[notes to a neophyte]

NERD/LIBRARIAN/HUGE HOMO Hi, you've reached my pointless blog.

[candycoated-humanity]

*Likes 100 posts in a row on friend's Tumblr*

*Gets text from friend* "Hey you got back on Tumblr!"

[destinyrush]

Why are straight people like that?

[candycoated-humanity]

accidentally thinks about something awkward i did three years ago

me: nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono

[candycoated-humanity]

Me: Want me to come over? 

GF: You can if you want. I'm gonna be working on stuff until about 9, though. Just so you know! 

Me:

[academicssay]

If you can’t say anything nice, say it as a question.

[candycoated-humanity]

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

i need to marry someone who loves driving, everywhere we go they will get a thrill from driving and i will get a thrill from not having to drive, what a dream

[candycoated-humanity]

Holla at yo Uber driver! Problem solved. You're welcome.

[the-rad-grunge-queen-deactivate]

[candycoated-humanity]

[fail9001-blog]

when ur friend starts liking something u rly like

[candycoated-humanity]

@thebuttmobile - This me when you told me you were starting to get into podcasts.

[freelgbtqpia]

Meet the Pansexual Pop Star from France

Héloïse Letissier discussed her music, identity and the faith in this generation

[thebuttmobile]

@candycoated-humanity

[candycoated-humanity]

Unnff. She's just amazing, tbh.

[candycoated-humanity]

Okay, so... is this song just always relevant to my life because I'm a Millennial... or...?

[candycoated-humanity]

Me: I'm probably the toughest person I know. I'm a girl of steel. Nothing gets past my stone cold exterior.

Me, later: *cries because of a really well done crescendo in a musical*

[lewky]

[witchymoonhag-deactivated201801]

Same.

[elnarez]

reblog if the vice-president elect of the united states of america fucking wants you dead

[ghostsandgoblins]

[paris-geller]

@ non voters, 3rd party voters, trump voters