I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly
Demön
When an NPC warns chaotic-aligned players to not do something
I lose it at the cheerful “Fuck you, Goat-Man!” every damn time.

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I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly
Demön
When an NPC warns chaotic-aligned players to not do something
I lose it at the cheerful “Fuck you, Goat-Man!” every damn time.
Chosen.
If this were to happen to me i would burst into tears
ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾
This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.
the sheer amount of Fucks Not Given in these photos is creating a Black Hole Of Ungiven Fucks, sucking in all the bullshit over the Fuck You event horizon and trapping it so the bullshit can’t escape. It’s gorgeous.
Capitalists will have children go without food before they give up even the tiniest part of their wealth.
I’ve actually asked Republicans why they’re against feeding children. They believe the kids are hungry because their parents aren’t working hard enough. Republicans think people will work harder if their children are hungry. In other words, they believe it’s okay to TORTURE CHILDREN to get their parents to do what they want.
re-reblogging because THAT’S SOME SOCIOPATHIC SHIT
Freshmen college housing is so chaotic because it’s really the only situation I can think of where a person who gives so little shit about anyone else that they’d have sex with someone while someone else is trying to sleep five feet away, and a person who is so painfully shy that’d they wouldn’t be able to even speak up about it so they’d just let it happen
Could end up roommates.
And then they both just live like that for a year
Rent is 12,000 dollars
Joe.
Talk shit get hit.
best delivery of a verbal bitch slap in cinematic history.
I don’t understand why you would gif this scene but cut off the actual verbal bitch slap.
Viscount: [angrily] “Sir, you will find the word ‘fear’ is not in my vocabulary!”
Joe: [stonefaced] “Perhaps. But it’s in your eyes.”
Concept: it’s been five years since we got married. I’m finally starting to excel in my dream career. We both make enough money to thrive. Our house isn’t huge, but it’s perfect for us and our animals. We sprawl out on the couch together. I’m reading, and you’re playing video games. When I look at you, all I can do is smile and run my thumb across your fingers. We did it. This is all I could ever ask for.
i think we really need to add:
BITCH THAT FUCKING SECOND ONE
Ay man we lookin at them dark eyes like are you ok cauuuusseeeeee
It’s all the stress from you demons that cause the dark eyes
So Jack Black got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and was posing for pictures and
The face of a man who knew exactly what he was doing when they panned over his outfit.
car commercials: Smooth. *over footage of it driving on a mountain road* Luxurious. Powerful. Godlike. This Car Is The Secret To Your Happiness. Buy It And Transcend Human Emotion
jewel commercials: WOW! REAL PRIME 45-CARAT STERLING SILVER WITH PEARLS FORGED IN ATLANTIS! CALL NOW TO BUY IT FOR OOOOONLY $100!!! HALF OFF!!!!!!! LIMITED EDITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! INSTANT CLASS FOR CHEAP CHEAP PRICES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
waterpark commercials: Come for a weekend of family enjoyment! :) Splash! Bash! Laugh! :)) Teens and adults alike agree that this park is fun for all ages! *wolf noise* You’ll come visit! You’ll come visit! You’ll come visit!
restaurant commercials: Its Back
Get it aunt sue!
This is how I’m trying to be the minute I turn 40
I feel like I’m already at least five of the items on this list
“The screaming is happening to them”
who would win in a fight
i think everyone in england is just voice acting or something i dont think people actually sound like that
hey op can I politely ask which country you’re from?
peppa pig boutta say something racist
Anne Hathaway in Ocean’s 8 (2018) Dir. Gary Ross
god all american kids cartoons really do have that one outstandingly scary episode no matter what do u guys fucking remember this
Repressed it until now! Thanks!