Ice town

I am but a simple Canadian, and yes, I am posting via my computer, which I hand carved out of ice

[sickfuture]

[soloikismos]

canada geese when u get too close

[depsidase]

[christianstepmoms]

[teathattast]

[depsidase]

[tommyswiseau]

[afeelgoodblog]

To avoid deer strikes, Finland is painting deer antlers with reflective paint.

[slowspinningredemption]

damn just pay them a living wage

[lemonsharks]

they already earn a living wage, this is a workplace safety concession

[wizard-email]

girls need to be kept in a warm, humid environment to prevent dehydration

[wizardpotions]

My brother in christ do not fall into the same trap I did, those may be woodlice

[wizardpotions]

Girls will scuttle around under leaf litter and prefer cool and damp environments

[wizardpotions]

Ah fuck I was thinking about woodlice again.

[wizardpotions]

hang on i think ive got it this time

Girls will have armor plating and have 14 legs

[wizardpotions]

Shit that's woodlice again.

[teathattast]

[dogpuppy]

[servbot42]

Limmy did in fact get covid shortly after this

[ethanmuppet-deactivated20220202]

[ethanmuppet-deactivated20220202]

[ethanmuppet-deactivated20220202]

there you go :)

[astormlikethis]

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[aletheyass]

these all happened in the second half of march so happy anniversary to vanessa hudgens saying “it’s a virus and i respect that and like people are going to die which is terrible but like inevitable” on instagram live and happy anniversary to ellen saying “this [27 million dollar mansion] feels like a prison” and happy anniversary to madonna calling the virus a “great equalizer” while bathing in a bathtub with rose petals in it and happy anniversary to sia posting a picture that just said “virus <3″ and happy anniversary to priyanka chopra clapping to her empty garden and happy anniversary to gal gadot et al.’s imagine video

[funnytwittertweets]

[nosleepforaiba-deactivated20251]

Every time I get lower back pain at work I think about that scene from the incredibles where Mr. Incredible is being stretched by the giant robot and his back clicks in juuuust the right way and he laughs triumphantly and proceeds to tear the robot to pieces

[nosleepforaiba-deactivated20251]

God I wish that were me

[aturnoftheearth]

[epilepticsaints]