This is Michael Cera's secret account

My name is Katie

[hotvampireadjacent]

[pantscadaa]

More silly little aliens! 🕺 check my Etsy if you’re interested!

https://www.etsy.com/listing/4514989296/hs-alternia-trolls?ref=share_ios_native_control

[pantscadaa]

More silly little aliens! 🕺 check my Etsy if you’re interested!

https://www.etsy.com/listing/4514989296/hs-alternia-trolls?ref=share_ios_native_control

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[bladeweave]

cannot understand why people like youtubers who are yelling the entire time. why do you let that man raise his voice at you.

[sparrowsfallingfromthesky]

[omegaversereloaded]

New bruno mars song called I'll kill you

[lvmimis]

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

[vintxgemiseries]

count me outs

[tallochar]

Adopting that immediately.

[tastylemonbread]

daddy wants to see yall on yall baddest behavior. lend me some sugar. I AM your neighbor.

[thatnoulguyorsomething]

I genuinely cannot tell if this is supposed to be a horny post or House of Leaves inspo. Great job, op.

[tastylemonbread]

secret third option actually. now, don't have me break this thing down for nothing

[scramratz]

Masculinity can be queer. Often is.

[acientvegtable]

I’m 400 years old and still on tumblr

[dogpuppy]

[times-like-these-deactivated202]

[orpheuslament]

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

[krippe90]

The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.

[orpheuslament]

not a female 👍

[orpheuslament]

pause everybody take notes. real trans ally

[mitskissecondborndaughter]

every time i remember hayley williams liked the video of frank discovering homophobia i giggle a little bit

like shes so real for this

[golongbyjoannanewsom]

obsessed w this person in the replies

[orteil42]

social media sites should let you add custom buttons on your profile. like maybe you get max 3 buttons and they can have whatever text you want. and each button has its own persistent counter for how many times it's been clicked. here's some concept art

[bramblepatch]

The person who made cookie clicker thinks we should all have buttons that you click and the numbers go up? You don't say.