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[candykidneys]

i miss this

[doorfus]

JUST LOOK AT THIS DISGUSTING MONSTROSITY

not only are they minion shoes, but CROCS 

MINION  C R O C S

[idaholy]

WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE

[candykidneys]

drinking lots of water is a pretty good idea for any health issue you might have except for when the health issue you're dealing with at the moment is drowning

[pleafromacatnamedmariel]

[candykidneys]

Got my morning Ella pic from chadfoundglory. Dunno how that’s comfortable, but okay.

[ruinedchildhood]

[fruitcrocs-deactivated20240702]

why do all the other planets have moons with pretty names but ours is just moon

fucking moon

[candykidneys]

in-n-out-princess do i have the ambition to be a trendsetter though

[candykidneys]

you know sometimes i think i can be a cool tumblr photographer and take pictures of my ultra expensive water bottles then i realize that i only drink cheap bottled water and blue ribbon

[zaof-deactivated20140807]

POUND THE FUCKING BODY

[candykidneys]

someone out there is sexually attracted to michael myers

[candykidneys]

w/ in-n-out-princess

[pleafromacatnamedmariel]

[candykidneys]

I know my face is already on the dash but here’s a gem from right before we walked the red carpet. candykidneys

[brendamngallagher]

im suing the nhl for emotional trauma 

[toocooltobehipster]

“gays are ruining the sanctity of marriage”

[itmakesyousorry]

WHY DOES IT HAVE HANDS

[izzetheking]

my fave movie is spy kids and  my mom uses it against me by asking me to do soemthing and if i dont want to do it she goes.. SPy kids take out the trash

and im ike

Damn it if i dont take out the trash then im not a spy kid so i have to go take out the trasjh

[izzetheking]

im 26

[candykidneys]

apmas tonight w/ these dudes (pictured: in-n-out-princess, myself, mattdoesnthavetumblr)

[candykidneys]

mood: obama eating a snowcone