[bookquotesdiary]

Agnes was the worst prophet that’s ever existed. Because she was always right. That’s why the book never sold.

Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch (via bookquotesdiary)

[theavengers]

[candour-spoken]

daily-marvel:

I like the look. If you’re going for inconspicuous though, near miss.

[dailymarvel]

You could have saved us. 

                                   Why didn’t you do more?

[wanderingredleaves]

[officialinternet]

[eddykenway]

[thebloggerbloggerfun]

Just tried Turkish Delight for the first time. 

It was good, but not “Sell out my family to the White Queen” good. 

[helpimtrappedinawebsite]

I DONT CARE WHAT SEASON IT IS, EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE THIS 

[purplefridge-archive-deactivate]

PLANKTON

[bomboclat-vibes]

[canafrican-blog]

[orhgasm]

[just-shower-thoughts]

It only takes three generations for you to be basically forgotten

[patternsinnoise]

Tell that to my great great uncle, who is the reason that it’s illegal to drive a tractor while drunk in the state of Kansas.

[hedonist--poet-deactivated20240]

The best revenge is not giving a shit.

(via satanspoet)

[coldtea]

‘I’ve been talking to people today who are going to die,’ [Vimes] said. ‘How do you think that makes me feel? Do you know what that feels like?’ The monks gave him a puzzled look. 'Er…yes,’ said Qu. 'We do,’ said Sweeper. 'Everyone we talk to is going to die. Everyone you talk to is going to die. Everyone dies.’

Night Watch, Terry Pratchett (via coldtea)

[cap-ulet]

let’s take a moment to appreciate my boyfriends house and this magical room I can’t even

[kvallning]

Is your boyfriend Howl

[wiccakid-deactivated20191103]

i have to reblog this every time. id love to do this in my house but unfortunately i have the touch of death when it comes to house plants.

[p0pxnk]

NECK DEEP MAKE ME SO HAPPY