Puckasaurus

Indie Noah Puckerman from Fox's Glee. Semi-Selective. Multifandom & multiverse. est. 2012

[theoriginalbadass]

MUSE: Noah Puckerman FANDOM: Glee FC: Tom Maden MUN: David. He/Him. 34. IMPORTANT STUFF: Rules. Verses. Basic Info. Biography. OTHER BLOG: Fred Jones (@trapenthusiast​) fc: Lucas Till

[oceansprompts]

RP MUSE VALENTINE’S APPLICATION.

your name:

Romantic or platonic?:

A night in or dinner out or an activity?:

Ice cream or chocolate covered strawberries?:

What's your perfect date?:

Would you cook for me?:

Would you let me cook for you?:

Can we make-out?:

Make out in private or in public?:

Do you like to cuddle?:

Blankets or no blankets for cuddling?:

Couch or bed?:

What are at least 3 hobbies of yours?:

Tell me something about you no else knows:

Why do you want to be my valentine?:

What makes you a good Valentine?:

[theoriginalbadass]

continued from here [x] - @ttheagcd

Puck lets out a sigh of relief. He'd been so nervous to admit this to Alex, but now that didn't matter. They both loved one another. He grins before leaning in and kissing the other male on the lips. "Hmm, now what?" he asks when they break apart, nearly a minute later.

[theoriginalbadass]

continued from here [x] - @inthesp0tlight

Puck chuckled as he caught the beer MJ had tossed at him. "Thanks," he replied, before opening the alcoholic beverage and drinking from it.

"Girl trouble? MJ, when have I ever had trouble with the ladies?" he pondered, as he looked over at the redhead. "On second thought, don't answer that." He sighed and bit his lip. "Listen, if I tell ya something, this stay's between us, right?"

[theoriginalbadass]

So glad the p.orn b.ots are back….NOT! 🙄

[valcntines]

this is a social experiment reblog this if u were rping on tumblr before 2016

[theoriginalbadass]

It's been quite sometime that I've done anything on here other than lurk (and it's usually been on my phone) so trying to remember how to do certain things on here has been uh interesting!

[oceansprompts]

text message prompts

[text] You okay?

[text] GO TO BED!

[text] hey you better be alive in there

[text] SOS save me please holy shit

[text] call me this date is going so bad

[text] I have way too much shit to do.

[text] Honestly I'm really worried about you.

[text] Why are you trending on Twitter?

[text] Please let me come over and pet your (pet).

[text] We are in the same building, you could come talk to me.

[text] It's not going to work out.

[text] This is a terrible idea.

[text] people have fetishes

[text] They really do crucify anyone these days huh

[text] I don't know why but that really means me want to stab you

[text] That movie was awful.

[text] For the love of god please help me

[text] I fucked up. I fucked up really bad.

[text] I'm blocking you.

[text] YOU ONE BRAINCELLED BITCH

[text] I regret swiping right.

[text] Everyone lies on their dating profiles.

[text] That absolutely can't be an actual picture of you.

[text] This forced open my third eye and I saw the devil

[text] I'm like a child in line for the newest fucked up disney ride

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[text] That's just all fucking sorts of fucked up

[text] Why are we here? To suffer? Every other day I get messages that cause pain

[text] In the department of old man fucking, we've got you beat.

[text] have you gotten any work done?

[text] I am beyond shame, try again

[text] You left your left your underwear at my place.

[text] Don't you dare put this on Facebook.

[text] My brother in Christ you're being haunted

[text] I want to wring you like a wet towel and slap you against a wall

[text] The mind is weak but the body is funky

[text] I'm a zombie the law can't stop me.

[text] Jealous of my massive honkers

[text] We left you to die to play minecraft

[text] She would never ever take away one of these stupid fucking hats

[text] I puked all over the Uber driver's backseat.

[text] I just took a screenshot of that and posted it to Reddit

[text] You said you'd be right back and it's been months.

[text] Can't we talk about this face to face?

[text] Yeah, you'll come learn I just have a thing for milk

[text] Why did you like one of my pics from 2014?

[text] Now's as good a time as any to exchange nudes.

[text] Why would you send me an eggplant emoji?

[text] I write five paragraphs, pouring my heart out, and all you reply with is k?!

[text] Who would dare to lie on the internet?

[text] When I die, please delete all my shit off the internet

[text] He's so hot, I briefly started texting like a straight person

[text] And because I'm god and I've decided that; no, in fact, I'm not done.

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[text] I know you love bloopy reggae jams, now is not the time.

[text] You better not be standing catatonic in your room again.

[text] God has abandoned his children but unfortunately for you I pay child support and I will smite thee.

[text]: My neighbor just told me he can fix my water heater for 50 bucks. I’m skeptical.

[text]: Do you have any idea how much it costs to buy apples? I paid 10 dollars for 6.

[text]: I mean, I wouldn’t say I have a problem with buying Squishmallows..

[text]: Hey, so you know how you told me no dog? *sends pic* I don’t do well with no’s.

[text] Stuart Little is a bitch and Remy could take him any day.

[text]: My roommate just said that Lola Bunny is hot. I’m moving out.

