mm greem

I eat can tabs, offically. (he/they) MINOR

[can-tab-eater-offical]

Tomodachi window will probably change frequently depending on my mental state and mood :]

Heyo, I'm Asher :] (he/they)

You can call me:

Can tab/can tab eater/tabs

Asher (or shortenings such as ash)

maybe

Why am I an offical/why is my gimmick so specific?: @/grim-reaper-offical glam killed me into the officalverse in early June! I was previously ieatcantabs, hence the cromnch

Basic dnis idk dont be a dick

Fandom shit and other stuff under cut bc this is long enough

If you send me an ask, I might take a while for me to get the energy to answer it so uh sorry about that

However, I do like asks about:

Can tabs/can tab collections

My fandoms

Music

Other things as well, I don't bite (Unless you are a can tab)

Pinterest Ao3

Shows: Voltron, Toh, SU, Ninjago, Taskmaster, The good place, The summer Hikaru died, Fma:b, She-Ra, Community, Btvs and Angel, Ted Lasso, Deathnote, Sherlock, ATLA, Delicious in dungeon, Scott pilgrim takes off, Dr. Horrible's sing-along blog, TADC, Alien Stage, Mob Psycho 100

Favourite movies and Musicals: Starkid and Tcb (Specifics below), Heathers, The princess bride, Stardust, The dark crystal, Hamilton, EPIC, Lego ninjago movie, lego batman movie, Ghibli movies, Little shop of horrors, LOTR and The hobbit, Big hero 6, Dps, Once, Scott pilgrim vs. the world, Wayne's world, Goonies, PotO, Monty python and the holy grail, Suzume

Music: Radiohead, Csh, Mcr, Green day, Hole, Faith no more, Arcade fire, Depeche mode, Forest spirit sun on your back, Weezer, Jeff Buckley, IDKhow, Muse, Queen, Mastodon, TOOL, Toadies, Neutral milk hotel, The garden, The killers, The flaming lips, Garbage, The cure, Nirvana

Games: Ace attorney, Hades, Hades ii, DnD, Animal crossing, Stardew Valley, Legend of Zelda

Books: Simon Snow trilogy and Fangirl, FMA, Mistborn, The reckoners, Warbreaker, Space boy, theres more but I can't remember rn

Starkid musicals I've watched: Tgwdlm, Black friday, NPMD, Cinderella's castle, Firebringer, Starship, Twisted, Tto, Avpm, VHS Christmas carol, Workin' boys, all of Nightmare time

Tcb: Spies are forever, Solve-it squad

[themicrowaveunderyourbed]

there should be a warning for people before they headbang cause my neck is achinggggg

[can-tab-eater-offical]

me

[legality-graphics]

Will Wood (and the Tapeworms) CD graphics

Everything is a Lot

SELF-iSH

The Normal Album

"In case I make it,"

[can-tab-eater-offical]

@explodesmyhead mincennt get in here

[hnshsjsbsohevsh]

no cuz i make fun of apollo for being unlicensed while living in LA but i literally don’t even have my license yet and i cried the first two times i actually drove LOL

[can-tab-eater-offical]

sleepover idea: kayaking to epstein island 🤣🤣😝🔥🔥

[sexceptionul]

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

[thedanliest]

why on earth doesn’t this have more notes

[outtelligent]

I actually had to do this once. She lived.

[faeirytale]

if you scroll past this on your dash you are absolutely heartless.

[natalie-as-herself]

Reblog this!! This can save somebody’s life!

[aika-chan01]

reblog.

help.

do not scroll down.

[nonextistentttttt-deactivated20]

I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANYONE SCROLLS PAST THIS WITHOUT REBLOGGING I WILL LITTERALLY FIND THEM AND GIVE THEM A LECTURE

[danqueray-deactivated20200703]

may I just update this?

see the little thing that says help?

[josephdreemuur-moved]

Don’t ever scroll past this post. FUCKING NEVER SCROLL PAST!!!

[xcassidy]

🌸🌸🌸

[undiagnosed-autism-things]

Anyone know where it is on mobile ???

