You Guys. Seriously.

Hello. I'm Jess. And you're absolutely not.

[masteraqua]

i flipping hate ao3's layout there's too many goddamn words

[masteraqua]

you know what i deserve this

[animalcrossingmemes]

[marcitlali]

the police to my mom: ma'am your daughter was driving 110 mph eating hot cheetos with one hand and texting in an imessage group chat titled “boy pussy” with the other and crashed into the back wall of dd’s discounts and died instantly but somehow her body made its way to the accessories section and we found 35 dollars worth of stolen hoop earrings in her purse

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[shittymoviedetails]

[reactionfaces]

[whalesnest]

Why you mad? Cause this pussy pops severely and yours don’t?

[android1000]

[coughloop]

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

brunch with the girls

[papajohnpizzas]

Little Caesars pizza chains across the nation have been #closed due to a #rat infestation

[just-looking-4-a-lil-friendship]

i am very sad about this. i love little ceasars; when i was a small child it was my fathers favorite. or perhaps it was all we could afford. i do not know. thinking about it nearly brings a tear to my eye.

the wickedness of the rat.

[michaelmilkers]

i can not stress how important it is that we maintain tumblr’s reputation as the birthplace of overbearing SJWs because if the right wing “my free speech is being threatened by twitter’s terms of service” crowd ever finds out about what a fucking lawless wasteland this website actually is and decide to take advantage we will never get rid of them

keep being weird where redditors can see you and repost screenshots making fun of you. the balance of our ecosystem needs it. godspeed

[guccifloralsuits]

good evening to women still profoundly affected by the “IDK my BFF Jill” AT&T commercial from 2007

[knightofleo]

Andrey Surnov evening traffic

more art by Andrey Surnov

[sleepy-bebby]

Baby Clifford & baby Snoopy

[gay-irl]

gay_irl

[kitsune-kaos]

[teioh]

[stasi-informant-deactivated2021]

[lovecrafts-iranon]

Actually it's pronounced jaslight. You've been saying it wrong this whole time.

[bimbogollum]

Damn