non-stop heavy rock eat shit suck cock

hi my name is ariana/kecha/vera and now i'm a jerk and everybody loves me my main/art only

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toxins and sludge toxins and sludge im a little lad who loves toxins and sludge

[memecage]

[tibets]

[rslashrats]

really big fan of this piece

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[etrosgate]

light: if you won’t take off the handcuffs can you at least stop eating cookies in the bed we have to share, you leave crumbs and it’s really gross to sleep in 

L:

[unclefather]

[robotz]

[robotz]

[kechawacha]

me: what’s your favorite movie my bf: Ready Player One me: ghrhghr my bf: i like the video game references me physically biting my knuckles: GNUUUHHHH

[theweirdwideweb]

[queerdungeons]

gollums loincloth is like 2 inches of toilet paper and he’s hopping around like disneys quasimodo doing acrobatics and we as an audience are narrowly spared from seeing his peepee but you cannot you CANNOT argue that sam and frodo didnt see it at least once!! they didn’t want to but they didn’t have things like camera angles to save them they probably saw gollums swinging little meat sack a hundred times and both of them just decided to never ever mention it

[lesserjoke]

did they decide to never ever mention it or are they talking about it constantly every time the camera cuts away? we the audience get to decide and that’s why i think fiction is so powerful

[slatestarscratchpad]

Reasons I Would Give For Declining Your Social Event If I Were Honest

“It sounds fun, but I have an event the weekend before, and that would mean I have to go two weeks straight without having a weekend really free.”

“It sounds fun now, but if I say yes, then I’ll have to go, and what if I don’t want to at the time?“

“It sounds fun, but it’s on Saturday, and that’s the only day I can drink coffee without it either interfering with work or risking interfering with sleep on a worknight, and I really want to be able to enjoy my coffee-drinking in peace.”

“If I said yes, then all the time from now until then I’d be thinking ‘oh, got to go to that social event later’ and it would prevent me from really relaxing.”

“It’s pretty short, but what if it cuts my day into two pieces and neither piece is long enough for it to seem worth getting work done in it?”

“I only want to go because there will be attractive people there, and that seems like an unvirtuous reason to go to something.”

“If I went, that would make it seem like I’m the sort of person who usually goes to things, and it would be even harder to come up with a polite and plausible sounding excuse the next time.”

[small-chekov]

if ur hands are cold it’s just ur ghost boyfriend holding ur hand

[mhevet]

my f

[mhevet]

my feet are cold

[mhevet]

[normalshrimp]

my pee pee is TINY

my pee pee is SMALL

my pee be shaped

like a NERF™ football

[normalshrimp]

my pee pee stay little

my pee pee stay soft

my pee pee polygonal 

just like lara croft

[dudeholdmybeer-deactivated20180]

damn this song slaps

[normalshrimp]

get your phones out

and get your little fingies tapping

dial 1-800-my-pee-pee-is-slapping

[dudeholdmybeer-deactivated20180]

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[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

one time i got mugged and that’s the day i realized there are just too many actually bad people in the world for any of us to be worried about furries. oh no they wanna be a wolf and date a lemur……. cool did they mug you? no? why are you concerned it’s not your business

[kechawacha]

me to my coworkers: i love you!!!!!! my boss back: i love you too, ariana! me, tearing up: d-dad?