A New Way To Waste Time

[just-shower-thoughts]

A reality show where flat-earthers are sent out to explore and find the edge of the earth would probably get a solid viewership.

[lunarbaboon]

lunarbaboon

[just-shower-thoughts]

Tobacco companies kill their best customers and condom companies kill their future customers.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Homophobia is gay because you spend time thinking about what other people do with their penises

[thepigeongazette]

just calling it now

[fowllanguagecomics]

If it was anyone else I’d have a restraining order by now.

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[thesuperheroesnetwork]

Texts From Superheroes

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[can-enginerd]

Stupid science proving magic right.

[just-shower-thoughts]

In all vampire movies they had to use actors, because vampires are not visible on film.

[thepigeongazette]

I may be a little competitive

this happened like over two weeks ago, only just starting to feel my legs

Part two coming up!

[just-shower-thoughts]

The most depressing part about setting an alarm for work is the read-out “5.5 hours until alarm”.

[just-shower-thoughts]

You never actually stop clapping. The interval between two claps just increases.

[theory-0f-everything]

[youfunkybitchyou]

Lmao thought he was gonna kiss her on her forehead

[butchsandwich-deactivated201912]

I am fucking SCREECHING

[sergle]

@ochidump

[just-shower-thoughts]

Oral sex must have been a lot less popular before bathing daily became a thing

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

Drone with a low battery gets saved. [video]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If “toy story” had originally came out during the time of social media, the green aliens would have gotten a similar treatment to the minions.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Being reposted is the human equivalent to saying a joke that everybody ignores then someone else saying the exact same joke with the whole group cracking up.

[shencomix]