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I eat can tabs, offically. (he/they) MINOR

[can-tab-eater-offical]

Tomodachi window will probably change frequently depending on my mental state and mood :]

Heyo, I'm Asher :] (he/they)

You can call me:

Can tab/can tab eater/tabs

Asher (or shortenings such as ash)

maybe

Why am I an offical/why is my gimmick so specific?: @/grim-reaper-offical glam killed me into the officalverse in early June! I was previously ieatcantabs, hence the cromnch

Basic dnis idk dont be a dick

Fandom shit and other stuff under cut bc this is long enough

If you send me an ask, I might take a while for me to get the energy to answer it so uh sorry about that

However, I do like asks about:

Can tabs/can tab collections

My fandoms

Music

Other things as well, I don't bite (Unless you are a can tab)

Pinterest Ao3

Shows: Voltron, Toh, SU, Ninjago, Taskmaster, The good place, The summer Hikaru died, Fma:b, She-Ra, Community, Btvs and Angel, Ted Lasso, Deathnote, Sherlock, ATLA, Delicious in dungeon, Scott pilgrim takes off, Dr. Horrible's sing-along blog, TADC

Favourite movies and Musicals: Starkid and Tcb (Specifics below), Heathers, The princess bride, Stardust, The dark crystal, Hamilton, EPIC, Lego ninjago movie, lego batman movie, Ghibli movies, Zoolander, Little shop of horrors, LOTR and The hobbit, Big hero 6, Dps, Once, Scott pilgrim vs. the world, Wayne's world, Goonies, PotO, Monty python and the holy grail, Suzume

Music: Radiohead, Csh, Mcr, Green day, Hole, Faith no more, Arcade fire, Depeche mode, Forest spirit sun on your back, Weezer, Jeff Buckley, IDKhow, Muse, Queen, Mastodon, TOOL, Toadies, Neutral milk hotel, The garden, The killers, The flaming lips, Garbage, The cure, Nirvana

Games: Ace attorney, Hades, Hades ii, DnD, Animal crossing, Stardew Valley, Legend of Zelda

Books: Simon Snow trilogy and Fangirl, FMA, Mistborn, The reckoners, Warbreaker, Space boy, theres more but I can't remember rn

Starkid musicals I've watched: Tgwdlm, Black friday, NPMD, Cinderella's castle, Firebringer, Starship, Twisted, Tto, Avpm, VHS Christmas carol, Workin' boys, all of Nightmare time

Tcb: Spies are forever, Solve-it squad

[ppups]

im not legally male im illegally male and tbh thats much cooler

[dogpuppy]

[previoustags]

This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life

[karma-crystal]

This 1️⃣ goes out to all the horny 💏 couples out there who are thinking 🤔 of getting rowdy 🔞 this 💌Valentines💮 day evening: 👍 👎DO ❌️ NOT👍 👎 If you do your child 🧒 will be born 👏 a ♏SCORPIO♏ Now, why ❓️ don’t ❌️ we like Scorpio's♏? For starters, “Scorpio” has 7️⃣ letters 🔠. 7️⃣ letters 🔠: 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins ✝️ 🙅‍♀ Now, what are the 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins? Wrath, Sloth, Gluttony, Envy 👏👏 Envy is associated with the color GREEN 💚 What else is green 💚? Marijuana. Just 1️⃣ more pothead in the world 🗺️. LAME. Now where is pot 🍲 legal? Canada 🇨🇦, Washington, Colorado, Oregon, Alaska, airplane ✈️ bathrooms if the pilot’s 👨‍✈️ chill. And where can 🥫 planes ✈️ take you? California 🕶. And what’s on California’s state flag 🚩? A BEAR 🐻. Your child 🧒. Is gay 👨‍❤️‍👨.

[quietdoppelganger]

The execution is like slam poetry but the content is clearly a shitpost and that’s def the most powerful combination I’ve encountered in a while

[jame7t]

daddydom ASMR but 5 seconds in he gets attacked by a cackling witch

[cornsumer]

i’m sorry but what the actual fuck

[jame7t]

a cackling witch

[hypnopompic-decay]

I loooooove being anti censorship I am not particularly interested in some of the darker topics people want to write about but people should be able to write about stuff and understand that though fiction can affect people it is not reality

I hate euphemisms and algospeak and people saying media with sexual themes is bad people should be able to create without needing to worry about losing money or being seen as problematic for things that aren't real

call me a proshitter or whatever I just hate censorship and I am not ashamed of that

[its-always-sunny-in-city17]

just finished the two towers

[pukicho]

Here's my little white son named Craigg

[pukicho]

I feed my white son clear broth

[pukicho]

[jessebloom]

first day of pride month

[funny-tik-toks]

[cryptids-and-muses]

This counts as science

[the-eternal-loading-screen]

well there was a conclusion, a list of ingredients, a research question, and the result evidence so yea that most definitely is science

[ruffboi-mags]

and while he didn't write it down, he did make a record of it! So yes, that is science!

[lana-is-reading]

this was funnier in my head but here's a doodle anyways

i know their universes are separate but mark watney randomly picking up a hobby of intensely following a niche branch of microbiology while he was recovering from the mars debacle would be so him

random thoughts at 4am had me thinking about how useful he'd be to the project because of his outside the box thinking and creativity

stratt WOULD send an international icon who survived on a planet alone back up into space no questions asked

[can-tab-eater-offical]

holy SHIT sometimes i love tumblr ads

[teaboot]

When I was a teen in the 2010s boys would call each other Gay to say they were too effeminate but now it’s 2026 and we’re “Better Than That” so I just overheard a kid on the bus tell his buddy “you gotta get on T man cause you are NOT passing” 😭😭😭😭😭

[teaboot]

If I was paid I’d do a study on this

[oxypill]

[can-tab-eater-offical]

i want to pull my skin off

[casgirl]

Characters who are like “let’s run away together let’s get away from all this” when it’s already too late!!!!!!!

[can-tab-eater-offical]

fuck i cant breathe today why cant i breathe today