]

I'm cute and it's tuesday