a tired cat

i wanna be slam dunked in the trash where i belong

[therealmiau]

me: i'm gonna get so much done!! i know what I need to do and i can do it!! i'm gonna turn my life around!!

me, when i realize i've done absolutely none of it and will not do any of it:

[therealmiau]

i wanna die really bad, but at the same time there's no way i could leave my cat right now

[whitepeopletwitter]

[therealmiau]

@genericdissapointment

[ankle-beez]

(warning: very loud scream 6 seconds into the video)

[galpalactic]

these are the adventure zone cocktails i made up while listening thru petals to the metal for the 1000th time in the summer

[therealmiau]

i hate most straight white comedians because their humor is mainly 'lol why is everyone so offended these days???? lolol why can't i say tranny? 'transgender' is sooooo hard to say. also if i had sex with a trans woman it'd be GAY and i can't do that'

[gemstone-deactivated20180927]

tea drinkers: unlike you filthy disgusting creatures i only drink green chamomile peppermint raspberry lemon tea, which makes all my insides glow 10 times brighter and improve. i can feel my body get healthier by every drink i take of my delicious hot mug of TEA. youre absolutely disgusting and a waste of human potential

coffee drinker: hhhnng lov those beans

[gemstone-deactivated20180927]

someone tagged this as #tw drama

[mindfulwrath]

coffee drinkers: i am unimaginably powerful. i can see through time. i haven’t slept in four days but who needs sleep when you are on a higher plane of existence. the beans are in my soul, they are in my heart. i AM the beans. soon i will vibrate at the harmonic resonance of the universe and transcend.

tea drinker: hhhhhhhhhhhot leaf juice

soda drinkers: death is coming. death is coming. pass me a hotdog.

[politenuclearbomb]

energy drink drinkers: (just the fucking kill bill sirens played on repeat for eternity)

[kaishabackwards-deactivated2020]

the caffeine fandom is fucking wild

[therealmiau]

@genericdissapointment

[therealmiau]

where tf did this lost boys fandom come from? been here for YEARS and i ain't seen one

NOW YA'LL SHOW UP

[therealmiau]

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ look i did an art for once

based on the hanahaki disease. i was feeling depressed and still got them unresolved feelings and was listening to the ready set’s song hanami which made me think ‘hmmm isn’t it that flower disease?’ (i was wrong but close) which made me search for it and now i’m obsessed with it as a concept

so i made a me dying of it basically with gardenia’s as the flower 

this feeling comes on and off but tbh i’m good right now. i’m not completely satisfied with how this came out, but i just wanted to be done with it so i am for now!! also i usually don’t like gory stuff but i’m just feeling this concept srry

[synthot]

2019 is coming up and if i don’t become louder than god’s revolver and twice as shiny then what’s the point

[sillisofthefaust-deactivated201]

I dont know what this means or what its referencing; but like, #mood

[official-europa-deactivated2021]

You: seeing six crows is bad luck and an omen of death

Me, an intellectual: seeing six crows is great luck because you get to see six crows

[cheskamouse]

[therealmiau]

@genericdissapointment

[therealmiau]

i'm listening to episode 391 of MBMBAM (listening to it from most recent to least) and during the 'is my neighbor a vampire' bit they definitely could and should have made a The Lost Boys joke based on the scene where the Frog bros were trying to see if max was a vampire

it would have been absolute prime material and they fucking missed out on it

[bywandandsword]

I want to reach Link levels of androgyny. Am I a boy? Am I a girl? Am I something else? Who knows, but there’s 90% chance I’m carrying a sword and doing magic with music in the woods

[kimpossibooty]

I was at Fantasy Starbucks and I placed my order and the faerista asked for my name and like a fool I gave it to them

[awkwardmermaidhair]

[therealmiau]

@genericdissapointment

[kameratar]

september is bisexual bewareness month… beware… be aware…. they’re out there. and no laws apply to them for the month………… good luck.

[ask-ickle-mod]

Hell fuckin yeah

[therealmiau]

@skeletonofun

[rock-will-survive]

[lilgurlgoblin]

@therealmiau

[nerdjpg]

Mom: hey did you call the doctors office and make your appointment

Me:

[therealmiau]

@skeletonofun