don't belong to no city.

pepper • 30 they/them

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[tubeteevee]

happy 10th birthday spiders georg

[porkyminch-deactivated20130907]

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

[theghostiedyke]

[suigintou]

manifesting

[dungeonsanddragonsfifthedition]

medication should be free. yes including that one.

[monsterhospital]

goncharov is a new powerful weapon for girls who keep accidentally going out with self identified "film buffs"

[sophielovesbooks]

How old were you at the lowest point in your life? Reblog this and put it in the tags, plus your current age maybe. I'm trying to see something.

[sunfortune]

tumblr is about to be the social media equivalent of that olympic skater who won gold bc everyone in front of him fell over

[sunfortune]

played the long game with this quote

[tealesbian]

absolutely obsessed with this image

[dressesandyarn]

This is literally Kansas City.

[k0weaponmaster]

[thestoryofaslut]

Bro wake up 116 new genders just dropped

[p1ss]

[ejacutastic]

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

[biszumletzten]

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

[demonsnakes-deactivated20160829]

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

[brightlotusmoon]

@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.

[scruffpuppy]

please bring back 2014 indie pop (i could care less that a few of these songs were pre or post the 2014 era if the song fits it fits)

cecelia and the satellite by andrew mcmahon in the wilderness

i wanna get better by bleachers

cigarette daydreams by cage the elephant

ways to go by grouplove

girls by the 1975

miracle mile by cold war kids

take a walk by passion pit

little talks by of monsters and men

tongue tied by grouplove

midnight city by m83

undercover martyn by two door cinema club

i can talk by two door cinema club

young blood by the naked and famous

kids by mgmt

1901 by phoenix

young folks by peter bjorn and john

daylight by matt & kim

animal by neon trees

stolen dance by milky chance

out of my league by fitz and the tantrums

talk too much by coin

greek tragedy by the wombats

chocolate by the 1975

anna sun by walk the moon

everybody talks by neon trees

what you know by two door cinema club

dancing on glass by st lucia

[writeouswriter]

[markv5]

– Смотри: я сфинкс….

[littleoldariel]

Can someone please translate this I feel like it’s important

[redportrait]

“look: i’m a sphinx”

[ladyshinga]

you’re right that was important

[pointnclick]

sorry i never heard of that youtuber. i only watch woodworking videos and documentaries about doomed artic explorations

[garlandgerard]

FYI, since people still don’t seem to fucking get this, but joking about “lizard people” “secretly controlling the government” is inherently antisemitic. it never wasn’t antisemitic. do your fucking research, don’t start wailing and shitting yourself when people call you out about the rhetoric you’re using. jesus fucking christ

[mayadawn]

Spicy Miso Portobello Burger (Vegan) - Recipe by Feasting at Home

[yesterdaysprint]

The New York Times, New York, January 3, 1897

[bathtimefunduck]

History in a nutshell