[i-am-a-moron-deactivated2020051]

You report the user, choose “something else”, scroll down and choose “suicide or self harm”

[femur-theif]

DO NOT SCROLL DOWN

REBLOG TO LITERALLY SAVE A LIVE

[im-just-trying-to-survive-man]

PLEASE REBLOG

[tastingmellow]

Please don’t scroll past this post, you could save someone’s life.

[mo0oshro0om]

SAVE A LIFE

[housefly77-deactivated20240331]

this. reblogging this on my largest blog for y’all to see this

[reidsmyhusband-emilysmymistress]

HOW DO YOU DO THIS ON A MOBILE DEVICE??

[nothingtobedestroyed-deactivate]

@ithinkilovetruecrimetoomuch and others. There you go. It’s on the mobile app of Tumblr.

Reblog This…

[st4ry3mi]

REBLOG THIS IMMEDIATELY!! YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOULL NEED TO SAVE A LIFE !!

[sanayarita]

this is so damn important

please reblog!! you could save someone

tagging everyone

Keep reading

[blitzenlikethereindeer]

geeked out and locked in, don’t fuckin’ play

[deepetch]

This is awesome on so many levels.

Ladies and Gentlemen i present to you John Carpenter’s The Thing, as performed by the claymated, Antarctic cast of the hit children’s animation Pingu. Directed by Lee Hardcastle, in under 3 minutes. Noot, Noot.

[junkyardddog]

Oh my fucking god.

[queerkreep-deactivated20161009]

JESUS CHRIST

[sixthrock]

I’m still amazed at how they got a “noot noot” to sound so much like a “fuck you”

[theunrhymablerhymes]

new tag game!

open the gif menu, and the first gif predicts your near future.

???????

@ambrose-ampersand @dessadoesstuff @drudg30n @dexxius @harbinger-of-silly @rububble-yuri-central @myexistenceisaknowleged33 @loveandhugs13 @nico-flo @v-wuzhere @do-not-u-dare @nineparlor69 @carsoniskool @one-note-monotone @symonsstarss @ratecho @ghostwisperz @roseisgoat + open tags

[do-not-u-dare]

Uhhhh…. No

Open tags!!

[ghostlybluetrain]

oh okay! sure! how nice!!!!

@aceofpans @make-me-president @ash-cherryblossom @bank-owner-offical @bella-book-worm @bubble-offical @bubble-official @carlthehedgehog @de-activated-offical @fish-without-legs @good-alter-ego @lightmeupinflames2 @my-spam-reblog-blog @not-offical-offical @yourl0calqueer

[avhira]

Twas an artfight attack

Open tags

[can-tab-eater-offical]

yay

[shubbabang]

its not funny but i do think about it a lot

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

This made me think about this panel from Calvin and Hobbes:

But unlike the adult in this strip, Calvin’s dad actually APOLOGIZED for yelling at him when he saw how guilty his kid was:

[junewild]

incredible innovations on the beverage front

[unyieldingsilence]

‎

[fsh3108336102]

chiikawa aj:aa

[o66k0l]

plz..u draw the best most sexiest buff rebel tillivan in the whole internet... plz more...i beg... the children are starving...

blesss

[can-tab-eater-offical]

yoo hoo

— @can-tab-offical

🤤🤤🤤

[iggykoopa666]

[can-tab-eater-offical]

the book we're reading in class: This character's parents own a Thai food restaurant.

the person i overheard talking about said character yesterday: "So he's Chinese, right?"

[frownyalfred]

things you might not know about ao3 but seem obvious in hindsight:

ao3 = archive of our own (three o’s)

the logo is “ao3” stylized

orphan_account isn’t one author but rather the name all accounts are given once they’re orphaned

bookmarks are public by default

once given, kudos can’t be taken back

drafts get automatically deleted quickly so use a different drafting platform to avoid that

you need an ao3 account to view locked fics and it doesn’t take long to apply & get one

ao3’s archive software is open source and free to use

you can change the way the site looks on your phone/computer

ao3 is run entirely on donations

no really, read why here

[svitomustdie]

So I watched backrooms recently...

I don't know why Texas, I just remembered that picture of Will with the Texas monument Х)

[can-tab-eater-offical]

@explodesmyhead will wood backrooms