I dont even know anymore

Rachel/Rocco/Smorz, 19, Genderfluid. Figured I'd put something here finally.

[giveusrest-deactivated20150816]

I CANT BREATHE

[the-memeblades-chosen-one]

“JUDAS! NO!”

[split-on-thedick-deactivated201]

“I brought you frankincense” “Thank you” “And I brought you myrrh” “Thank you” “Myrrh-der” (murder) “Judas! No!”

[veronicasantangelo]

i sat here for like ten minutes trying to come up with a caption for this but i cant. i am so tired. i cant do this shit anymore. i have lost my faith and abandoned all hope in this god forsaken world. i ca

[everydaylightning]

therealmissliz

[scalesthegecko]

ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS

[kingkrookodile]

i was speaking to a customer in Japanese once at work and my coworker overheard me and later in the break room he said to our other coworkers “man Andrew was over there speakin Naruto”

[clupster]

[nghtcrlr]

the most studio ghibli shit I’ve ever seen

[assgrope-archive]

[thejohncarver]

transblaze

[1237822387remade-deactivated201]

classicezreal

[fucklestat]

reblog if you are GENDERFLUID support GENDERFLUID PEOPLE or are LITEARLLY A SWARM OF KITTENS PILED INTO A VAGUELY PERSON SHAPED FORM UNDERNEATH A TRENCHCOAT

[genderfluidstyle]

*looks shifty, meows*

[therpist-deactivated20170423]

Canadians are a strange and mysterious breed. They have dark skin covering their flat noses for unknown reasons, perhaps to help blend into the night. They have pitch black eyes that are reflective in the dark, razor sharp teeth, long pointed tongues, and claws made for tearing. They can move at surprisingly high speeds and unhinge their jaws even further than snakes. With the help of their strong stomach acid, they can digest nearly anything- even bones. Their life span is unknown, but it seems to be quite… quite long. Over the years, they have evolved to have maple syrup-flavored bodily fluids. Their spit is pure maple syrup, but stickier, and was used for catching prey when Canadians were purely hunters. Now it is often used for small fix-its and projects as if it were glue. Canadians can eat fruits and vegetables, but cannot gain much nutritional value out of anything other than meats and maple syrup. They are passive and kind purely by choice. - Part of mine and candycornvampirehunter’s Mythical AU!

[candycornvampirehunter-blog]

Oh man the canadians are my favorite in that AU. Mostly because its a completely made up species and its so much fun to put thought into that shit. I could go on for hours about this AU

[chickensnack]

[candycornvampirehunter-blog]

chickensnack:

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

[gifbro]

[skivel]

The Almighty Tallest vs The Diamond Authority 

Irkens vs gems 

[cheaphalloweencostume]

local man sees really cool sword in pawn shop window

“holy shit” he has said

[hijababyy]

WEN DUH ACOUSTICS DANK AF

[define-sanity-deactivated201609]

HOLY SHIT I WASNT EXPECTING THAT 

[unentered]

[candycornvampirehunter-blog]

Haha, oops! I haven’t been on this blog in like a month! 

ive been on my sideblog mostly, and being primarily a mobile blogger, shit gets messed up when you switch back and forth. SO I’m going to try and set up a queue so that my blog isnt constantly dead. 

[inanimatedan]

Shiny and transparent this time.

[hamletteprinceofdenmark]

Say what you will about Pluto, I just find it hysterically ironic that it was named for the God that got kicked out of Olympus.