[text]: Hey I posted that vid of you drunk, singing Ariana Grande, wearing all black and people said not to do it again. Sorry.

[text]: Do you think the price is ever right? Like, I feel like it’s not.

[text]: I booped your nose. Boop the last five people you texted or–nothing happens really.

[text]: I’m actually in the ER and it’s a long story that involves Best Day Ever from spongebob.

[text]: I fucking hate you–wait you’re not my ex. Who are you?

[text]: You ever ask yourself if birds see a bee and just go ‘wow a bee’? im high.

[text]: sometimes all i think about is–sour patch kids. bet you thought it was you.

[text]: I love you—not as much as I love my dog. But still a lot!

[text]: I found a cat on the way home and now it’s mine. But it hates my guts so this should be fun.

[text]: I have questions about the marvel cinematic universe…how long do you have?

[text]: why do donald duck and winnie the pooh not have to wear pants but other people do?

[text]: Hey you know that show floor is lava? I may have turned the apartment into that..this isn’t a joke, btw. the floor is sticky.

[text]: I bought too much soap off etsy and now I don’t know what to do with it…I smell like Captain America.

[text]: On a scale of one to ten, how many drinks would you need to sleep with me? This isn’t a tiktok trend…or it is.

[meteor-mashed-archive2020]

me: i only ship with chemistry

also me:

[theoriginalbadass]

It's my 12 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

So my 12 year anniversary was actually on June 27th 😅…I know I haven’t rped in insert how many months it’s been here (I’m not going to figure it out ‘cause it’ll make me sad), but I’m still amazed I’ve had this blog for over 12 years! 😮

Next March it’ll be 10 years since Glee aired its series finale. And next December it’ll be 10 years since the M.ark S scandal broke. Like everyone else, when the news first broke, I was shocked, disgusted, and wasn’t sure if I would continue rping Puck… I’m glad I didn’t decide to stop. Because Glee, Puck, and the rp community have kinda been a lifesaver over the years (especially more recent years). Even though over the last x amount of years my activity has dropped (often times halted) I still love rping thee original badass, Mr. Noah Puckerman. Which is in part thanks to you guys. To everyone I’ve roleplayed with over the years, thank you for writing with me and helping me become a slightly better writer. ❤️

[rpshopkeepers-blog]

WHAT LOW ACTIVITY & SLOW REPLY MEANS:

it means i want to be here, i really do 

it means that i have, whether i like it or not, more important things to do than roleplay at the moment

it means that replies are going to sit for a moment

WHAT IT DOESN’T MEAN:

that i care any less

that i don’t want to talk / plot with you

that you aren’t allowed to IM me or ask for my disco

Sometimes Tumblr has to take a back burner, and that’s fine! Roleplay will still be here when we get back. So take that day to yourself. Don’t worry about drafts. Don’t worry about how “slow” you are being. Everything is okay!

[max1461]

My hobby? Oh I sort of, trade five paragraph persuasive essays with other people online. Fun? Sort of but it's mostly like, stressful. There's a lot of pressure in the recreational five paragraph essay world.

[theoriginalbadass]

Happy Valentine's Day! :D

Puck shows up at your front door wearing a tux and carrying a bouquet of roses and a box of chocolate. How would you respond?

[theoriginalbadass]

I miss ya’ll! 😔 *sighs* Hopefully I’ll be able to rp again soon! Lots going on and I’m emotionally/mentally drained.

[theoriginalbadass]

continued from here [x] - @unbearablyindifferent

[Text: Sarah] Heh, I didn't think you were up right now. 😅 Thought you'd get back to me in the morning.

[Text: Sarah] I tend to have my most important thoughts after midnight.

[Text: Sarah] 'Cause I'm cool like that. 😎

[theoriginalbadass]

My grandma died on Sunday. I’ve been feeling a whirlwind of emotions ever since. One second I’n doing ok and the next second I’m sad.

My dad is having some tests done on Monday (which is also my birthday). Hopefully the results from the tests will explain why he’s been feeling so weak and has lost a significant amount of weight.

Overall, 2023 has been pretty shitty. I’m trying to be strong, but at times I feel like I’m failing…

[theoriginalbadass]

I hope everyone had a nice Thanksgiving. Even though it was nice not having to work on Thanksgiving this year, there’s unfortunately a lot going on. My grandma (my mom’s mom) has been living in a memory care place basically ever since my mom died two years ago. Last Tuesday, along with my grandma’s caregivers, my dad and I made the difficult decision to put her in palliative care. Earlier today, we found out that my grandma has deteriorated rapidly (and quicker than we anticipated) and as of this afternoon, she will no longer be given her medications or food. She has had no appetite and has been refusing to take her meds. They have put her on morphine, so at least she won’t be in any pain.

In addition to my grandma being close to death, my dad’s health isn’t great. For over a month, he’s been feeling very weak and has lost a significant amount of weight. His doctor is concerned and my dad will be having some tests done next month. We’re both trying to be optimistic, but are a bit worried.

I’m sorry that I haven’t been doing anything on either of my blogs for a while now. I miss rping. I’ve just been dealing with a lot. I promise I will reply to messages and work on drafts eventually, just please be patient with me.