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I hyperfixated on the soda can game and I'm going to make it everyone's problem

[canfictiondotnet]

the worst thing is when you get sparkling too early on so you have to try and not fuck up for 17 seconds

[canfictiondotnet]

nothing is more relatable than cold beet stew's dislikes

like my top three dislikes are monogamy curry and capitalism too queen

[canfictiondotnet]

the hucow can haunts me every single goddamn day

[canfictiondotnet]

it is the only one I don't have an s on because of how much it throws me off

[canfictiondotnet]

the hucow can haunts me every single goddamn day

[canfictiondotnet]

can we talk about the ending of only cans?

like is the implication supposed to be after eternal devotion the player becomes a can themselves? cause thats the vibe I got but I'm not sure if I'm reading into this correctly

[canfictiondotnet]

thinking about the implications of honey pot again

is this like a special can or did Shize have a soda that literally contains live bees

[canfictiondotnet]

realized I'm dating someone who is exactly like Tiramisu, idk what to do with this realization

[canfictiondotnet]

someone should make a web of which sodas like each other, which have beef, and which are connected through background lore

[canfictiondotnet]

realizing things about my own preferences by playing the silly little can game

[canfictiondotnet]

just found out that the snap is from you taking pictures

this makes so much more sense

[canfictiondotnet]

okay ngl I am a little disappointrd that Pineapple Pizza is a clown stereotype rather than leaning into the actual clowncore sw that exists

[panflash]

steam showing all your friends what you play and what achievements you get is the first example of an anti social network

[muddaisy]

I dont wanna stir up drama but... some of you should slide your pennies in the vending machine of love and take that fizzy little minx that you've been dreaming of

[d-2x]

did Shize™ effectively utilize rainbow capitalism when they released the blueberry melon flavor?

[jasvvy]

[binofshit]

spent my wednesday night at church

spent my thursday night playing onlycans

god cannot save us all

[theradicalace]

i entirely blame the stupendium for making me download a game about erotic soda cans, they had no reason or right to go that hard on “vending machine of love”