zhonglisimp

ok can someone pass me the gun thanks mate

[dreemurr-skelememer]

someone: am i the only one who—

me: There are 7,000,000,000 People On This Earth

[talkingheadsyoutubecomments]

[needs-to-stop-looking-at-valves]

Okay so,

In this book

There is a description of Knockout. And it's wonderful.

So yeah, I'm fully convinced that every single person who worked on TFP was at least a tiny bit thirsty over the characters.

I cant believe Knockout's goal of creation was 'sexy'.

[queenpricee]

Knockout is sexy boi

[artobotsrollout]

"Okay so take Bumblebee... But make him an extravagant bad boy."

And then after some concept art was made:

"Oh... Oh no he's hot."

"...y'know what? Let's take this even farther. Writers take note, he's hot and knows it and now he makes sure everyone else knows it too."

[canadachplskillme]

"Hm i have an idea!"

"What is it sir?"

"What if we made bumblebee red, sexy and a medic Oh and made him extra t h i c c"

"Uh sir is that all?"

"OH OH AND GIVE HIM A HANDSOME FACE"

"Uh sir isnt that-"

"Silence, i will not tolerate me being interupted now where was i?"

7 hours of discription later

"Sir ive finished the model"

"OH NO HES HOT"

[rendezvousrawmen]

[hime-fleabag]

IN THIS HOUSE

WE LOVE AND RESPECT

TOM NOOK

[wearejustvisiting]

He’s also not a landlord in the traditional sense; He doesn’t buy already established properties. 

He builds them. 

Tom Nook isn’t a landlord, he’s a housing provider who sells you homes at cost with zero interest loans and no down payment. 

[entertainingfaith]

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

[canadachplskillme]

Yes, yes they do deserve to be in LGBTQ+ mate theyre already in there they cant just say "yeah we asexuals have decided to make our cult" now that i think about it they could yeah im just proving myself wrong for the 60th time this week

[shigraki]

I just started following you

So how you doing mate? Just asking idk why anyways gonna go look at some memes

doing good hbu

[canadachplskillme]

Im pretty good

[markv5]

😼

😼

[indieninja92]

artists name is vanessa stockard!

[cumaeansibyl]

cat’s name is KEVIN!!!

[canadachplskillme]

THE CATS NAME IS BOB AND THAT IS FINAL if you wish to say otherwise **pulls out sword** come at meh

[unclefather]

[mobilesackofpotatoes-deactivate]

[smooththegoofyshark]

They just spray you with cheese in emergency room anyway, might as well save 2000$ and do it yourself

[canadachplskillme]

***takes the blue pill cuz i killed my doctor on accident***

[bittyboom]

*soundwave voice* how the damn are you alive

[canadachplskillme]

*starscream voice* like heck if i know

*soundwave voice* im telling lord megatron

*starscream voice* YOU SNITCH

[soundwavereporting]

the mortifying ordeal of being…….a chair

[canadachplskillme]

AUTOBOTS THE DECEPTICONS HAVE TURNED INTO CHAIRS

[nosebleed-inglishera]

How anime Gaster came to be a magical mist chosen them anways now they go to anime gaster school for gasters

Epictale by @yugogeer012 Xtale by @jakei95 / @xtaleunderverse

[yugogeer012]

There better be a netflix adaption for this

[jakei95]

Wh- why did I see Ryuko vs Satsuki from Kill la Kill in this post. I’m scared.

[canadachplskillme]

OH NO THEIR HOT

[mossworm]

what about castles returning to nature

[canadachplskillme]

YES

[kerpluvis]

glow squid & moobloom humanized designs

[canadachplskillme]

***sees this and immediatly starts crying for no apparent reason***

[randomsplashes]

[canadachplskillme]

Mood

[itsdanfango]

funny boob rat

[canadachplskillme]

Shadow: go to horny jail *bonks rouge*

Rouge: tf

[wolf-wrathknight]

[canadachplskillme]

Oh. My. GOD, WE'VE FIGUERED IT OUT BOIS

[beachnet]

anyways

[canadachplskillme]

Oh i beg to differ *reads the entire series in under 2 weeks*