Movin on at the pace of space

pan/male/cooking stuff/ and i love space yo

[beholdingslut]

do you ever get overwhelmed by the amount of history in the world that you don’t know

[cancakesforeal]

Me: okay brain, don't freak out, but we've come across a minor inconvenience

My shit brain, dousing itself in gasoline: unfortunate,

[mike-and-his-blog-deactivated20]

HELLO

HELLO

GREETINGS

[ATTACK COMMENCES IN 30 SECONDS]

GREETINGS

HELLO

HELLO

[brewhay]

it’s his curse

[cancakesforeal]

Scene: grocery store

Teenagers' T-shirts: "My fandom can salt and eat your fandom."

Middle-aged lady (a.k.a. me): "Oh, what fandom are you in?"

Teenagers: "Supernatural!" (flee into liquor aisle)

Me, observing cloud of dust: "Darn, and I was just about to tell them about Homestuck."

[goblinsofthegalaxy-deactivated2]

I don’t know how to casually play video games. It’s either I’m not interested or I play for 16 hrs straight and forget to eat.

[thesacredchalass]

go look at some of the replies i’m fucking screaming [LINK]

here are some of my favorites:

[carnival-wilson]

please i went and looked they’re all so good

[whatdoyoumeantherumisgone-deact]

imagine what its like to work at buzzfeed

your boss asks you to grow out your pubes for a month. you ask dave from accounting if he wants to go out for a drink but hes on a ketchup cleanse this week. you need to find sheila to get her figures for this quarter but shes away Trying Transcendental Puppy Kale Yoga For The First Time. you get roped in to do a taste test for slow cooked yoghurt and now you’re stressed because you can’t find the perfect gif for your ‘What Does Your Favourite Game of Thrones Buttplug Say About You?’ listicle

[the-future-now-deactivated20170]

Watch: Sustainable farming is coming to your living room

In collaboration with @mcdonalds

[yiffmaster]

can someone tell me what the difference between these two memes are

because I’m pretty certain they convey the exact same sentiment

[alittlebitnerdy]

No! @nintendette explained this to me the other day!

- Caveman Spongebob (SpongeGar) is when your primal instincts kick in - for example, this image has been used with the title “when you get up in the middle of the night to get food and you hear someone coming” KnowYourMeme page here - Mr Krabs conveys realization and panic - for example, this image has been paired with the title “when you turn in an exam and your classmates start talking and none of your answers match” KnowYourMeme page here

[toytowns]

unga bunga vs whaddafuck

[pepereviews]

Meme 101

[barkout]

[shordibynature]

Holy shit this was a prediction not a fucking poll

[pokemonenslaver-blog]

The prophecies are true

[kyberhearts]

#HAIL THE MYSTICS WHO CAME BEFORE US #CHANTING MIGHTILY FROM THE MOUNTAIN TOPS #YAHOOOooooOOO

[slimetony]

I want to be a cryptid but not like I want to turn into mothman or bigfoot I just want to be regular old me but hanging out in the woods in a t-shirt and jeans and people look for me with binoculars and they find me hoarding stones by a riverbed eating lil debbie snack cakes and the government tries to conceal my existence 

[boobiwan]

insp

[yakumoo]

@chromedqueen

[weloveshortvideos]

Group chats be like

[nbgems-deactivated20151011]

one time my dad gave me a glass of milk and i meant to ask him “who’s milk is this” because i wasnt sure if it was for me or if i was supposed to give it to my brother but instead i just stared down at the milk and said “who’s this”

then my dad turned to me without missing a beat and said “that’s your new friend mr. milk.” and we stared at each other and then he asked me if i was high

to this day i still have not lived it down

[ovadrive]

[radroach1994-deactivated2019082]

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[1crocodile]

current mood: john marshall having a misadventure in the library of congress