disclaimer: not actually gay

bryce montrose ❣ 21 ❣ ♏ aspiring hair stylist ❣ in an open relationship hmu ;-) ((bully college au rp blog)) 

[jadamargie]

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[love-personal]

[12-gauge-rage]

[kev-n]

The ol rrrrrrrazzle dazzle

[demonelfprincess]

The longer I watch, the funnier it gets

[kalavanis]

when u sleepy as hell but ur teacher wont let u put ur head down

[candystripedfaggot-blog]

90% of my life is just getting unreasonably angry at people

[candystripedfaggot-blog]

fuck my gay ass

[chocoboco]

Hello I am tumblr user chocoboco and I am here to educate you about hagelslag

I doubt anyone here can actually pronounce hagelslag correctly but I’m not going to bother with that because Dutch is a stupid language and I hate it

[dalcurai]

#is this dutch nutella

yes

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

those are chocolate sprinkles

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

no literally they’re just sprinkles on bread

i’m laughing rly hard bc it’s like being told ”hahAHAHA YOU SHITTY AMERICANS DON’T HAVE DINGELSQUASH” and we’re all sittin here listening to your speech about the superior foreign delicacy of dingelsquash enraptured by your knowledge and appreciative of your sharing nature but then you show us a picture and it turns out it’s fucking gummy bears

i literally cannot breath e

[candystripedfaggot-blog]

me and chad's safe word in the bedroom is "derby" it wasn't like officially sanctioned or anything, i just say it and chad gets super duper mad

[candystripedfaggot-blog]

90% of my life is just getting unreasonably angry at people

[thecatacombkid-deactivated20120]

[quixoticrobotic]

when u havent talked to ur friends in days

[typac]

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

[ugliust-deactivated20140904]

great

[zygoats-deactivated20140731]

dont look at my fucking boner when we fight

[my-teen-quote]

[candystripedfaggot-blog]

i hope i frustrate you and you think about me a lot

[candystripedfaggot-blog]

put unconventionally accurate descriptions of chad in my ask and watch me get pissed off for no reason