mm greem

I eat can tabs, offically. (he/they) MINOR

[can-tab-eater-offical]

Tomodachi window will probably change frequently depending on my mental state and mood :]

Heyo, I'm Asher :] (he/they)

You can call me:

Can tab/can tab eater/tabs

Asher (or shortenings such as ash)

maybe

Why am I an offical/why is my gimmick so specific?: @/grim-reaper-offical glam killed me into the officalverse in early June! I was previously ieatcantabs, hence the cromnch

Basic dnis idk dont be a dick

Fandom shit and other stuff under cut bc this is long enough

If you send me an ask, I might take a while for me to get the energy to answer it so uh sorry about that

However, I do like asks about:

Can tabs/can tab collections

My fandoms

Music

Other things as well, I don't bite (Unless you are a can tab)

Pinterest Ao3

Shows: Voltron, Toh, SU, Ninjago, Taskmaster, The good place, The summer Hikaru died, Fma:b, She-Ra, Community, Btvs and Angel, Ted Lasso, Deathnote, Sherlock, ATLA, Delicious in dungeon, Scott pilgrim takes off, Dr. Horrible's sing-along blog, TADC, Alien Stage, Mob Psycho 100

Favourite movies and Musicals: Starkid and Tcb (Specifics below), Heathers, The princess bride, Stardust, The dark crystal, Hamilton, EPIC, Lego ninjago movie, lego batman movie, Ghibli movies, Little shop of horrors, LOTR and The hobbit, Big hero 6, Dps, Once, Scott pilgrim vs. the world, Wayne's world, Goonies, PotO, Monty python and the holy grail, Suzume

Music: Radiohead, Csh, Mcr, Green day, Hole, Faith no more, Arcade fire, Depeche mode, Forest spirit sun on your back, Weezer, Jeff Buckley, IDKhow, Muse, Queen, Mastodon, TOOL, Toadies, Neutral milk hotel, The garden, The killers, The flaming lips, Garbage, The cure, Nirvana

Games: Ace attorney, Hades, Hades ii, DnD, Animal crossing, Stardew Valley, Legend of Zelda

Books: Simon Snow trilogy and Fangirl, FMA, Mistborn, The reckoners, Warbreaker, Space boy, theres more but I can't remember rn

Starkid musicals I've watched: Tgwdlm, Black friday, NPMD, Cinderella's castle, Firebringer, Starship, Twisted, Tto, Avpm, VHS Christmas carol, Workin' boys, all of Nightmare time

Tcb: Spies are forever, Solve-it squad

[junewild]

incredible innovations on the beverage front

[unyieldingsilence]

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[fsh3108336102]

chiikawa aj:aa

[o66k0l]

plz..u draw the best most sexiest buff rebel tillivan in the whole internet... plz more...i beg... the children are starving...

blesss

[can-tab-eater-offical]

yoo hoo

— @can-tab-offical

🤤🤤🤤

[iggykoopa666]

[can-tab-eater-offical]

the book we're reading in class: This character's parents own a Thai food restaurant.

the person i overheard talking about said character yesterday: "So he's Chinese, right?"

[frownyalfred]

things you might not know about ao3 but seem obvious in hindsight:

ao3 = archive of our own (three o’s)

the logo is “ao3” stylized

orphan_account isn’t one author but rather the name all accounts are given once they’re orphaned

bookmarks are public by default

once given, kudos can’t be taken back

drafts get automatically deleted quickly so use a different drafting platform to avoid that

you need an ao3 account to view locked fics and it doesn’t take long to apply & get one

ao3’s archive software is open source and free to use

you can change the way the site looks on your phone/computer

ao3 is run entirely on donations

no really, read why here

[svitomustdie]

So I watched backrooms recently...

I don't know why Texas, I just remembered that picture of Will with the Texas monument Х)

[can-tab-eater-offical]

@explodesmyhead will wood backrooms

[aishite-normally]

the art from december 2025 that i never got to finishing sorrey💔

[can-tab-eater-offical]

@explodesmyhead

[maribanny]

🎂🎀🧑‍❤️‍🧑

[0x1-deactivated20220826]

dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.

this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence

[afloweroutofstone]

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

[crapscicle]

[sister-hawk]

reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go

[yr-tiktok-mom]

[syrnyj]

[summer-fruits-and-cream]

[harbinger-of-silly]

All gays will go to hellsite

[king-of-oreo]

What if in hellsite but not gay

[punky-beaver-offical]

[king-of-oreo]

NO!

[avhira]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: A ga g t t at t t t ga T tag g a Ag agag Acctac ! T tag g a Ag agag Acctac

Closest match: Psylliodes chrysocephala genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Cabbage Stem Flea Beetle

(image source)

[graveexcitement]

[kebbopulos]

[spaghettihell]

[lesly-oh]

My fragile god, fading fast.

[rizsnt]

looking at someone who's not looking back 👽🎥🎙️

[fcntasmas]

nothing unsettles me more than like a good fic on ao3 with no opening notes and no end notes. nothing but story. who are you? where are you writing from. are you ok. who hurt you

[fcntasmas]

#i click onto the author’s dashboard and open all their other fics looking for notes on them#they are all similarly blank#i go to the author profile. it tells me the author joined in 2014 and nothing else#they have no bookmarks. they have one gift and it’s a bts fic from orphan_account. none of their own fics are bts fics.#this fic has altered me. i leave an unhinged comment then bookmark it and go stare out the window // via @elegantlyloquacious

[no-one-offical]

WTH. I know that author too!

[can-tab-eater-offical]

orphan_account means the author "orphaned" the work, disconnecting it from their account so it was put under the name orphan_account instead of their username, it's not an individual author :]