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itendnottoweep started following you.

Back for ten minutes and you found me.

Of course I found you. Where the hell have you been, Barton?!

{groans} What was that for?!

Because you fucking vanished! For months! The only reason I didn’t think you were dead was the signal from your hearing aids!

I didn’t vanish! You were just not here when I left!

I was in Cairo, you idiot! Do you have any idea what I did when I heard you left SHIELD? I thought you’d been compromised again!

{hesitates} Do you know why?

Why what? [ She’s practically growling. ]

Why I left. Did Bruce tell you?

itendnottoweep started following you.

Back for ten minutes and you found me.

Of course I found you. Where the hell have you been, Barton?!

{groans} What was that for?!

Because you fucking vanished! For months! The only reason I didn’t think you were dead was the signal from your hearing aids!

I didn’t vanish! You were just not here when I left!

I was in Cairo, you idiot! Do you have any idea what I did when I heard you left SHIELD? I thought you’d been compromised again!

{hesitates} Do you know why?

itendnottoweep started following you.

Back for ten minutes and you found me.

Of course I found you. Where the hell have you been, Barton?!

{groans} What was that for?!

Because you fucking vanished! For months! The only reason I didn’t think you were dead was the signal from your hearing aids!

I didn't vanish! You were just not here when I left!

tender-elegy

does anyone remember mangony?

[Remember?

Please, I still ship it--]

#So sorry

itendnottoweep started following you.

Back for ten minutes and you found me.

Of course I found you. Where the hell have you been, Barton?!

{groans} What was that for?!

Fuck You I'm Canadian @ Itwastheotherguy

[SMS, Bruce]

[SMS, Bruce] Come get me.

[SMS, Clint] Where are you?

[SMS, Bruce] Some bar in Manhattan.

[SMS, Clint] Well THAT clears everything up. Do you at least know what street you’re on?

[SMS, Bruce] nope.

Fuck You I'm Canadian @ Itwastheotherguy

[SMS, Bruce]

[SMS, Bruce] Come get me.

[SMS, Clint] Where are you?

[SMS, Bruce] Some bar in Manhattan.

Fuck You I'm Canadian @ Itwastheotherguy

[SMS, Bruce] FUCK YOU

[SMS, Bruce] AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION I AM CANADIAN.

[SMS, Clint] What?

[SMS, Clint] I never said you weren’t!

[SMS, Bruce] September 7th. You asked if I was really Canadian.

[SMS, Bruce] THAT WAS RUDE.

[SMS, Clint] How did you even get that?! I never sent any of those! Or I thought I hadn’t…

[SMS, Bruce] WELL YOU DID.

[SMS, Clint] I didn’t mean it offensively! I was drunk!

{snorts}

[SMS, Bruce] haaa. You’re still an ass for sending it.

[SMS, Clint] But I didn’t mean to, come on! I just. I’m sorry. I was trying to start a conversation with you because you’d been gone so long.

[SMS, Bruce]

[SMS, Bruce] Come get me.

Fuck You I'm Canadian @ Itwastheotherguy

[SMS, Bruce] FUCK YOU

[SMS, Bruce] AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION I AM CANADIAN.

[SMS, Clint] What?

[SMS, Clint] I never said you weren’t!

[SMS, Bruce] September 7th. You asked if I was really Canadian.

[SMS, Bruce] THAT WAS RUDE.

[SMS, Clint] How did you even get that?! I never sent any of those! Or I thought I hadn’t…

[SMS, Bruce] WELL YOU DID.

[SMS, Clint] I didn’t mean it offensively! I was drunk!

{snorts}

[SMS, Bruce] haaa. You're still an ass for sending it.

Fuck You I'm Canadian @ Itwastheotherguy

[SMS, Bruce] FUCK YOU

[SMS, Bruce] AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION I AM CANADIAN.

[SMS, Clint] What?

[SMS, Clint] I never said you weren’t!

[SMS, Bruce] September 7th. You asked if I was really Canadian.

[SMS, Bruce] THAT WAS RUDE.

[SMS, Clint] How did you even get that?! I never sent any of those! Or I thought I hadn’t…

[SMS, Bruce] WELL YOU DID.

Fuck You I'm Canadian @ Itwastheotherguy

[SMS, Bruce] FUCK YOU

[SMS, Bruce] AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION I AM CANADIAN.

[SMS, Clint] What?

[SMS, Clint] I never said you weren’t!