the worst thing is when you get sparkling too early on so you have to try and not fuck up for 17 seconds
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the worst thing is when you get sparkling too early on so you have to try and not fuck up for 17 seconds
nothing is more relatable than cold beet stew's dislikes
like my top three dislikes are monogamy curry and capitalism too queen
the hucow can haunts me every single goddamn day
it is the only one I don't have an s on because of how much it throws me off
the hucow can haunts me every single goddamn day
can we talk about the ending of only cans?
like is the implication supposed to be after eternal devotion the player becomes a can themselves? cause thats the vibe I got but I'm not sure if I'm reading into this correctly
thinking about the implications of honey pot again
is this like a special can or did Shize have a soda that literally contains live bees
realized I'm dating someone who is exactly like Tiramisu, idk what to do with this realization
someone should make a web of which sodas like each other, which have beef, and which are connected through background lore
realizing things about my own preferences by playing the silly little can game
just found out that the snap is from you taking pictures
this makes so much more sense
okay ngl I am a little disappointrd that Pineapple Pizza is a clown stereotype rather than leaning into the actual clowncore sw that exists
steam showing all your friends what you play and what achievements you get is the first example of an anti social network
I dont wanna stir up drama but... some of you should slide your pennies in the vending machine of love and take that fizzy little minx that you've been dreaming of
did Shize™ effectively utilize rainbow capitalism when they released the blueberry melon flavor?
spent my wednesday night at church
spent my thursday night playing onlycans
god cannot save us all
i entirely blame the stupendium for making me download a game about erotic soda cans, they had no reason or right to go that hard on “vending machine of love”