All of us are Heroes.

Leader of Camp, Model Status. Jerkface with a big package. Care to play ball? Extra towels are going to cost you. Remember, I'm not your friend... Training starts at eight. Be Ready Campers. 

[campleaderluke]

Hey Campers

“Ready to party?”

[thebluefoodofpercy]

Thalia x Luke

Requested by @justalittlewonderstruck

~my edit

[rodrigoseaburre-deactivated2018]

[thelonghotsummer-deactivated201]

Honestly, this is the most helpful thing I’ve ever seen on tumblr.

…well maybe besides the coconut oil uses

[virtuheaux]

I want the zombie. Holy shit

[bando--grand-scamyon]

why would anybody wanna drink liquor and tomato juice

[campleaderluke]

I really need a drink.

[campleaderluke]

He nodded, all those statements were true, “Blaine was the best, also the hottest. And I am lonely as all hell. I hate not knowing anyone here anymore, and I’ve driven a few trucks, I have a porsche myself.” 

[theoriginalbadass]

“I understand what it’s like to be lonely. Most of my friends live in New York. They rarely visit and I’m terrible at keeping in touch with ‘em. If they knew how chummy we were getting, they’d probably freak out. Though, once they got to know you again, they’d be okay.” Puck grabbed a rag and began to clean the counter. “Dude, that’s awesome! Such a nice car.”

[campleaderluke]

“I’m excited.” He slurred, “Well you should drive me home in your truck and maybe sometime I’ll let you drive mine.” He said happily as he grabbed his glass and polished it off. “Alright, lovely, done... another?”

[campleaderluke]

Okay, I will reply in the AM.

SLEEP NOW. 

xoxo

[spongebob-daily]

[campleaderluke]

I really need a drink.

[campleaderluke]

“Oh trust me, I’m an ex warbler, we are all well known for holding our liquor.” He snickered and swayed a bit, “Yeah I guess it is the middle of the week. Why I decided to come out tonight? No idea.” He laughed, “I like trucks.” 

[theoriginalbadass]

“Yeah, Blaine was really good at holding his liquor. Hmm, just a guess, but you were lonely and wanted to get drunk?” Puck chuckled. “I’m glad ya do. I love my truck. Best purchase I ever made.”

[campleaderluke]

He nodded, all those statements were true, “Blaine was the best, also the hottest. And I am lonely as all hell. I hate not knowing anyone here anymore, and I’ve driven a few trucks, I have a porsche myself.” 

[kechawacha]

2016 is the new 2012, here’s the evidence for my theory:

i saw bernie sanders flower crown edits on my dash

i just saw marina and the diamonds lyrics in a pixel wordbubble on my dash

undertale is the new budding homestuck fandom, complete with shipping wars, ignoring girl characters in favor of m/m ships, weird insistence that the troll horns/skeleton bones are sexually sensitive, grey facepaint being used to cosplay certain characters, octopimp-esque voice acting, videos of clips from other things with sprites pasted on top, and nsfw audio posts

a new dangan ronpa game is supposed to be coming out

kylo ren is the new loki

[campleaderluke]

I really need a drink.

[campleaderluke]

“Well then, If you’re driving me then I probably should continue drinking, and tip you very, very well.” He nodded and ordered another whiskey sour. He scrolled through his phone but realized there wasn’t anything interesting on it, his eyes scanned around the bar. “So, why is it empty? Small town things?”

[theoriginalbadass]

“I’m down with that. I promise not to drive too fast. Don’t want ya throwing up in my truck.” He grabbed Sebastian’s glass and refilled it. “We’re usually pretty dead on Wednesdays. Our busiest nights are Friday through Sunday.”

[campleaderluke]

“Oh trust me, I’m an ex warbler, we are all well known for holding our liquor.” He snickered and swayed a bit, “Yeah I guess it is the middle of the week. Why I decided to come out tonight? No idea.” He laughed, “I like trucks.” 

[campleaderluke]

I really need a drink.

[campleaderluke]

“Okay fine, fine.” He agreed after a few moments of persuasion. “If it’s not far, I can totally walk to the hotel, I’m hardly in a rush.” He chuckled happily.  

[theoriginalbadass]

“I’ll take you to your hotel. I don’t want my future roomie tumbling into some bushes on the way home. Take as much time as you need, dude. We’re not closing for a couple more hours. As you can see, we’re dead and if you weren’t here, I’d be bored out of my mind.”

[campleaderluke]

“Well then, If you’re driving me then I probably should continue drinking, and tip you very, very well.” He nodded and ordered another whiskey sour. He scrolled through his phone but realized there wasn’t anything interesting on it, his eyes scanned around the bar. “So, why is it empty? Small town things?”

[campleaderluke]

I really need a drink.

[campleaderluke]

He nodded as he felt his head swirl slightly. “I’m staying a little ways away, at the hotel in the center of town.” He was stunned, “No you have to let me pay for them, I was intending on paying for them when I walked in here, you can’t do this to me Puck.” He whined feeling the graciousness of his host, but also the need to do the right thing. 

[theoriginalbadass]

“Oh cool. I’ve been there once…I think.” Puck frowned and shook his head. “Nope, listen to me. If you pay for these drinks, I’ll have to kick you out. And we wouldn’t want that to happen ‘cause it would make things awkward. Super awkward. I’m not even sure we could handle the awkwardness.”

[campleaderluke]

“Okay fine, fine.” He agreed after a few moments of persuasion. “If it’s not far, I can totally walk to the hotel, I’m hardly in a rush.” He chuckled happily.  

[campleaderluke]

I really need a drink.

[campleaderluke]

“If we keep this up I’m going to need a cab to my hotel.” He laughed brightly again and listened to the boy talk, “Of course, please don’t even worry about it.” He waved away the thanks, he appreciated it but it was not needed. The young man took the drink and raised it in the air, “Alright new roomie, I’m in town for a couple of more days and then we can discuss plans to have you move out. I’m glad that I can help you with this chapter of your life.”

[theoriginalbadass]

“I think you might need a cab anyways. The whiskey you’re drinking is pretty strong. I’ll call you a cab before we close up and give you enough money to be able to pay the cab driver. Oh, and your drinks are on the house.” Puck grinned when Sebastian called him his “new roomie.” It’d be nice living with someone again. “Where are you staying? You’re going to get real tired of me saying this, but thank you again. I promise that’s the last time I say thank you…tonight.”

[campleaderluke]

He nodded as he felt his head swirl slightly. “I’m staying a little ways away, at the hotel in the center of town.” He was stunned, “No you have to let me pay for them, I was intending on paying for them when I walked in here, you can’t do this to me Puck.” He whined feeling the graciousness of his host, but also the need to do the right thing. 

[campleaderluke]

I really need a drink.

[campleaderluke]

Seb drank down his drink more. “Yeah we can worry about that later, I mean it’s probably the whiskey which is making me very generous, but honestly I hate my flat for being empty all the time.” 

[theoriginalbadass]

“Well if that’s the reason, let me get you some more whiskey,” Puck replied, chuckling. “I haven’t had a roommate since Finn died. I can definitely keep to myself if need be.” A smile formed on his lips. “Thanks, man, for the offer. I really, um, appreciate it. And I promise to pay you back somehow, someday.”

[campleaderluke]

“If we keep this up I’m going to need a cab to my hotel.” He laughed brightly again and listened to the boy talk, “Of course, please don’t even worry about it.” He waved away the thanks, he appreciated it but it was not needed. The young man took the drink and raised it in the air, “Alright new roomie, I’m in town for a couple of more days and then we can discuss plans to have you move out. I’m glad that I can help you with this chapter of your life.”

[campleaderluke]

I really need a drink.

[campleaderluke]

“You know, if you come with me to L.A. I could help you get through college, I have some networks that could hook you up with a local school, at least it would be a degree, you could bunk with me… it would be a new life. Lima? It’s nice but I feel like you could be used for bigger and better things. Don’t you think?” 

[theoriginalbadass]

Puck nodded his head. “Yeah, I agree. But how would I ever be able to repay you? I’ve got a little money saved up, but I know it’s nowhere near the amount four years of college would cost.” Who would have thought Sebastian and him would get along after all of these years?

[campleaderluke]

Seb drank down his drink more. “Yeah we can worry about that later, I mean it’s probably the whiskey which is making me very generous, but honestly I hate my flat for being empty all the time.” 

[campleaderluke]

I really need a drink.

[campleaderluke]

“Well of course. I mean, yeah I was an ass… I’m still an ass, I’m less of an ass… I have a great fucking ass.” He roared with laughter and finished his drink signaling to Puck to bring him another. “Yeah well when Finn died we all got a real look what life truly is.” He sighed, “I decided to turn a new leaf and struggle on the youths of life. Made a lot of mistakes in college, but you had to do that. It’s college.” 

[theoriginalbadass]

Puck smirked at the man’s joke before quickly refilling Sebastian’s glass. He sighed at the mention of Finn. He’d never completely get over the loss of his best friend. “Yeah…Finn dying was a wake up call for all of us. I actually went to college for a semester before dropping out because I couldn’t afford it. I’m pretty sure Finn would have wanted me to continue my education.”

[campleaderluke]

“You know, if you come with me to L.A. I could help you get through college, I have some networks that could hook you up with a local school, at least it would be a degree, you could bunk with me... it would be a new life. Lima? It’s nice but I feel like you could be used for bigger and better things. Don’t you think?” 

[campleaderluke]

I really need a drink.

[campleaderluke]

“Yeah I’m actually working in the police department right now, hopefully something super amazing will come up soon.” He smiled and shrugged, “You’re doing fine. Lima is a great place.” He laughed, “Well if you want to make it out to L.A. someday, I have a nice flat out there.” 

[theoriginalbadass]

“Eh, Lima’s alright. I guess living here my whole life has made me a bit bitter.” Puck’s eyes grew wide at the mention Sebastian’s flat. “Wait, you’d let me crash at your place? I mean, we weren’t exactly friends in high school, which was basically your fault. Almost blinding Blaine wasn’t your finest hour. But you seem to be in a much better place now.”

[campleaderluke]

“Well of course. I mean, yeah I was an ass... I’m still an ass, I’m less of an ass... I have a great fucking ass.” He roared with laughter and finished his drink signaling to Puck to bring him another. “Yeah well when Finn died we all got a real look what life truly is.” He sighed, “I decided to turn a new leaf and struggle on the youths of life. Made a lot of mistakes in college, but you had to do that. It’s college.” 

[campleaderluke]

I really need a drink.

[campleaderluke]

Sebastian sipped on the drink and smiled, “I’m good. Nothing new finally finished with college. Finished with a law degree, to the hails of my father.” He rolled his eyes, “I can’t believe I became him.” He took another chug of his drink. “Do you like it here?” 

[theoriginalbadass]

“Congrats, dude! Look at you becoming a fancy lawyer. Whodathought you’d be practicing law?” Puck shrugged as he scanned the bar. “I guess so. I honestly didn’t think I’d still be in Lima at this point. Maybe someday I’ll make it to L.A.”

[campleaderluke]

“Yeah I’m actually working in the police department right now, hopefully something super amazing will come up soon.” He smiled and shrugged, “You’re doing fine. Lima is a great place.” He laughed, “Well if you want to make it out to L.A. someday, I have a nice flat out there.”